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2 Out Of 2 Porn Bloggers Agree…

Ginger Leigh — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:55:03 +0000

That we want to wish Ron Jeremy a very happy birthday! We love this guy. I mean really, how could you not? Just look at that face! He is super cool dude with a great sense of humor that knows how to bang. He also knows how to play the harmonica. Ron is full of awesome and we hope he is having the best birthday ever.

Love,
J.D. and Ginger

Happy Birthday Ginger Leigh!

J.D. — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:34:13 +0000

I don’t know if you know this, but HotMoviesForHer.com is made up of a tight knit group of ladies that not only love porno, but also each other. Yes, I made it seem like there are a few of us, but in reality, we are just a dynamic pair of Ginger Leigh and me, J.D. Bauchery, that spend our days scheming how to bring the hotness to the masses… and going on chocolate runs to the candy shop down the street. What, it’s part of our creative process.

Anyway, today is Ginger Leigh’s birthday so I wanted to wish her the happiest of days with the most appropriate song I can think of for the occasion. Yes, I used it for my birthday too – that’s why we are friends.

Happy Birthday Ginger, my wonderful work wife!! I hope this wish comes true…

xoxo
-JD

Happy Birthday Drew DeVeaux!!

J.D. — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:22:28 +0000

Today is the amazing Drew DeVeaux‘s birthday!! HotMoviesForHer wanted to be sure and wish her the Happiest Birthday out there and celebrate the day she escaped the womb with a bunch of pictures of her hotness. I guess that’s really more of a gift for us, but hopefully all the wanking it results in will send a surge of sexy vibes right into Drew’s pretty, pink… birthday cake.

(Picture courtesy of CrashPadSeries; amazing photoshopping by me.)

(Picture courtesy of Dolores Park Studios. From: Brunch Bunch: Queerly SF)

(Picture courtesy of Good Releasing. From: Roulette Toronto)

(Picture courtesy of C. Batts Fly. From: Artcore)

So much delicious Drew! We hope you have an amazing birthday, Drew!

xoxo
-JD and Ginger Leigh

Mixtape Rewind – Birthday Edition!

J.D. — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:14:21 +0000

Happy Friday all! Welcome to this lovely three day weekend. Not only are we celebrating Labor Day this weekend, it also happens to be my birthday!! Woohoo! That’s right, your faithful porno peddler will be turning a whole year older – heading into the last year of her 20′s. To start this party weekend off on the right foot, here is the PERFECT song. (Plus it’s in my head hardcore. Thanks a lot, baby.)

Girl you know I I I… Hilarious.

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend!

xoxo
JD

Mixtape Rewind: Happy Birthday Porn Librarian!!

J.D. — Fri, 13 May 2011 21:57:22 +0000

Happy Friday all! Welcome back to the end of the week! It’s time to pack it in for the deliciousness of the weekend, but before we go, we want to make sure to rock your socks a little bit and get you shakin’ it with a little mixtape rewind!

Tomorrow is our resident Porn Librarian’s birthday so we wanted to make sure to send a special song out to her so she would know what a happy birthday we are wishing her.

Also, I can’t listen to this song without thinking of The P.L.

Happy Birthday, friend!

xoxo
- JD & Ginger

Dirty and Delicious – Celebrating Birthday Week!

J.D. — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:10:39 +0000

Hello my lovely readers! Guess what this week happens to be? That’s right, the week of my birthday! And of course I am one of those people that gets really excited about it and wants to celebrate all week long. I figured I’d kick off the week with a little something I like to call “dirty cakes that will give you nightmares,” or just “some of the best/worst erotic cakes in the world.” Sugar and perversion – two of my favorite things (though not to this extent)!

Yeah, that’s a cake! Now I’ve seen dirty cakes of all sorts before, but none like this – with super cartoony looking characters totally going at it! Talk about some fucking frosting! I love it!

Next up we have something a little more traditional when it comes to erotic cakes…

Ah, the vag! Next to boob cakes, the hooha is one of the most deliciously represented erotic bits. As is the treat above, sometimes these lady parts are crafted by folks that have never actually seen a vag for real. Or is that an eye wearing a headband? Either way, I’ll take it! (This one is a little more realistic.)

While these 3-D cakes are fun, we can’t forget the good ole’ erotic airbrushing.

I don’t know who Julian, but I can only imagine that my birthday is going to just as awesome as his was!

And lastly, my favorite cake…

There is just something so hilariously awesome about the leg base and that giant schlong standing straight up at attention. And that “vein” – it looks cracked, like the Liberty Bell (yes, that’s a ‘Strangers With Candy’ reference). I won’t start to mention the balls… Even as a lesbo, this is the cake I would want at my birthday party!

Look for more birthday fun throughout the week!

xoxo
-JD

Happy Birthday Porn Librarian!

J.D. — Fri, 14 May 2010 18:20:52 +0000

Today is The Porn Librarian’s birthday! And while she has left the office early today to celebrate, we wanted to make sure to wish her a Happy Birthday!!

We hope you are having a fantastic day! Happy Birthday!

xoxo
-The Ladies of HM4Her

Happy Birthday April Flores!

J.D. — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:49:47 +0000

Happy Birthday April Flores! Today is the zaftig porno queen’s special day and we ladies of HM4Her just wanted to wish her the best day ever! Woohoo!

Every lady should have a poufy pink dress for her birthday!

xoxo
-The Ladies of HM4Her

Happy Birthday Viagra!

FrzKey — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:59:28 +0000

Yay! It’s time to celebrate the little blue pill that’s been helping porn stars set impossible standards for male performance for a whopping ten years now! As a sign of their new maturity they put out this subtle (tasteful even) anniversary ad that is absolutely precious and totally safe for work.

Just remember, if you’ve got a birthday candle that burns for more than three hours you should take that candle to the doctors as soon as possible!

Happy Birthday Jiz Lee!

J.D. — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:35:59 +0000

Today is Jiz Lee‘s birthday and we are havin’ a little party here in the office for the HM4Her porn crush’s big day. While unfortunately for us, Jiz isn’t here to join in the festivities (the picture is just wishful thinking), we’ve been celebrating with some of our favorite Jiz movies. I like to think of it as cashing in on some of the best party favors ever.

Here are a few of our party picks:

Crash Pad Series – Episode 7: Jiz And Vai: So much hotness and soaked furniture.

Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco: Jiz and Lorelei gettin’ busy in Dolores Park totally makes my life. <3<3<3

Superfreak: Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee fucking in a bright blue kitchen makes me need to fan myself, and the commentary later in the flick is the perfect cool down.

There isn’t much better than a porn-filled party to help guide you into a brand new year.

Happy Birthday Jiz!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery and the ladies of HM4H