We’re living in the age of the undead. From Zombies to Vampires various types of undead beasties are all the rage right now which as a horror lover has sadly begun to bore me. However when I came across this tantalizing glimpse at where Santa’s really come from (I went for the NSFW full frontal glimpses but stayed for the carnage) I was immediately hooked. So take a look at where the extremely rare Finnish Father Christmas’ come from and have a happy holiday season!
I was asked “are you sure you want to post that?” But really, rabid Santa hunts along with full frontal male nudity and an absolutely awesome seasonal plot – how could I not share that with the world? I’m sure I’ll pay for the sharing with nightmares of mall Santa’s chasing me through empty mall corridors well up to New Years but it’s totally worth it! They’re making a full length movie based on this that’s supposed to hit theaters in 2010 and I can hardly wait.
There’s a magical thing that’s happing worldwide thanks to the internet – the world is getting smaller. What does this mean in online dating terms, well it means that you’re almost guaranteed to bump into someone you know during your dating search. You see, off line when you, your friends, ex’s and family members go out to meet people – you go to different places and very easily meet different people there. But when you’re all online there’s a greater chance you’ll all end up in the same dating pool, especially if you’ve been raving to everyone that will listen about your favorite dating site like I’ve been.
So, how do you handle the situation when you bump into someone you know a little too well online? Well if it’s someone like you’re ex, it’s simple – ignore them. No use in blushing or pretending you do/don’t have a successful account and if they came up in your matches you probably showed up in theirs as well. It’s only natural; you did date them once after all, just chalk it up to the system working pretty well and delete them from your searches so you don’t bump into them later on.
So Neil Patrick Harris is every where and I couldn’t be more happy about it. I’ve seen this video a ton of places the past few days and figured that it’s a great way to waste 2 minutes until it’s quitting time on a Friday! I love the CBS made this amazing mash-up of Barney Stinson’s classic lines and a beloved childhood character… it’s fantastic.
Without further ado, here’s Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman!
In honor of NPH’s first popular character, Doogie Howser, here’s a link to Doctor Dork!
It’s December and you know what that means – the holidays are right around the corner. Alright, so it’s only the 3rd, but I’m of the firm belief that once the twelfth month hits, the decorations can go up and festive chatter can commence. And since I see every other blog talking up the holidays, I figured I would too! (Yes, if all the other blogs were jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, I’d jump too… as long as there was an orgy at the bottom.)
That said, this morning I checked out The Frisky, one of my fav snark-licious blog and saw a their list of 21 Sexy Presents That Are Just Wrong. While I whole heartily agree that a shirt that says “I’m A HoHoHo” is wrong and mistletoe boxers are a total tacky FAIL, I do think that some of the picks are actually kind of awesome. These were my standouts:
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. And what a stretch it is. There’s nothing quite like coming back to reality after a long weekend away. Even though my inbox wasn’t as crazy as it could have been, the week after a break still seems like it’s about 3 weeks long. But now we are officially in December – the month of giving!! So, let’s start this month off right with a gift that keeps on giving… Link Love, of course!
- Linger, an internal feminine flavoring, brings a minty taste to your lady parts. While this is a no for me because it’s a yeast infection risk, I’m also under the firm impression that vag should taste like vag. (via TresSugar)
It’s Black Friday (not to be mistaken for Black Monday or my beautiful black ass) which means that the majority of, well, everyone in the US of A is off shopping, not working and certainly not home trying to make whoopee through their respective keyboards. In the holiday shopping, getting away from your keyboard, spirit I have a confession to make – every now and again I slack off on the dating site thing. It can be sparked off by almost anything, like not having a huge net crush write me back, going on a really great date, or being just plain tired of spending all my time cruising guys and attempting to seduce with my words alone (seriously, I thought that’s what my breasts were for). This time it was triggered thanks to being pretty ill, a hospital level of ill, and we all know how hard it is to find a date when you’re doubled over in pain.
So it’s Black Friday and that means that I’m in the office all by my lonesome. Since I’ve got full control of all the sexyness that the internets have to offer, you all know what that means – boobies! Or at least in this case sharing a video about why it’s a bad idea to send pics of your boobies over the phone.
Personally I’m in full support of prospective male dates sending me naked pictures. I could always use the gianormous “do not date” neon sign that sext type messages are. I promise to laugh point and show all my friends before never calling you again or even accepting any additional sexts.
Yeah, I know you know I love breasts. But this time I’m doing something super surprising and doing a little happy dance for a – dance, performed by the staff and in a few cases even the patients, of Providence St. Vincent Medical Center, in Portland Oregon. The staff wanted to do something special and unique to promote breast cancer awareness and it totally worked!
It’s an absolutely adorable way to cap off the Thursday “is it over yets?” The only thing I could add to this to make it more awesome would probably be some cleavage but on the other hand, more boobies couldn’t add any more to this home grown awesome!
When I really like something, I’m the kind of person that decides that it’s my favorite thing ever and takes any opportunity to talk it up. This is true when it comes to porn stars as well. I will find a star I like and blog about them incessantly, only switching gears when I find someone new to obsess over. For better or worse, that’s just how I roll. But unfortunately my system kinda blows for the ton of other stars I really enjoy watching but haven’t turned into fangirl crush objects.
So, because we are so close to the weekend and the fact that it’s Friday the 13th (yikes!), I’ve decided to take a little time out to swoon over some of my favorite, but rarely talked about, performers. Today feels like a day to spread the love around. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s Monday and there’s one thing that always makes me smile at the beginning of my work week – Boobies! Yay for breasts! And this particular pare of brassiered lovelies talks! Though I don’t know what they’re whining about they still totally outshine that models ass, which is flat as a board in my own, bootylicious opinion.
It’s actually a Reebok commercial for the fugly sneakers at the end but I’m snapping it up for the happy boob time. Hey we all know I’m a breast girl, though that was before I thought my girls were catty gossiping little bitches who might be insulted by my far superior derriere (now, now ladies you’re all part of the whole that makes me fucking awesome so let’s just get along) but really anything that takes my mind off of the current dismal state of the healthcare bill (which The Frisky tells us nixes abortion coverage pretty completely) that’s finally passed congress, is greatly appreciated.
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