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I Want To Sleep With Nina Hartley

This morning I woke up vaguely remembering that April Flores showed up in my dream last night.  I honestly can’t recall exactly what I was dreaming about, but I do know that it didn’t involve anything sexual… at least I’m pretty sure about that.  Bummer, right?

Anyway, over breakfast I was telling my fiance about April appearing in my dream, which led to a conversation about which porn performers we would most want to hump.  His pick was Wolf Hudson, which is no shocker there (yum!), but I was actually kind of surprised who came out of my mouth.

I really thought I would most want to get busy with some of the hot masculine-of-center queers I always talk about, or a fierce zaftig femme, like April, but to my own unexpected amazement, I chose Nina Hartley.

While I am surprised that she came out of my mouth automatically, it’s actually not all that shocking that I would be excited to sleep with Nina Hartley.  She is a sexy, confident woman who knows exactly what she likes, and knows how to explain it to other people in a way that keeps the moment hot and makes her lovers feel like total studs.  She gives the perfect amount of guidance and feedback while she is getting off, and always offers us up delicious, real orgasms.  And when she is in the driver’s seat, Hartley is the kind of partner that makes sure you are having the best time you can possibly be having. Also, she is a badass sex educator, so really, are we that shocked that I would be smitten here?

So there you have it, my dream porno hook up is the fabulous Nina Hartley (who just so happened to have a birthday this week.  Happy 54th, Nina!).

What about you?  Which performer would you most want to get it on with?






2 Out Of 2 Porn Bloggers Agree…

While I know that it’s a total shock that people can look markedly different when they put makeup on, let me go a step further and blow your mind by telling you that the same principle applies to porn stars.  I know, I can’t believe it either.  Check out this awesome video to see some of the biggest names in the biz (like Dana DeArmondKristina Rose and Misty Stone) sans cosmetics.

Seriously, I would never recognize most of these ladies walking down the street without their makeup on, but I also think they are all super pretty with naked faces.

(via Gawker)

-JD and Janie

GLBT Expo or Bust! Jiz Lee is Coming To Town

Tomorrow we are packing our bags and heading north to NYC for the GLBT Expo, where we will be joined by the fantastic Jiz Lee, who will be signing for us at the booth!

Pretty exciting, right?  We are pumped!  If you can’t be there to hang out with Jiz and the HotMoviesForHer team, here is a little consolation prize to ease your pain.

30 FREE Minutes on HotMoviesForHer.com.  Just enter in the code “20513” when you sign up/log in and enjoy a little Jiz on the house.

We hope to see some of you this weekend!


Porn Invades The Lady Blogs!

Two of our favorite performers recently took to the lady blogs to give a little insight into their own personal experiences within the industry.  Both pieces are fantastic and so worth a read!

First I stumbled upon the zaftig porno goddess of my dreams, April Flores, on xoJane.com talking about her experiences growing up fat and what impact it has had on her life.

Take a look at this little snippet:

I decided that I would use my body and body of work to challenge the ideals of beauty and what is considered desirable. I decided that I wanted to make a statement to other women of size and to the world that fat women can be seen as attractive and that we can, and should explore and enjoy our sexuality. I wanted to show other women that they don’t have to wait until they lost x amount of weight to feel sexy and worthy. I want to show them that we can enjoy the bodies that they currently inhabit.

I feel fortunate because I have had success with spreading my message to women across the world, and my work has been well received. I am proud because my work in adult film has gotten me many firsts, and has opened doors for other plus sized performers. I was the first plus sized performer to be on the cover of AVN Magazine. I am the first ever BBW to have sex toys molded from my body, which is great because it sent the message that there is a demand and market for sex toys that represent a more diverse body size.

Oh man, that April Flores is something else!  Definitely read the whole piece over at xoJane.

And then earlier today Janie sent me a link to Jezebel, where the fabulous Dylan Ryan posted a blog about why she wanted to get into the porno biz and what it means to her to be a feminist porn star.

Here’s a little bit:

My engagement with porn was not one challenged by shame. I respected the women who I saw in the films and had little to no preconceived judgments about them, but I would find myself critiquing them as performers and considering what I would do differently and better. I had experienced sex in my personal life as a mostly positive, enjoyable, and liberating experience. I wanted to see that experience in the porn I was consuming. Like many female viewers, I had difficulty relating to the women in these films and their sexual presentations. Their bodies looked different from mine, and they seemed to embody a sexuality that was foreign to me, one of extreme femininity: vulnerable but hypersexual, passive but sexually desiring, ready for any sex act but without the impetus to make it happen. It seemed as if sex was happening “to” these women rather than with them or because of their choices or motivations. I didn’t imagine that the actresses hated having sex, but rather that they were performing in a venue that discouraged their personal expression. I wanted to know what they looked like when they had sex in their real lives, and I wanted to see that onscreen.

This is a seriously awesome article and you need to read it.  Head over to Jezebel for the whole thing!

I don’t know about you, but I, for one, am so damn happy these women exist and are out there spreading the word about the amazing work they do!

Go get your read on, then come watch them in action (you can even watch them together in Roulette Toronto)!


Clerks XXX – A Porn Parody

While it may not seem like it on the surface, porn parodies are actually a multi-layered experience.  Sure, they can get you off, but they can also offer up a less charged and scary way for people to engage with porn, and they can draw out memories that you totally forgot surrounding movies and shows you watched long ago.  Take Clerks XXX – A Porn Parody, for instance.  It’s been a minute since I even thought about the movie Clerks, let alone watched it, but lo and behold, the minute I saw this parody in the recently added, all of my teenage angst and love of the movie came flooding back.  Oh parody porn, you are amazing.

Anyway, today I am reviewing Vivid’s Clerks XXX – A Porn Parody, which, like the real version of Clerks, follows a day in the life of a store clerk.  This time instead of a convenience store, it’s a sex toy/porn shop.  The movie starts with Dana () coming in to open the shop – putting out product, dressing the mannequin and blowing up the sex toy doll (which I think is Joanna Angel’s doll).  Soon the customers come in and the day begins with one annoyance after the next.  Like the guy haranguing the other customers about the dangers of condom use.  Jeez, is Dana even supposed to be there today?

Oh man, the best are Jane and Silent Bertha, the “Jay” (Chastity Lynn) and “Silent Bob”(Kelly Divine) of this flick.  Jane is ready to “suck some dicks and turn some trick,” and she can “suck a volleyball through a curly straw.”  Seriously, that is the best line.  Or is it “try not to get fucked in the ass on the way through the parking lot”?  Yep, just like there real movie, this version is filled with quality one liners.

But you didn’t come here for the banter; you came to talk about the sex.  Like and  banging on the floor behind the counter in scene one.  While the floor is fucking disgusting, it’s easy to ignore with how nasty they are (in a good way).  They make out for a long time before getting their fuck on in a whole bunch of positions, including Haze on top while Gamble reddens her ass with smacks.  One thing I’ve noticed about Allie Haze that I love and haven’t mentioned before is her delicious dark brown nipples.  I don’t know if it’s just them against the shade of her skin, but there is something about her nipples that I find kind of striking.  And I see a lot of naked tits.

Another one of my favorite scenes is number five, with  and Allie Haze getting it on.  Dana decides to give happiness a try and goes for Randi, the other clerk and her best friend.  It’s not long before they are fucking all over the store, ending up on a big red couch.  I love watching them lick each other’s pussies at the same time, but the best is the mutual masturbation with vibrators at the end.  Their legs are intertwined and they cum together, trembling and moaning in unison.  Such good stuff.

The sex is really hot, but for me, the banter and nods to classic Clerks is what did it for me.  Thanks Vivid.

Watch “” Now!

Comments From The Peanut Gallery – My Mom Is Hilarious

Last night around 8:15 pm, my phone started blowing up with texts from my mom who was watching the halftime show during the Super Bowl, or as I’ve heard it to be called, the football game at the Beyonce concert.  I wasn’t watching, but her basic gist was…


Yep, my mother said “Mama A says Fifty Shades of Beyonce.”  Hilarious!  And also, she does have a point…

And that’s not even the most risque picture I found!  Also, I think that my mother secretly loves having a daughter who writes about this stuff – she was so happy to give me blog fodder.

I love my mom.


HotMoviesForHer’s Top 100 Videos

Every once in a while I like to head over to HotMoviesForHer’s analytics and delve deep into the stats to see what you folks are actually watching.  Sure, we can babble til we’re blue in the face about porn, but what really matters is what you all are interested in viewing, so it’s important to us to be on top of knowing that info.

While I hanging around the stats the other day, I decided to take a look at the traffic for our main theater and see what movies have been winning big in the last year.  I could keep this delicious info to myself, but I thought you might like to see the most popular 100 movies on HotMoviesForHer in the last 365 (roughly) days!

Enjoy ten super sexy FREE clips on the 10s!



10. (I couldn’t make a video for this one, so I decided to go with #9)









What an awesome list!


2 Out Of 2 Porn Bloggers Agree…

The industry needs to start making more movies that feature talking penises.

This awesome clip of ‘ dramatic dick is from , which is the amazing musical version of the classic porn The Opening of Misty Beethoven.  And now for the perfect segue…

This week and the next few weeks, we will be rolling out the remastered version of the original The Opening of Misty Beethoven and a whole bunch of awesome additions, including director extras like the and .

Make sure to check back and find all the updates to The Opening of Misty Beethoven DVD Set!

-JD and Janie!


8 Things I’m Going To Miss About Working At HotMoviesForHer

Today is my last day here at HotMoviesForHer.  I’m excited about my new adventures in fitness, but there are some things (and people) that I’m going to miss.  I’ll still be dealing in sweaty bodies and making people feel good, but it won’t involve smut.  I’ve had a great run.  Here are some of the things I’m going to miss:

Ginger Leigh and J.D. Bauchery

1. Eating lunch while casually watching porno at my desk.

2. Having important conversations about vaginas, cocks, anal sex, eating pussy, blowjobs, jizz, squirting, cuckolding, orgies, masturbation, and fucking.

3. Singing made-up songs like Strap-on Sally with my co-workers.

4. Getting paid to write sex toy reviews.  It is basically getting paid to masturbate and rating the experience.  Sure, it is much more educational than that, but let’s call a spade a spade here, shall we?

5. Getting exposed to amazing porno created by women.  I could do this on my own, but am I really going to spend tons of time scouring HotMoviesForHer and various adult sites for new lady porn?  Actually, I’ll probably still do that.  I just won’t get paid for it.

6. The occasional Facebook or Twitter convo with a porn star.

7. Hanging out with a bunch of perverts all day.

8. Most of all, J.D. Bauchery.



Return of the Holiday Pornament!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart… oh wait a sec… I mean last Christmas we gave you this awesome holiday pornament to add to your celebratory foliage, so we thought we’d post it up again for any of you that wanted to make a new one for 2012!

All you need to do is click on it (to get the full size version), print it, cut it out, fold it and glue (or tape) where it indicates. What do you get? A little cube of porno awesomeness (modeled below by yours truly)! Easy Peasy! Stick on a paper clip or string and hang to your hearts content.

The pictures included are from the awesome movies Life, Love, Lust by Erika Lust and Madison Young’s Frisk Me. Double yum!

Happy Holidays Pervs!

-JD and Ginger