It’s Friday again. TGIF for reals! This week’s rewind is near and dear to my heart. Back when we started the MTR (in 2007, can you believe it!?!), I featured one of my favorite bands, The Gossip. I don’t even think we were moved over to this blog yet, so I’m having trouble finding the old post, but I love The Gossip and their frontlady Beth Ditto. Not only is Ms.… More
Autumn is rapidly approaching and you know what that means… chilly rooms and sex back under the blankets. Booo. Luckily someone came up with the greatest guide yet – The Snuggie Sutra!
Remember last winter’s crazy As-Seen-On-TV blanket with arms, The Snuggie? Well, as awesome as a concept that was, there was no way to get busy in it (I mean, why wouldn’t you want to – the backwards robe look is SEXXXY!). But this year we have positions like The Manket and the Cuddle Puppy (the bottom picture above) to keep us warm and totally hot. Sure, they’re just the same old missionary and doggy style, but now they are so much snugglier!… More
You won’t hear me admit this too often, but I am a total celebrity gossip junkie. I just can’t help it. If those kooky Olsen Twins go out for lunch, I wanna know all the dirt. I just can’t help it. And while I love most things celeb scandalous, there are two things I don’t particularly care for – celebrity sex tapes and TMZ, one of the major gossip sites/TV shows.… More
Can. Not. Wait.
(almost as much as I can’t wait for the start of the actual season.)
Check out other spoofs by New Sensations while we wait for this awesomeness.
Lemon Out
-J.D. Bauchery
Our favorite self-lovin’ guru Betty Dodson turns 80 years old today! We just wanted to give a shout out to the fabulous Ms. Dodson and send the hottest HotMoviesForHer birthday wishes we can!
Seriously, I first learned about masturbation by reading one of Betty Dodson’s books when I was young, so really, I owe my sex-positivity and excitement about sexuality to her. Thanks Betty! Happy Brithday!… More
We all laughed when Larry Flynt of Hustler and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild appealed to congress for a slice of the bailout pie in January. It was a brilliant joke or toilet humor just a little too soon, depending on who you talked to. No one really paid any attention to Larry and Joe at least partly because it’s hard to take porn guys seriously, especially the ‘big’ porn moguls when they’re asking for a handout.… More
It’s time for more hard gleaned wisdom about the wilds of online dating! This time, its more tips scooped right out of the OkCupid forums. I have to admit, having a forum is a really great feature for this particular dating site for a number of reasons. The first and simplest reasons being, it’s a great way to figure out what people are really looking for in a profile and how best to make an impression when you’re just one out of several thousand people vying for your potential soul mate’s attention.… More
It all started last week, when suddenly the headline teens “use Web to watch videos, look up ‘sex,’” screamed out at me from Reuters of all places. According to Reuters, Symantec, the security firm affiliated with the popular Norton antivirus software, has noted the top 100 search terms used through its family safety service OnlineFamily.Norton, which monitors net usage by teens.… More
So who doesn’t love Angelina Jolie? I swear the woman is sucking Brad’s essence with each birth and becoming more and more beautiful, honestly while she was pregnant with the twins she glowed like the sun, while Brad started showing a little more gray. But since this, sadly, isn’t an option for the average gal, who wouldn’t love to have access to her other secrets for absolutely flawless skin?… More
Ready for the next installment in my online dating adventures? I hope so because this one contains hard earned wisdom and some stupid things people don’t really think of mentioning about the online dating scene.
See, I’ve picked my site and I’ve created a profile that I think is both witty, inviting and succinct (brevity is the better part of wisdom in online profiles, as in resumes) and I think I’m hot stuff online already.… More
