I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods  and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store.  After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review.  Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off demented enough on email.  But seriously, take a look at the site and you will see why.  After going back and forth on specifics, Vaughn sent out a pair of black leather restraint cuffs with… wait for it… the PERIODIC TABLE silk-screened on them.  Holy kinky nerd nirvana!

While I am usually super excited when we get packages of toys to review, I think this may have been one of the few times when I actually squealed when I opened the mailer.  Seriously.  Of course I had to try then on right away.  I had given them my wrist measurement, so it was a perfect fit.  And of course I wore them for the rest of the day too.  How could I not?

Handmade with beautiful, supple leather and sturdy metal fasteners and rings, these gorgeous cuffs are super high quality.  It is so obvious that they folks that made them take great pride in their work. And because Project TransAction is an independent leatherworking and screenprinting company, they are really easy to get a hold of to talk about custom designs and configurations.

It was lucky that I made the smart move to let my partner know that I received them earlier in the day, so he would be ready for go time when I got home from work.  I didn’t want any distraction from playing with my new best friends.  It’s also really nice that they are discreetly kinky enough to wear on the bus going home and people thing they are just leather cuffs.  Ok… maybe that’s not true. I told myself that no one knew I was wearing restraints on the bus, but honestly, the metal rings probably gave it away.  Oh well, it was still an exciting bus ride, with what I thought was my special dirty secret.

The only down side to these cuffs is that it was only when I was home and ready to play did I realize that I didn’t have anything to connect them.  That doesn’t have anything to do with the actual, as much as my poor planning.  But, being the craft queer that I am, I just stripped my carabineer of its keys and my partner snapped my cuffed wrists together.  Yum.  I’ll have to remember to get a double ended clip thing from the hardware store for later, but for now, the carabineer does its job.

In actual play, these leather cuffs are seriously a dream.  They don’t pinch or chafe in any way, and once they are broken in, the leather basically molds perfectly to your wrists for an amazing custom-feeling fit, but honestly, they feel great from the beginning.  They stay in place and keep your wrists totally restrained and feeling good.  And you don’t even know how important that is until you are playing with a pair of cheap ass restraints or handcuffs that annoy your wrists so much that you can’t even concentrate on the hot action.  These restraints are hands down (or tied to the bed frame…) awesome!  And I forgot – they smell so amazingly leathery delicious!

As of right now I don’t actually see the periodic table leather wrist restraints on Project TransAction Etsy store, but I’m sure you can email them and ask.  But don’t miss the amazing sailor anchor restraints and the vintage circus acrobat ones.  Or the SO FUCKING HOT harnesses that they make.  Alright, this review needs to be over before I pass out from all the blood leaving my brain and traveling to my pants.  Just know that you need to check them out.

Oh, and just so you know, they make belts and cuffs and other stuff too.

ps. I know these aren’t the best pictures, but we took them ourselves, so sorry!

Someone needs to amend the dictionary STAT, because this comic is not only hilarious, but let’s face it, pretty much true.  Thanks Queers With Cats!

 
xoxo
-JD & Ginger

I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?

I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition.  The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone.  It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches.  It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.

CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture.  It is ridge, bump and crevice city!  I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable.  All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent.  Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun.  I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited.  Can you blame me?  I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos.  Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler  – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock.  It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.  The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions.  Neat!

Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures.  I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented.  You can tell the designs were thought.  I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function.  Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!

I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures.  Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!

There has been a ton of build up to finally getting to review Cabaret Desire… and it has been worth every second of it.  It is the epitome of porn as art.  It is incredibly well show, the performers have a true connection with each other and behind all of that is an interesting concept.  I wasn’t just drawn in by the sensual, passionate and at time visceral sex, but the story kept me intrigued.  It was more like little stories or vignettes withing the, but we we’ll talk about that shortly.  My brain was totally aroused and entertained.  Director, sex culture expert and all around amazing lady Erika Lust makes sexy smart porn for women, but I think men would absolutely love all of her films.

“There is a magical bohemian place where people go after dark to hear erotic tales.”  Performers and storytellers fill the cabaret.  Couples choose which person they would like to listen to and are then taken on a “journey”.  We get whisked away to the new reality where the vignettes take place.  These stories within the the story are hot.  And beautiful.  I am so smitten with Cabaret Desire that I have decided to review it scene by scene which means each week I’ll talk about a different scene.  It deserves to be watched.  I might be drawing it out because I like it so much, but who’s complaining?

Scene 1 tells the tale of a woman with two lovers, a man and a woman, who share the same name.  There are months torrid love making, but what I love most is how the scenarios are made similar between the two.  This is part of what makes Sofia so enthralled with her love triangle.  The main sex scene between the two “couples” is edited together so that we flip back and forth between the two.  The acts and positions are similar, making for beautiful editing.  And wow is it just so hot.  You can feel lust and magnetism.  That feeling you get early in a love affair (for lack of better word).  The want and need to both tear each other apart and make each other feel so good.

I don’t want to tell you how this little tryst ends because I want you to watch for yourself.  Even if you haven’t been in the exact situation, you’ll be able to relate.  I’m including a little teaser video to wet your whistle.  It is free!  Enjoy!

Watch Cabaret Desire now!

Love,

Ginger

There would be some amount of ironic humor (or something) if the sex positive porn site ladies wrote their blog posts from this chair. Sure, we’d sit on it at the same time. Did you think we had separate desks and chairs? The fine piece of furniture was designed in 1969 by Allen Jones. Via The Frisky

I have to confess that J.D. is out of town and I’m just assuming she wants this chair.

Love,

Ginger

Erika Lust, one of our favorite porn directors, is coming out with a new movie and we could not be more excited about it.  The most erotic readings and steamiest sex come together at a magical, bohemian place called the Cabaret Desire.  Mmm… even the name makes us a little warm under the collar.  Take a look at these seriously sexy pictures and you tell us that you aren’t just as excited as we are.

And if these pictures aren’t enough to convince you, check out the trailer.

Cabaret Desire – Trailer from Erika Lust on Vimeo.

Yum, right? Cabaret Desire is coming soon!  And be sure to give Lust’s other films a look as well.  They are so hot that you are gonna need a cold shower after you watch.

xoxo
-JD and Ginger

Sometimes you need some weird shit to liven up your porno watching experience.  While Sex Aliens doesn’t top the list of odd things I’ve seen in porn (i.e. omelets), it has just enough silliness to yank me right out of my smutty blahs.  Plus, old school Ron Jeremy always makes me happy.  He is a pal of ours and a super nice guy.  I actually enjoy his acting and, while it is never academy award winning material, he never makes me want to stab my eye out and he makes me laugh.

Really, how could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy feather haired retro porn alien babes?  It’s pretty much impossible.

The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder for their race (Ron Jeremy), but the SEXtraterrestrials… ha… must fuck a barrage of men before actually locating their man.  There is a lot of bush and tons of super long fingernails – oh how I love the 80s!  I was especially excited to see a young Peter North in two scenes.  He was (and still is) such a hunk. I just want to know what exactly he does to keep his hair so perfect and never out of place.  Not one single hair seems to move.  He definitely proves worthy of his title “The Cumshot Legend,” with his copious loads of man goo.

Finally, one of the hottie Sex Alien gets her hands on Ron and fucks him until he blows his load.  This is where we find out that he is a sex alien too!  Oh man, this is fun.  The Hedgehog splooges thick blue/grey jissm and ends up with green spots and crazy green hair!  It really is quite awful in the most brilliant of ways.  I love it!  In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race.  Everyone lives happily ever after.

Watch Sex Aliens now!

Love,

Ginger

Alright, I’ll admit that I may be going a little overboard on the holiday cheer, but I thought it would be really fun to make a printable holiday pornament for all you pervs out there.  Whether you’ve got a tree, a menorah or any other sort of holiday accoutrement – here is the perfect celebratory accessory!

All you need to do is click on it (to get the full size version), print it, cut it out, fold it and glue (or tape) where it indicates. What do you get? a little cube of porno awesomeness!  Easy Peasy!  Stick on a paper clip or string and hang to your hearts content.  So yes, I may be going a little cray cray, but look how much fun I am having…

The pictures included are from the awesome movies Life, Love, Lust by Erika Lust and Madison Young’s Frisk Me. Double yum!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy.  Happy Holidays!

xoxo
-JD

While we are totally bummed that Filament Magazine, the super hot mag ‘for women who like hot men and intelligent thought,’ will be no more after this last issue, we are really excited that we were able to celebrate their last hurrah by advertising in the mag.  Not only do we love Filament, but we are super pumped that our ad turned out so fucking hot!  Take a looksie…

Pretty nice, huh?  Wanna see it closer?

Yum.  Just so you know, that image is from the superbly hot movie Life, Love, Lust – by Erika Lust.

We just wanted to pass along the hotness…  and feel free to use that offer code for 20 free minutes.

xoxo
-JD

Earlier today, I was scrolling through our Twitter feed, seeing what I missed while I was at lunch, when I came across this tweet from Courtney Trouble…

So, of course I had to check it out – who wouldn’t?  And what do I see?

Holy yum, right?  I need one in my life – right now!  I mean, my partner is from Texas… it just makes sense.  Anyway, so why am I posting this?  Well, because I decided that I needed to see what else Project Transaction had to offer.

You know what else they had to offer?  Jiz Fucking Lee!

Oh, that’s not hot enough for you?  Try this…

I know, I’m fanning myself right now too.  I love that I don’t even have to be doing anything porn related to have something porn related become involved.  I guess that’s just what happens when you eat, sleep and breathe porn/sex in some form, right?

Anyway, I was just excited about it and I needed to share.  I hope you understand.  And by the looks of those pictures, how couldn’t you?

xoxo
-JD