I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo. It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures. For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star. You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars? Did I get too nerdy on you? What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime. How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?
I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition. The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone. It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches. It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.
CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture. It is ridge, bump and crevice city! I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable. All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent. Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun. I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited. Can you blame me? I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos. Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock. It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions. Neat!
Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures. I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented. You can tell the designs were thought. I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function. Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!
There has been a ton of build up to finally getting to review Cabaret Desire… and it has been worth every second of it. It is the epitome of porn as art. It is incredibly well show, the performers have a true connection with each other and behind all of that is an interesting concept. I wasn’t just drawn in by the sensual, passionate and at time visceral sex, but the story kept me intrigued. It was more like little stories or vignettes withing the, but we we’ll talk about that shortly. My brain was totally aroused and entertained. Director, sex culture expert and all around amazing lady Erika Lust makes sexy smart porn for women, but I think men would absolutely love all of her films.
“There is a magical bohemian place where people go after dark to hear erotic tales.” Performers and storytellers fill the cabaret. Couples choose which person they would like to listen to and are then taken on a “journey”. We get whisked away to the new reality where the vignettes take place. These stories within the the story are hot. And beautiful. I am so smitten with Cabaret Desire that I have decided to review it scene by scene which means each week I’ll talk about a different scene. It deserves to be watched. I might be drawing it out because I like it so much, but who’s complaining?
Scene 1 tells the tale of a woman with two lovers, a man and a woman, who share the same name. There are months torrid love making, but what I love most is how the scenarios are made similar between the two. This is part of what makes Sofia so enthralled with her love triangle. The main sex scene between the two “couples” is edited together so that we flip back and forth between the two. The acts and positions are similar, making for beautiful editing. And wow is it just so hot. You can feel lust and magnetism. That feeling you get early in a love affair (for lack of better word). The want and need to both tear each other apart and make each other feel so good.
I don’t want to tell you how this little tryst ends because I want you to watch for yourself. Even if you haven’t been in the exact situation, you’ll be able to relate. I’m including a little teaser video to wet your whistle. It is free! Enjoy!
There would be some amount of ironic humor (or something) if the sex positive porn site ladies wrote their blog posts from this chair. Sure, we’d sit on it at the same time. Did you think we had separate desks and chairs? The fine piece of furniture was designed in 1969 by Allen Jones. Via The Frisky
I have to confess that J.D. is out of town and I’m just assuming she wants this chair.
Erika Lust, one of our favorite porn directors, is coming out with a new movie and we could not be more excited about it. The most erotic readings and steamiest sex come together at a magical, bohemian place called the Cabaret Desire. Mmm… even the name makes us a little warm under the collar. Take a look at these seriously sexy pictures and you tell us that you aren’t just as excited as we are.
And if these pictures aren’t enough to convince you, check out the trailer.
Yum, right? Cabaret Desire is coming soon! And be sure to give Lust’s other films a look as well. They are so hot that you are gonna need a cold shower after you watch.
Sometimes you need some weird shit to liven up your porno watching experience. While Sex Aliens doesn’t top the list of odd things I’ve seen in porn (i.e. omelets), it has just enough silliness to yank me right out of my smutty blahs. Plus, old school Ron Jeremy always makes me happy. He is a pal of ours and a super nice guy. I actually enjoy his acting and, while it is never academy award winning material, he never makes me want to stab my eye out and he makes me laugh.
Really, how could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy feather haired retro porn alien babes? It’s pretty much impossible.
The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder for their race (Ron Jeremy), but the SEXtraterrestrials… ha… must fuck a barrage of men before actually locating their man. There is a lot of bush and tons of super long fingernails – oh how I love the 80s! I was especially excited to see a young Peter North in two scenes. He was (and still is) such a hunk. I just want to know what exactly he does to keep his hair so perfect and never out of place. Not one single hair seems to move. He definitely proves worthy of his title “The Cumshot Legend,” with his copious loads of man goo.
Finally, one of the hottie Sex Alien gets her hands on Ron and fucks him until he blows his load. This is where we find out that he is a sex alien too! Oh man, this is fun. The Hedgehog splooges thick blue/grey jissm and ends up with green spots and crazy green hair! It really is quite awful in the most brilliant of ways. I love it! In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race. Everyone lives happily ever after.
Alright, I’ll admit that I may be going a little overboard on the holiday cheer, but I thought it would be really fun to make a printable holiday pornament for all you pervs out there. Whether you’ve got a tree, a menorah or any other sort of holiday accoutrement – here is the perfect celebratory accessory!
All you need to do is click on it (to get the full size version), print it, cut it out, fold it and glue (or tape) where it indicates. What do you get? a little cube of porno awesomeness! Easy Peasy! Stick on a paper clip or string and hang to your hearts content. So yes, I may be going a little cray cray, but look how much fun I am having…
The pictures included are from the awesome movies Life, Love, Lust by Erika Lust and Madison Young’s Frisk Me. Double yum!
While we are totally bummed that Filament Magazine, the super hot mag ‘for women who like hot men and intelligent thought,’ will be no more after this last issue, we are really excited that we were able to celebrate their last hurrah by advertising in the mag. Not only do we love Filament, but we are super pumped that our ad turned out so fucking hot! Take a looksie…
Earlier today, I was scrolling through our Twitter feed, seeing what I missed while I was at lunch, when I came across this tweet from Courtney Trouble…
So, of course I had to check it out – who wouldn’t? And what do I see?
Holy yum, right? I need one in my life – right now! I mean, my partner is from Texas… it just makes sense. Anyway, so why am I posting this? Well, because I decided that I needed to see what else Project Transaction had to offer.
I know, I’m fanning myself right now too. I love that I don’t even have to be doing anything porn related to have something porn related become involved. I guess that’s just what happens when you eat, sleep and breathe porn/sex in some form, right?
Anyway, I was just excited about it and I needed to share. I hope you understand. And by the looks of those pictures, how couldn’t you?
As the world’s largest video on demand provider, HotMovies accumulates hundreds of thousands of adult DVDs for encoding purposes. While they keep a hard copy of each of the 150,000+ movies on the site, sometimes providers send duplicates. Over HotMovies’ 9 years, they have gathered a large amount of these duplicates; some estimate as many as 10,000.
“We wanted to send these DVDs where they would be preserved,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “The Kinsey Institute has been contributing to the science of human sexuality for more than 60 years. They have an impressive archive of academic studies, erotic art from all over the world, and now, foreign language erotic DVDs from HotMovies for future study.”
The Kinsey Institute has an impressive library of material related to human sexuality. Their erotic art collection includes all kinds of pieces from all over the world, and spans 2,000 years of human history. The Kinsey Library boasts a photography collection of over 48,000 images. HotMovies.com is proud to contribute to Kinsey’s extensive film collection.
The HotMovies DVD archive still contains thousands of extra DVDs that still need a good home. “We’re still looking for a non-profit organization to give these to,” said Cybert. “If you can suggest a charity that deserves a contribution, contact us with details.”
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