Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. I’m pretty surprised that it’s Wednesday again already. Maybe that’s a sign that the weeks are going faster and it will be warm again soon? I’m not sure about that, but all I do know is that I am typing this with gloves on at my desk and I am officially over winter. Good thing that they start to this week’s Link Love is all about livin’ it up summer style, so let’s get to it!
- Just when you thought MTV’s Jersey Shore couldn’t get any more press, blown-out Italian Stallion Pauly D goes and says he’d be up for stripping down in Playgirl. And unlike the letdown that was Levi Johnston, Pauly would appear wearing only his signature hair gel. (via Gawker)
- And speaking of hardcore bits, The Frisky rounded up the Top 10 Most Amazing Vaginas – from the woman with two pussies to the chick that can lift 31 lbs. with her cooch. And I thought taking a whole hand was a feat! Guess I better start doing my Kegels more often… Read the rest of this entry »
“I’m truly honored to have received this appointment and am eager and excited about this opportunity that is before me,” Simpson said in a statement released by the National Center for Transgender Equality. “And at the same time, as one of the first transgender presidential appointees to the federal government, I hope that I will soon be one of hundreds, and that this appointment opens future opportunities for many others.”
Well the big rush of orgiastic festivities is done and a new year has dawned, I was still nursing my headache from the weekend when I saw this headline over at Jezebel: “Scientists Say “G-Spot” Doesn’t Actually Exist!” Good gods, talk about ruining the New Year let alone my Monday with a single sentence.
Being ever investigative (also known as being more curious than I am I wise) I went right off to the Times Online to investigate the testing methods that lead to this conclusion. They studied 1,800 women, good so far, all twins who should share a general physical structure so that if one has a G-Spot the other should as well, yup good there too – these women then filled out questionnaires, wait what? So to identify if an internal physical structure does or does not exist it’s definitive to just ask highly subjective people with different sexual experiences about it? So I can just say I don’t have an appendix? Cause I’ve never felt it it certainly doesn’t exist, right?
Sorry, but no, go back and give each of those 1,800 women extensive examinations with deep scanning technology and then get back to us. Ok? Thanks. Till then check out some of our awesome instructional videoson how to find and stimulate your own G-Spot.
So it’s winter and I’m cold blooded which means I’m actually going out about as much as your average black adder right now – when I heard about FetLife. You see sometimes even I’m late to these kinds of parties and I’ve discovered a rather odd thing – I occasionally scare the crap out of people on OKCupid. I don’t know why, I’m just your average sweetie who reviews porn heavy on BDSM and Hentai for a living, what’s to fear? But alas fear they do (or drool creepily at the mere mention of porn – too much interest in my job can be a turn off, sadly) so I’m looking for more understanding/interesting stomping grounds for the winter.
For the next few days I’m going to set up an account and explore FetLife till my curiosity is sated, I grow bored or the weather heats up and I go back to actually meeting people face to face, which ever happens first. Till then I’ll be taking my online dating*activity there (what little dating my winter libido can sustain anyway) come in and be my friend, or whatever they do on FetLife I’m not entirely sure what that might be yet, I’ll be the usual FrzKey you’ve grown to know and love.
*Ok maybe not dating, more like exploring as FetLife is a social networking site not a dating site in anyway shape or form but because it’s not really the kind of place I can explore without joining I’ll join first and then figure out what I’m doing there and I already mentioned being outside as much as your average black adder.
I have a confession to make, I’m a Grinch. Yes, I’m one of those horrible people that grow ever more surly as others start planning what to eat for Turkey day until it peaks in me throwing snowballs at my neighbors houses because they had the audacity to leave their holiday lights up till New Years. Needless to say I also don’t get invited to a lot of New Years Eve bashes – but that’s ok, I’m in a handy dandy twelve step program for Grinches.
Part of that involves, giving (lots and lots of it) and porn (because there’s no mood changer like a good sex scene). So today I gift you readers with a beautiful one two punch called “Spork” an erotic fan-fictional tale that involves the new Captain Kirk and his first mate, Spock.
Who knew, Spock swallows – but only when necessary. Remember, though yaoi fan-fiction smashups are highly addicting and should only be taken in small doses or you’ll risk losing your sense of reality and start seeing all your favorite male stars in compromising guy on guy action (when you get to the point where you’re imagining the Joker and Batman having a midnight tryst while Harley Quinn watches with a camera and a few of Bat’s marvelous toys – you know you’ve gone too far).
Fun Factory toys, one of the best things to happen to silicone since, well, ever, is giving the big heave ho to batteries and switching over to an awesome new rechargeable INTERCHANGEABLE power system. Their up and coming “Click n’ Charge” system offers a rechargable lithium polymer battery plug that will be compatible with their new line of toys and everything to come. Seriously, one plug for all your toys – so smart! And totally green! Unfortunately we have to hold our horses until the first 3 new vibes using the technology will be released in the fall, with a speak preview at January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas.
While this new system in really awesome, it does have it’s downsides. What if you and your partner both want to use vibes that take the plug and there is only one? Or what if you lose the plug? Then you are screwed for all your toys! I’m guessing you can buy replacement/extra plugs, so really I wouldn’t worry too much about those concerns. Mostly I’m just going to rejoice in how much money I’ll be saving by being able to skip on those annoying, toxic disposable batteries.
This is war, batteries. Prepare to fight! Or don’t really, because you just won’t win.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Well, here we are again, returning to that last full five day work week before those two shortened final weeks of the year. Yep, all we need to do is get through this week, then we are in the clear for smooth sailing towards the holiday breaks! But that means the holidays are coming near and everything needs to be ready! Oy! Sure, Hanukkah is already more than half over, but for this Jew, a gift isn’t late for the holidays until January 1st, so I’m still chugging along on the old craft wagon.
Anyway, I digress (ooh look, something shiny!). So, yes, it’s the last long week of stress before the short week of scrambling to get stocking stuffers and extra gift wrap. So, let’s take a relaxing Humpday break to sit back, chill out and find out all the sexy news that’s fit to print!
- And speaking of dicks, this is the ultimate fucking bed. It’s totally where the magic happens.
- A Nevada brothel owner is bringing something new to the oldest profession in the world. She hopes to open the first legal male prostitution house in the United States, now that STI testing laws have changed. I guess Field of Dreams was right… if you build it, they will definitely cum. (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »
Today I have decided to be happy – or else. So when things started getting me down around the office I did the most logical thing I could think of, I went looking for boobs! And I found something totally awesome in my quest; Av Tokei has this kind of stripping clock that features various Asian hotties in various states of undress for every minute of the day!
Yes this is totally awesome in a totally random kind of way. The images range from softcore to topless NSFW and on the NSFW end there’s a little something for everyone (I noticed bondage lesbians at 4:04) plus it cycles automatically for every minute of the day. That’s a lot of naked to semi naked ladies! Only problem is that when I found the site it was about two hours faster than Eastern Standard Time and since the sites in Japanese I can’t figure out how to calibrate it for my time but I still love it. Thanks Av Tokei for bringing me my much needed boob fix!
I just seem to be in luck with the finding of naked men you’d probably rather not see naked on YouTube lately. This is an ad for a drink made with blood oranges called Orangina, featuring an anthropomorphic black cougar type cat and a plump middle aged business man.
Not bad at all. Now if only this was advertising a new line of 3D bondage movies featuring real men and anthropomorphic CGI women that would totally rock. As it is – advertising for some orange drink – I can’t think of a more total miss.
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