This morning I woke up vaguely remembering that April Flores showed up in my dream last night. I honestly can’t recall exactly what I was dreaming about, but I do know that it didn’t involve anything sexual… at least I’m pretty sure about that. Bummer, right?
Anyway, over breakfast I was telling my fiance about April appearing in my dream, which led to a conversation about which porn performers we would most want to hump. His pick was Wolf Hudson, which is no shocker there (yum!), but I was actually kind of surprised who came out of my mouth.
I really thought I would most want to get busy with some of the hot masculine-of-center queers I always talk about, or a fierce zaftig femme, like April, but to my own unexpected amazement, I chose Nina Hartley.
While I am surprised that she came out of my mouth automatically, it’s actually not all that shocking that I would be excited to sleep with Nina Hartley. She is a sexy, confident woman who knows exactly what she likes, and knows how to explain it to other people in a way that keeps the moment hot and makes her lovers feel like total studs. She gives the perfect amount of guidance and feedback while she is getting off, and always offers us up delicious, real orgasms. And when she is in the driver’s seat, Hartley is the kind of partner that makes sure you are having the best time you can possibly be having. Also, she is a badass sex educator, so really, are we that shocked that I would be smitten here?
So there you have it, my dream porno hook up is the fabulous Nina Hartley (who just so happened to have a birthday this week. Happy 54th, Nina!).
What about you? Which performer would you most want to get it on with?