There would be some amount of ironic humor (or something) if the sex positive porn site ladies wrote their blog posts from this chair. Sure, we’d sit on it at the same time. Did you think we had separate desks and chairs? The fine piece of furniture was designed in 1969 by Allen Jones. Via The Frisky
I have to confess that J.D. is out of town and I’m just assuming she wants this chair.
Erika Lust, one of our favorite porn directors, is coming out with a new movie and we could not be more excited about it. The most erotic readings and steamiest sex come together at a magical, bohemian place called the Cabaret Desire. Mmm… even the name makes us a little warm under the collar. Take a look at these seriously sexy pictures and you tell us that you aren’t just as excited as we are.
And if these pictures aren’t enough to convince you, check out the trailer.
Yum, right? Cabaret Desire is coming soon! And be sure to give Lust’s other films a look as well. They are so hot that you are gonna need a cold shower after you watch.
Sometimes you need some weird shit to liven up your porno watching experience. While Sex Aliens doesn’t top the list of odd things I’ve seen in porn (i.e. omelets), it has just enough silliness to yank me right out of my smutty blahs. Plus, old school Ron Jeremy always makes me happy. He is a pal of ours and a super nice guy. I actually enjoy his acting and, while it is never academy award winning material, he never makes me want to stab my eye out and he makes me laugh.
Really, how could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy feather haired retro porn alien babes? It’s pretty much impossible.
The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder for their race (Ron Jeremy), but the SEXtraterrestrials… ha… must fuck a barrage of men before actually locating their man. There is a lot of bush and tons of super long fingernails – oh how I love the 80s! I was especially excited to see a young Peter North in two scenes. He was (and still is) such a hunk. I just want to know what exactly he does to keep his hair so perfect and never out of place. Not one single hair seems to move. He definitely proves worthy of his title “The Cumshot Legend,” with his copious loads of man goo.
Finally, one of the hottie Sex Alien gets her hands on Ron and fucks him until he blows his load. This is where we find out that he is a sex alien too! Oh man, this is fun. The Hedgehog splooges thick blue/grey jissm and ends up with green spots and crazy green hair! It really is quite awful in the most brilliant of ways. I love it! In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race. Everyone lives happily ever after.
Alright, I’ll admit that I may be going a little overboard on the holiday cheer, but I thought it would be really fun to make a printable holiday pornament for all you pervs out there. Whether you’ve got a tree, a menorah or any other sort of holiday accoutrement – here is the perfect celebratory accessory!
All you need to do is click on it (to get the full size version), print it, cut it out, fold it and glue (or tape) where it indicates. What do you get? a little cube of porno awesomeness! Easy Peasy! Stick on a paper clip or string and hang to your hearts content. So yes, I may be going a little cray cray, but look how much fun I am having…
The pictures included are from the awesome movies Life, Love, Lust by Erika Lust and Madison Young’s Frisk Me. Double yum!
While we are totally bummed that Filament Magazine, the super hot mag ‘for women who like hot men and intelligent thought,’ will be no more after this last issue, we are really excited that we were able to celebrate their last hurrah by advertising in the mag. Not only do we love Filament, but we are super pumped that our ad turned out so fucking hot! Take a looksie…
Earlier today, I was scrolling through our Twitter feed, seeing what I missed while I was at lunch, when I came across this tweet from Courtney Trouble…
So, of course I had to check it out – who wouldn’t? And what do I see?
Holy yum, right? I need one in my life – right now! I mean, my partner is from Texas… it just makes sense. Anyway, so why am I posting this? Well, because I decided that I needed to see what else Project Transaction had to offer.
I know, I’m fanning myself right now too. I love that I don’t even have to be doing anything porn related to have something porn related become involved. I guess that’s just what happens when you eat, sleep and breathe porn/sex in some form, right?
Anyway, I was just excited about it and I needed to share. I hope you understand. And by the looks of those pictures, how couldn’t you?
As the world’s largest video on demand provider, HotMovies accumulates hundreds of thousands of adult DVDs for encoding purposes. While they keep a hard copy of each of the 150,000+ movies on the site, sometimes providers send duplicates. Over HotMovies’ 9 years, they have gathered a large amount of these duplicates; some estimate as many as 10,000.
“We wanted to send these DVDs where they would be preserved,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “The Kinsey Institute has been contributing to the science of human sexuality for more than 60 years. They have an impressive archive of academic studies, erotic art from all over the world, and now, foreign language erotic DVDs from HotMovies for future study.”
The Kinsey Institute has an impressive library of material related to human sexuality. Their erotic art collection includes all kinds of pieces from all over the world, and spans 2,000 years of human history. The Kinsey Library boasts a photography collection of over 48,000 images. HotMovies.com is proud to contribute to Kinsey’s extensive film collection.
The HotMovies DVD archive still contains thousands of extra DVDs that still need a good home. “We’re still looking for a non-profit organization to give these to,” said Cybert. “If you can suggest a charity that deserves a contribution, contact us with details.”
I’ve been looking forward to reviewing Café Flesh for a long time now. Not only do I love classic movies, but this one has been in my sights for a while now and I am definitely ready to give it some review love!
The basic story of Café Flesh follows a post-apocalyptic society broken into two segments – the cans and the cannots. Ninety-nine percent of the population are Sex Negatives who long to fuck, but are unable to withstand another’s touch without getting violently ill. The slim one percent are Sex Positives, the ones who can still get it on, and do on-stage in performances for the masses who were not so fortunate. The stage is Café Flesh, a sexy cabaret where erotic delights are the most popular items on the menu. Yum.
There are a few things about this film that make me love it so much. First, what an amazing premise – having the few that can still fuck do it on front of the ones who can’t, for their enjoyment. There is something so subversive and risqué about that, and I love it! The faces of the Sex Negatives as they watch the action are amazing. Those sneers and grotesque grimaces of longing are the details that really make it for me.
Another thing I love about this movie is the art house bizarre-ness of the Café Flesh performances. Some of them are seriously weird/amazing. Like take the first performance, with a guy dressed as a giant rat milkman seducing a sexy mama with her three babies (all grown men dressed as babies, with bibs and rattles) in high-chairs in the background. She rubs herself all over his long rat tail, which is both disgusting and hot at the same time. Each of the performances are this way, and definitely have thinking about them long after the sex is over.
Sex-wise, we get a little standard ‘80s porn fair, with decent close-ups, full pubic hair (yay!) and lots of big hair. Even nearly 30 years old, this awesome art-house flick totally brings it! Thanks Rinse Dream!
Happy Halloween! How much do you love this amazing Dylan Ryan and April Flores pumpkin that J.D. carved from the depths of her pervy craft magic? I bet you never thought a pumpkin could get you all ansty in your pantsy. It’s happening!
For this special Monday Mixtape Rewind, we’re happy to present you with Pan’s People and their little dance ditty to the Monster Mash. It isn’t Halloween without a little Monster Mash in your life! The ballerina bat and tango mummy make this more awesome than you ever could have imagined! Thanks, Dangerous Minds.
Really, it is and you can see it at the Museum of Sex in NYC. Jean-Marc Laroche’s “Les Amants du Neant” or “Lovers from the Hereafter” runs through November November 4th so check it out if you’re in the area.
Thanks, Juxtapoz, for posting this sleezy creepiness! We love it!
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