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Today is Jamye Waxman’s birthday!  Along with being a sex educator extraordinaire, Waxman rocks the sex world as a published author and writer/director/producer of her own instructional series.  Oh, and we can’t forget her wonderful stint as Wonder Woman in the 2009 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar.  She is basically amazing. 

In honor of this awesome lady turning a year older, I thought I’d make sure you guys know about her fabulous movies!  Consider it the goodie bag from the party…

The best part of this awesomely instructional sex toy tryst is that it is super informative, but not irritatingly so and without the huge cheese factor that tends to come with instructional videos.  Read the whole review!

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  And welcome to September!  As we are gearing up for a three-day weekend (as well as my birthday, which I can’t seem to mention enough), this week is flying by with lots to do and, of course, watch!  Though I’m sure you all are having busy weeks too, remember to write up your Top Five porn list and enter our contest to win 1000 FREE porn minutes.  Just think, if you like to relax and watch about half an hour of porn at a time, you get to do that 30 times for FREE!  If a five minute quickie is more your style, you get 200 opportunities!  This is not to be missed people!  I can’t think of a better way to get hot as the weather cools down…

Anyway, it’s Wednesday and you know what that means – link lovin’!  So let’s get to it!

- Two of my favorite men, Ben and Jerry, are hopping on the gay marriage support train with a change to their iconic Chubby Hubby ice cream.  The vanilla/fudge/peanut butter/pretzel amazingness will now deliciously be known as Hubby Hubby!  Finally, a real excuse to take a spoon to a pint of B&J… like I really needed a reason. (via TheFrisky)

- Those staunch Brits are not nearly as tight-lipped and puritanical as may seem on first appearance.  It turns out that the British Museum and the British Library have some of the biggest collections of smut in the entire world!  Note to self – get plane ticket to England. (via WorldSexNews)

- A Swedish study has found that young men are using STIs to affirm their manhood. Genital Warts as a badge of honor?  What The FAIL. (via Sunfiltered)

- New TSA regulations are requiring people to give their gender and birthdate when making reservations, then using them to do gate checks at the airport.  Hmmm… something tells me that TSA officers will probably not be very friendly when it comes to trans/gender-varient folks.  Or that they will recieve any sort of diversity/sensitivity training around gender.  I can just see the headlines now “Gender Deviants Stopped at Gate, Suspected of Terrorism.”  Sigh. (via Sunfiltered) 

- I’m definitely a Cool Aunt… are you?  (via Babeland Blog)

- These boob/face transformations totally creep me out, yet I can’t stop looking.  (via BuzzFeed)

And lastly, Alt Queen Joanna Angel and her main man James Deen are hanging out in Paris right now, shooting scenes and hang fun.  Lucky for us they had a few minutes to video blog their trip and tell us all about the debauchery.

(I’m not sure why, but it goes through the video twice…)

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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You say it’s your birthday. It’s my birthday too, yeah. And yes, it actually IS my birthday! Well, not today… on Friday, but still it’s the week of my birthday, which is just as good in my book. Birthdays are pretty big for us here at HM4Her, so for this week’s Top Five Tuesday, I thought I’d celebrate with a list of my favorite birthday pornos. You’ve never heard of birthday pornos? Well, we have more than 75 flicks that feature folks getting down around their special day! Pretty hot, right? So, in so specific order, my gift to you… consider it like one of those treat bags you used to get when you went to parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

Birthday Candies: While I want nothing to do with blowing this candle out, I do think it’s kind of amazing that the buff dude on the back cover has a candle in his penis. Not on his penis… actually in his urethra. And the rest of the movie looks like it’s all over the place too, which I love.

A Birthday Wish: Hot homo sexin’ and poolside oral adventures! See, birthday wishes really DO come true!

Hubby’s Birthday: While this choice may seem out of the norm for me, ever since I reviewed Jan and Nina Hartley a while back, I’ve been totally smitten with Jan B. and her pro-amateur, Midwestern housewife smut. Nothin’ like big hair and birthday cuckolds to make it a super special day!

My Squirteenth Birthday: What’s a better party favor than a puddle of cum? Not much really. And I’m a total sucker for a little word play. Paaarty!

Bi-Birthday: Because it’s your party and you can bi if you want to! Plus, I kinda love the cover art…  hot like fire.

Get your party hats ready!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Photo via Kane Army

Today is star/director Kimberly Kane’s birthday!  Happy Birthday Kimberly!

In honor of her big day, I thought it would be nice to celebrate Kane with some of her own awesome work… and some of the good stuff we’ve said about it.

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Picture via EnterBelladonna

Today is Belladonna‘s birthday and we just wanted to send our favorite smutty sister a little celebration love!

Happy Birthday Belladonna!

xoxo
-The Ladies of HM4Her

ps. We can’t WAIT to see all the action with you, Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee!  Swoooon!

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Happy birthday!!!!!!!

Hope you are having a fantastic day!!!!!

Love,

HM4Her girls

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