Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Sorry about the Link Love lapse last week (would you look at that alliteration!), but I was heading to Boston to talk about porn at a conference (seriously), and I didn’t get a chance to celebrate the Humpday with you all. Oh well, I’m back this week and ready to get my party on and bring you the dirtiest news the web has to offer. Let’s get to it!
- What makes more sense merged together than a Fleshlight and an iPad case? Oh man, pervs have the BEST inventions!
What do you get when you bring together some of the top female porn directors in the world’s work and join their hottest fantasies? Apparently an amazing compilation that spans the entirely of female desire and sexuality and neatly presents more than two and a half hours of pure pleasure. Of all the porn this reviewer has watched, this is the first multi-director compilation I remember seeing that has been executed so well. Each scene plays of one and another and adds fuel to the fire just when you think the fire could not be further stoked. Because each vignette is so different from each other, as well as created by different women, I am going to review each scene by itself – obviously starting with scene one.
Scene one. Where do I start? Do I begin with the fact that this is only the second time I’ve ever seen Tristan Taormino get fucked on screen and how excited I was to even see her at all? Or do I focus on how amazing it was that porn/sex legends Candida Royalle and Betty Dodson were in the scene as well? Nah, let’s start with the ferocious sensuality that came along with having a man jerk off on stage in front of an audience of women. “Not So Tender Is The Night,” directed by Marianna Beck takes feminism and sex to a new level, breaking boundaries and getting to the good stuff right away. While these women may have been trying to teach this guy a “lesson” about objectifying women, the point was pretty much lost the minute he began getting into it and I forgot that there was something to think about other than his hand on his cock, or Tristan Taormino sliding her corset down to expose her perfect pink nipples. And though this was totally awesome and my eyes were glued to the screen, it was the second part of the scene that had my total, undivided attention. Once the guy gets in bed with our girl Tristan and has her moaning up and down the sheets, this movie officially became one of my favies.
The scene may have only amounted to 17 or so minutes, but I am definitely in for the long haul and can’t wait to see what Strawberry Seductress brings us next!
Our favorite self-lovin’ guru Betty Dodson turns 80 years old today! We just wanted to give a shout out to the fabulous Ms. Dodson and send the hottest HotMoviesForHer birthday wishes we can!
Seriously, I first learned about masturbation by reading one of Betty Dodson’s books when I was young, so really, I owe my sex-positivity and excitement about sexuality to her. Thanks Betty! Happy Brithday!
Masturbation is awesome. Whether I’m rockin’ my own socks off, or watching a beautiful girl rub one out on screen, I a definitely a fan when it comes to the act of self loving. Last month I had the honor of meeting one of the loudest champions of female masturbation ever, the fabulous Betty Dodson.
Not only has Dodson been shouting the praises of jilling off (the female verson of jacking off, of course) for decades, she actually ran workshops as early as the 70s, having women get naked and learn how to masturbate on site! Fuck, even I first learned about masturbation from one of her books I found when I was younger. Betty Dodson is an amazing woman and this all girl solo sexin’ Top Five Tuesday is dedicated to her!
So many sex bloggers, so little time! On Friday Venus and I hopped the Chinatown bus up to New York for the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar Release Party. Since we were one of the sponsors and we love supporting our sexy blogger community, we wanted to actually be there to help them celebrate the release of their awesome calendar… and I really wanted to meet all of them in person. You can only Twitter with people for so long before you want to actually meet them face to face.
We ended up getting there with a couple of hours to spare, so after checking into the hotel and putting all our stuff down, we grabbed some awesome Mexican food and wandered around window shopping for a little while before going back to the room to get ready. Being the kind of femme (and totally indecisive) gal that I am, I brought a few outfits to choose from and funny enough, ended up picking the one that nearly matched Venus’! I had a grey zebra print skirt and a black shirt and she wore a grey zebra shirt and a black skirt. After giggling about being matchy matchy, we decided if anyone noticed, we’d just say it was the HotMoviesForHer dress code. Smart thinkin’, huh? Dressed and glamourous, we hopped a subway down to the White Rabbit for the party.
For the week up to the party and even on the way there, I kept telling Venus that all I wanted was to get there early enough to get one of the gift bags given to the first 100 people. And though we arrived only 15 or 20 minutes after the doors opened, the place was PACKED and all the bags were doled out. Bummed as I was to miss out on the goodie bags, I was super excited that the party was so well attended.
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