Rubber Paddle From Babeland

I don’t know if you know this, but different impact play toys offer up different sensations.  Crazy idea, I know, but it’s true.  And, depending on how you play with them also results in a variety of experiences as well.  While I’ve enjoyed my share of thumpy and thuddy toys, I’ve yet to really get down and dirty with something stingy – until now.  And when I say stingy, I don’t mean a light stinging sensation like a slap… I mean a heavy duty whack that leaves a stinging red mark, even when it barely touches you.  I mean the Rubber Paddle from Babeland.… More

My First Rabbit Vibe

I never expect much from any toy with the words “my first” in the name.  I usually judge the crap out of it – expecting seam-laden plastic pieces just waiting crack or a blob of jelly with that new car sent.  What else?  Either a pathetically week motor or one that is so buzzily strong it makes my clit want to detach itself and hide in the other room.  California Exotic’s My First Rabbit didn’t necessarily turn me into a believer, but it definitely represented for the “my first” toys.  I could go on a rant about who gets to decide that shitty toys are for beginners, but I’m not really up for that today.… More

Pop Plug

Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys?  No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong!  Why do I bring this up?  Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.… More

Starburst Tickler

Sometimes you just need a little tickle in your sex life.  Something soft and sweet that just feels nice to rub all the body.  While advanced sex toy enthusiasts can definitely get down with this kind of action, feather ticklers are often ideal for couples just getting into the world of sex toy play.… More

PicoBong HONI

I was pretty excited to give the PicoBong Honi a whirl.  Pico Bong toys are made the same folks that make Lelo toys.  While I love the crap out of Lelo’s products, they are on the pricey end of the spectrum.  While they are totally worth it with their soft silicone and rechargeable ways, sometimes they just don’t fit into the budget.  Soooo, I think it is pretty neat that they came out with a line of toys with a wallet friendly price point.… More

Koa Ring

My partner and I are always looking for new and fun ways to spice up our sex life.  Much like a vodka connoisseur searches for that perfectly smooth and satisfying brand of vodka, we are on a constant hunt for the perfect ‘his and hers’ toy we can use together in the bedroom (or wherever strikes our fancy at the time!).… More

Kinklab Blindfold

As someone who considers themselves pretty kinky, I was actually surprised when I realized that my toy box was lacking a blindfold.  Sure, bandanas have been known to do the trick, but sometimes you are looking for a more polished, sexy look – which is where a basic black blindfold comes in.  And the latest addition to my collection, Kinklab Blindfold, is just that.… More

Berman Venus G

I’m always on the search for a g-spot vibrator that will show me the light.  I have a small arsenal of non-vibrating g-spot dildos that do me right, but no G vibes that have really lit up my life.  I prefer to keep my vibration on the outside, but I’m up for trying anything that just might make me change my ways.  Que Babeland!… More

Babeland Body Chocolate

I’m not the kind of girl that really brings food into the bedroom.  While I am a pretty sexually adventurous person, I usually draw the line at anything that will make me sticky, make a huge mess to clean up, or leave a weird taste or smell – all of which happen with food.  Don’t get the weird taste or smell comment?  Try bringing whipped cream into your sexcapades and tell me you don’t smell faint traces of spoiled milk when your bodies heat up?  Just saying.  Anyway, back to the task at hand, Babeland Body Chocolate.  Like I said above, I don’t usually bring food into the bedroom, so when this little tub of edible chocolate body spread came across my desk, I was a little hesitant to give it a go.  But just as nearly everything else that I’ve been nervous to test, Babeland Body Chocolate turned out to be pretty decent.… More

Babeland Satin Bondage Kit

Here’s a little something for those of you who are looking to spice things up a bit – the Babeland Satin Bondage Kit! It includes a blindfold & two five foot versatile ties that are perfect for rendering your partner’s hands useless!

I’m not really a hardcore kinkster, but we do like to play a bit with power and control and a collection like this is perfect for people like me.… More