There is something about classic features that makes me so happy. I couldn’t tell you exactly what it is, but I have a feeling it has something to do with the earnestness of it all – I just love it so! It seems to be a theme in ‘70s and ‘80s pornos especially and I, for one, could not be happier about it.… More
As summer begins its wind down, I’ve started getting nostalgic for all things warm weather related, including beaches. Sure, I am the first person to express my distaste for sex in the sand, but when it comes to watching surfer porn, I can make an exception. Plus, the porno version of beach sex is so much hotter than anything that’s really going on seaside.… More
I’m lucky enough to live in the South where we just enjoyed an amazing weekend full of high 60s and sun, but I still feel for my friends stuck in the North who are getting blitzed by storm after storm this winter. We’ve featured a lot of pornos that star beautiful people fucking on gorgeous beaches in the past and I think this is the perfect time for a XXX getaway to a warm and sunny place.… More
In the summertime I end up watching a lot of movies that are shot outdoors. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that I’d rather be outside than cramped in an office, just like the rest of the world! Lucky for me, I at least get to watch hot people fuck on the beach, on boats and in open fields.… More
Happy Groundhog’s Day! From what the news said this am, Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow on Gobbler’s Knob (best name ever) and saw his shadow, which unfortunately translates to us dealing with six more weeks of winter. Boooo.
But instead of just glumly keeping my gloves and hat by the front door and my gas bill through the roof, this year I’ve decided to stay warm a little differently… with porn, of course!… More
Now that Memorial Day is behind us, we can finally start the sunny season off right! And what’s the first thing we think of when the weather warms? Vacation, of course! Especially vacations by the beach. All that lounging on the sand and playing in the waves… what could be better?!… More