2009 welcomed our newest team member, the fabulous FrzKey, on board, as well as our awesome behind-the-scenes affiliate managers, Josh and Jessica. Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to some of our friends, including HotMoviesForHer creator, Venus Vegas. While we are sad that we no longer get to work with such an awesome lady, we are super excited that she is still in the industry, working with Stockroom.com, and we see her online all the time.

To finish this year out with a bang, we ladies of HM4Her decided to let you in on what made our year extra special and round up all the stuff that we loved in the last twelve months. Not only do you get our favorite movie picks, you get the top of what we love toywise, bookwise and lifewise too! So sit back, relax and enjoy our little trip down memory lane!

J.D. Bauchery

Top 5 Movies:

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: Tristan Taormino never disappoints. Whether she is going for educational or strictly sexy, she always brings us something amazing. This year’s Taormino favorite in my book was her awesomely hot look at rough sex. We get five popular performers playing out their own rough sex fantasies with the partners of their choosing – how could this NOT be amazing?!? So many thumbs up! Watch It Now

NoFauxxx Roulette: This amazingly hot DIY queer sex extravaganza marked the beginning of a beautiful, lusty obsession with Courtney Trouble’s movies.  After it won “Most Deliciously Diverse Cast” at the Feminist Porn Awards, we just knew we had to have it.  This is seriously the start of something amazing… Watch It Now

Role Modeling: The best example of 2.0 social networking I’ve seen, this newbie filled flick features a bunch of performers that wrote to Dana DeArmond asking how to get into porn.  While most stars don’t bother answering, DeArmond flew around the country interviewing and shooting these folks fuck.  If that’s not interactive, then I don’t know what is! Watch It Now

Crash Pad Series – Episode 9: Julie & Michelle: Not only is this Crashpad Series movie a totally sexy fuck fest, complete with my porno crush, Michelle Aston, but it’s the first Male-to-Female trans porn I’ve ever seen that doesn’t treat trans female identity as a fetish (aka. Tranny porn, she-males, etc.).  Major thumbs up forrethinking gender and redefining porn. Watch It Now

Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes: This long awaited Belladonna masterpiece brings together a bunch of my favorite porn stars, including April Flores, Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and, of course, Belladonna for TWO discs worth of delightfully debaucherous strap-on dyke action.  Seriously hot, but don’t take my word for it – check it out! Watch It Now

Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:

Spareparts’ Joque Harness: After coveting this super sturdy strap-on harness for a long time, 2009 finally brought Joque my way… and he was totally worth the wait!  A one piece jock strap style harness with lots of velcro and stretchy/adjustable bits, this special guy is easy to use, fast to slip into and is totally stellar in holding your piece on tight!  If you are looking for a quality harness (with no animal products!) this is it! Buy It Now

Talula: I’ve tried by share of dildos over the years, and nothing has come close to the experience of Talula.  Created with a steep upward curve and a nice girth, this silicone buddy has quickly joined my small legion of frequently used toys.  Seriously, this curve is puuurrr-fect. Buy It Now

Hitachi Magic Wand: As hyped as it is, the Hitachi lives up to it’s impressive reputation.  This thing really is the Cadillac of vibes.  It took me 27 years to get one, and now that I have it, I’m not quite sure how i lived so long without it. Buy It Now

The Porn Librarian

Top 5 Movies:

Her Porn: Petra Joy has put together a collection of for women porn that absolutely blew my mind this past year. There’s a ton of hot action, including Shu Lea Cheang, a queer media artist’s, amazing clip from her film that premiered at Sundance. Anyone who likes lady porn should check it out. Watch It Now

Bella Loves Jenna: This is an old movie, but I had never seen it and totally loved it, so it makes the 2009 list! I shouldn’t have to say anything besides the fact that it stars Belladonna and Jenna Jameson, in my opinion. Of course, if you’re looking for more, you can check out my review of this freaky feature film starring two of the biggest leading ladies every! Watch It Now

Michael Lucas’ Auditions Volume 4:I love me some gay porn. I love this one because it just happens to have Edu Boxer bottoming for the first time on film with his partner Manu Maltes. Their chemistry is off the charts and it makes for some amazing wanking material. If you love big, manly men, you have to see this scene! Watch It Now

Perversions Of Lesbian Lust 1:This is definitely my favorite movie cover image of the year, but looks aren’t everything and this is one amazing porno from Madison Young. Starring Young, Lorelei Lee and the gorgeous Dylan Ryan, this kinky flick is one of my favorite lesbo flicks of all time. If you’re not into kink, don’t miss out on the opening scene which is totally vanilla and super hot. If you are a kinkster, stop reading and start viewing. Watch It Now

Crash Pad Series – Episode 3: Jiz & Shawn :Jiz and Shawn (Syd Blakovich) are two of my favorite stars and this movie will show you why. They’re both smokin’ hot and never hold back when they’re filming. If you want to see real queer porn, check these two out! Watch It Now

Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:

Form 6: I have a lot of amazing high-end toys, but I was blown away by Jimmyjane’s Form 6 once I finally got my hands on it. I don’t really think i have time to explain all of the great things that made it a must for this list, but I broke it down to the best of my ability in our review. All I know is that I hope that more Jimmyjane toys find their way into my home in 2010! Buy It Now

Lovemoiselle Noemie:When you review a toy of toys, it’s sometimes hard to excited about another dildo. The moment I got my hands on this ceramic wand, I knew I had something special. It’s obviously gorgeous, but what really counts is how well it performs and boy does it. It’s non-porous and can be sterilized, which is awesome in my book. Buy It Now

FrzKey

Top 5 Movies:

Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! – David Taylor: Ah, I still remember stumbling across this rare gem featuring the absolutely scrumptious David Taylor before he became a super famous gay-for-pay stud. This film stands as the anchor for many a fantasy of mine, in which I first meet the famous Mr. Taylor and then sweep him off his feet – all made extra special since I’d basically forgotten I could have fantasies after all the porn. Thanks for that! Watch It Now

A Man With A Maid – Tales Of Victorian Lust: It was seriously difficult to pick just one Sweet Sinner film, since absolutely every single one of them has knee buckling amazing sex scenes. I picked this one for being light on James Deen because I still feel guilty lusting after other women’s men, even if not especially women as awesome as Joanna Angel. Watch It Now

Speakeasy: Yeah I just saw this one and already it’s one of my favorites. Wow, Courtney Trouble does some seriously fine work; I actually spent an hour gushing about it in the office the morning after. Seriously, getting a porn reviewer to gush about your work like a stricken fangirl takes some serious talent and finally I know what J.D.’s been talking about all year! Watch It Now

Cry Wolf: Best plot, ok sex (I mean seriously, no big name studio compares to Sweet Sinner there), best acting all year. Period. Awesome porno all around. I really wish there were more like these out there.. Watch It Now

Depravity Episode 1:I kind of love all the hentai I watch. When I first became an anime fan, I decided to basically watch every animated short, movie, series and ova I could get my grubby little hands on. I’ve almost gotten to the point where I’m more discerning in my viewing – almost. It really depends on how much I have access to (when I started, only Sailor Moon, DBZ and Hamtaro were available to me, now things have gotten more complex). This was one of the few hentai’s I watched this year where the female character, though still in distress, managed to hold her own. She gave them what for and really had me on the edge of my seat cheering her on. Watch It Now

Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:

Sliquid Organics O Gel: Totally fan-fucking-tastic lube. This stuff justifies all my previous Sliquid related lust and now I’ve got the urge to own the entire line, my old lube just doesn’t compare to this stuff. Buy It Now

Coochy Protection:This stuff has seriously changed the way I see shaving, it’s actually had a serious impact on my life that reaches outside of the bedroom and I love it to death! Buy It Now

Have a very happy new year and a fabulous 2010!

xoxo
- The Ladies of HotMoviesForHer!

As sad as we were to see Masturbation Month come to an end, National LGBT Pride Month is here and we are super excited!  Back in 2000, Bill Clinton declared June as Pride Month to remember the Stonewall Riots, which are considered the start of the gay rights movement.  And yesterday, the first of June, President Obama officially proclaimed June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month and called upon the people of the United States to “turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.”  Woohoo!

In celebration of queers everywhere, I thought I’d pass on some of my favorite Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender (and queer!) movies to help kick off the month right!  Now, in no certain order, a few of my favies:

Happy LGBT (and Q!) Pride Month to all!!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio:Blowfish Video Category: Lesbian – Dyke Porn

Do lesbians have sex? And if so, how? Those are the question the fake documentary in this fake documentary is trying to answer. A mockumentary within a mockmentary? Wait a sec, are you confused too? Ok, back up. This Shine Louise Houston movie follows a crew filming a documentary crew looking at the mating habits of lesbians. Yep, it’s all very National Geographic-esque , down to the tag tracking devices. Basically, Houston took a really funny idea and made a totally smart and sexy queer porno that has just the right amount of high jinks and hotness.

Watching this movie right now is kind of extra fun for me because I just met some of these people for the first time a few days ago, and while I’ve seen their movies tons of times, it’s ever more fun now that I know how rad they are in person too. My favorite scene of the movie was the third, with Will, Papi and Jiz Lee (billed as Beau Flex). The way they fucked with gender and each other was amazingly hot and when Papi fucked Jiz with a strap-on while being fucked by Will with a strap-on – let’s just say I hit rewind a few times. And while it usually does nothing for me, all their intense kissing totally got me even more aroused and ready to go. While three was my favorite, there really wasn’t a bad scene in the movie. From Trouble and Jiz riding the same Hitachi in scene one to watching Will and Papi go at it as a duo at the end, this queer fuck fest kept my attention and kept making me laugh from start to finish. Thanks for another great one Shine!

-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Blowfish Video Category: Lesbian

The spirit of the “Superfreak” himself, Rick James, goes around possessing queers and making them want to fuck. I seriously don’t think a plot gets better than this. Alright, if it were any other director or any other stars, I might question all those other aspects you need to suspend disbelief for, like why Rick James is back and what’s he doin’ with the dykes. But this movie is a Shine Louise Houston creation, starring Madison Young, Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee (to name only a few), so no matter what, I knew this movie would be stellar. I feel totally comfortable making the blanket statement that Houston cannot seem to make bad porn. Everything that comes out of her camera is totally hot and always the finest of production quality. Can you beat that really? I know it sounds like propaganda, but it’s just true. Anyway, back to the Superfreak!

The hotness starts when James hops into Madison Young in scene one, making her work herself into a screaming orgasm with the super powerful Hitachi Magic Wand. What an opener! With a start like that, how does it get better?! Well, somehow Houston powers through to bring us my absolute favorite part of the movie, scene three – with Jiz, Syd and a very lucky kitchen sink. Water play, hand fucking and squirting orgasms galore!! And while I loved loved loved this scene, the interview after the actual movie made it even better for me. Yep, after all the action, Houston goes through and interviews all of the players, giving background stories and discussing the day’s events. Ok, yes, it would be a little processing heavy for some people, but it was right up this academic porno dyke’s alley… in more ways than one!

If you are looking for hot queers, smokin’ sex and lots of laughs, you best get your freak on!

-J.D. Bauchery

Superfreak : The ghost of Rick James goes around possessing women and makes them get busy with each other. Holy crap, if that doesn’t sound like the best plotline ever, I don’t know what is! Plus it’s directed by Shine Louise Houston and stars Madison young, so we know we are getting the hottest queer sexin’ out there and awesome production values. I need to get on the ball and check this one out, STAT!

When Ginger Met Nina: I hate missing an opportunity to see porno queen Nina Hartley in action. Especially when she’s paired with adult movie legend Ginger Lynn! This scene has been 25 years in the making (which is basically my lifespan, give or take a few years) – who am I to let this one pass me by! Bonus points for including the super sexy Dana DeArmond!

Afterschool Special & Turn Me Up Over And On: Fatale Media always brings the hottest of the hot in real dyke sex. I’m still sweatin’ over some of their other movies. That’s probably why I haven’t watched this queer romp yet… I don’t want my clit to fall off!

Deep Throat: I know, I know… I’m a total asshole. I can’t believe I call myself a porn reviewer and still haven’t seen this Linda Lovelace classic. I mean seriously people, this is one of the most famous adult movies ever! It’s like Ebert and Roeper glossing over “Citizen Cane.” Epic Fail. Don’t worry, I’m on it!

So much porn to watch. I know, my life is so hard…

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Blowfish Video Category: Fetish

Isn’t it always the same old story. Work getting in the way of a relationship and tearing the couple apart. While that adage may be cliché at this point, there is nothing standard about this Blowfish Video fetish flick. Director and star Madison Young brings us a totally fresh perspective of what’s it like to be tied up with work (literally) in this bondage fest based on her own real life experiences. Young is a bondage model whose career is leaving her little time for her girlfriend Gauge (otherwise known as the delectable Jiz Lee). But instead of acting out a whole host of arguments, Madison Young reflects all of her internal struggles, using intricate rope work to both explain her point, as well as titillate her audience.

Aside from the kink and a little bit of fucking (in the more tradition sense), this movie gives way more than most porn movies I’ve watched. Not only is it hot and provocative, it offers up other forms of art, including spoken word pieces read by Young herself. My favorite scenes were the transition parts between the scenes, which have Madison suspended from ropes and trying her best to reach an equally suspended type writer. Sure, it’s not fucking, but it’s pretty awesome.

As for the kink, I really enjoyed scene 5, where Gauge makes Madison “pay” for all the times she’s been hurt in the relationship. Gauge uses her collected tears to weigh down plastic jugs clothes pinned to Madison’s labia. I thought that was super hot, as well as a creative way to present someone’s pain without having some long drawn out monologue. I wouldn’t say that I’m really into kinky movies, but this is one I will definitely be watching again.

-J.D. Bauchery