Check out the former pres posing it up with two up and coming porno babes! Around these parts things like that count as awesome. It really isn’t all that deep, but does it need to be? It’s Bill Fucking Clinton in a photo with Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee. Get into it.
Butch/Femme dynamics have always held a special place in my heart. Alright, in my heart and in my pants. Yep, I think butch/femme dynamics are super duper hot. There is something about the delicious performances of masculinity and femininity that fit within that queer framework that give my bottom that special tingle. Maybe it’s because I identify as a femme and I’ve always had my eye on masculine-identified queers, be they butch women or transgender men. Or maybe it’s just this amazing subset of society that has a rich history that I find alluring. Either way, I totally jumped at the chance to read and review Sometimes She Lets Me: Best Butch/Femme Erotica edited by Tristan Taormino.
I guess before I go on, I should probably give a rundown of what are butch/femme dynamics. The whole thing is a much bigger conversation than I can fit in this post, but here are the basics. While a person’s sex is male or female (though there are plenty of intersex folks as well!), the genders that they take on are masculinity and femininity. Anyone can take on any role and perform gender in the way that they feel most comfortable.
For some queer or lesbian-identified women, feminine presentation and gender roles are not their preference and they instead gravitate to a more masculine presentation, and still identify as a woman. Femmes, on the other hand, are women that embrace femininity, but do so in a more performed, intentional way. While there are tons of relationships that include two (or more) butches, and two (or more) femmes, what I am talking about by butch/femme dynamics, I am referring to the ways that butches and femmes interact and relate with one and another. There has been a lot of tension in the community in the past (and present) about butches and femmes replicating hetero-normative culture and perpetuating stifling gender roles, but we aren’t here to talk about that now… we are here to talk about how very hot these dynamics and relationships can be! Alright, now that we’ve got the initial info down, let’s get to it!
Along with having a thing for butch/femme dynamics, I also have a major boner for written erotica. I’ve always been hot for the written word, but I’m pretty sure that watching porno for a full-time job has my visual erotica response dulled, which has increased my excitement for erotic writing. And since “Sometimes She Lets Me” mixes two things that make me incredibly hot, it only stands to reason that this book should light me on fire. And oh, did it ever.
Each of the 23 stories in this erotic anthology of hotness is perfectly crafted – never revealing too much too soon or dragging along. In fact, each story is executed exquisitely, with just the right build up, climax and cool down. Sound familiar? And it doesn’t just read like a delicious orgasm, it doles them out, one after another, story after story making the reader’s face flush with that special red of arousal. Or maybe that was just me.
I’m not even sure how to talk about which were my favorite stories, because each of the 23 had their own piece that tickled both my fancy and my bottom. I will say that the folks who I knew would be amazing (like Sinclair Sexsmith and S. Bear Bergman) were every bit as alluring and wonderful as I had hoped, and many new names for me are now prominently etched into the subconscious of my spank bank. Need I say anymore?
If you are into butch/femme dynamics, or even just like hot erotica, Sometimes She Lets Me needs to make it onto your reading list/bedside table!
Alright, I’ll admit it – I’ve already reviewed this movie before. But that was about a million years ago (back in 2008), and it recently came up again when I was hanging out with some friends, talking about fisting. I know, fisting is a weird segue into Edward Penishands, but hey, truth is stranger than fiction, right? Anyway, I was totally blown away the first time I watched this movie and was just as excited when I made my friends gather around my computer and watch a few clips. Clearly I have a hard time leaving my work at work. When I brought this masterpiece back to the front of my brain, I just knew I had to revisit it on the site and make sure that the most people possible have this hilarious/awesome porn in their lives. What can I say – you can just call me Mother Theresa.
As you guessed it, Edward Penishands in a spoof on the amazing Tim Burton movie from 1990, and better yet, it was made only a year later in ’91, so the camp is dated as it should be. I’m so serious when I say this is one of my favorite pornos. Sure, I’m not gonna go jerk off to it, but for me, that’s not the point. The fact that I want to watch it over and over again is what does it for me. It’s like the extra dirty version of the obsession I had with Dirty Dancing when I was younger. Anyway, back to the review…
Edward Penishands follows the same story as the original, featuring an inventor that creates a man, but dies before being able to finish him, leaving large penises where his hands should be. And who should find him but a saleslady selling her wares door-to-door, who finds out that he is all alone, fucks his penis hands and his crotch penis and then brings him home.
Ok, let’s touch on a few things before we go any further. First, yes, he does ejaculate out of his penis hands – a lot. Second, yes, his penis hands go look like turkey drumsticks. And third, yes, his wrists look like wrinkled, vein-y ball sacks. That all makes you want to watch it even more, right? Thought so.
So, saleslady brings Edward home and he gets busy with all the neighborhood biddies, one on each dick arm, which is pretty impressive. We even get a little hand-to-hand jerk off action where his hands spurt all over the place (this is my favorite part). The saleslady’s daughter is totally creeped out by him, but eventually has a change of heart and lets him shower her with his come. All’s well that ends well.
The whole thing is surreal and ridiculous and totally amazing. I give it two big penis thumbs up!
This day didn’t begin out too bad, but once I saw that we pushed a new Belladonna movie live, today became AWESOME. And it’s not JUST a Belladonna movie – it’s a Belladonna INSTRUCTIONAL, which even the thought of drains all my blood into my bits. I mean really, can you make a porno that’s more of a wet dream to me? I think not. So, of course I waited until I got everything else I needed to finish done so that I could enjoy Bella last. Boy, was I not disappointed!
From the beginning Bella points out that this instructional is like none you’ve seen before – and that some may not call it instructional at all, but this is HER kind of instructional. I LOVE LOVE LOVVVVE that Belladonna gives a little foreword saying that though she is explaining how she does things, that the viewers really have to listen to themselves and their partners and do what works for them. Oh Bella, you are such a sexy educator. And just to mention, I am so fucking glad you are back and making movies. To say you were missed is an understatement.
To get the action started, Bella reads a question about sucking cock that a viewer has written in. She gets to the blowjob answer in time, but first shows us how to make a smoothie in her Vitamix blender. That’s what I love about Belladonna. She just does what she wants and doesn’t give a fuck if we want to watch it or not – because she knows that no matter what she does, we are gonna lap it up and enjoy whatever it is. Yum.
After the random juicing, Bella gets down to business answering questions folks asked her over twitter. She sits down and gives some pretty decent answers to common inquiries about sex. Bella dishes on how to give an amazing blowjob, offering up specific tips and tricks. I don’t know about you, but I am in awe of Belladonna’s blowjobs, so I sat up and took some damn notes!
Bella lays down with Mark Wood and asks him all about what he likes in a blowjob – and not just on screen, but in real life. He talks about lots of saliva and more mouth than hand. And then Bella gives him a great BJ, including ball licking and feet-dick action. HOT!
Part two is all about Bella staying fit and doing aerial work with silks. Man, that woman is versatile! She does an amazing routine up in the air and then sits down with her trainer to talk about keeping your body in top shape.
Next up is the girl-on-girl section with Katsuni, who talks all about connection and giving/receiving for a good long while, and then gets it on with Bella. While this super hot and exciting, it’s not my favorite part of the video, so I am moving on to Belladonna’s next topic – Foot Fetishes. Here Bella is back to her shaved head self, driving in her car and talking about her own love for feet. She walks around in super hot boots and offers us up really sexy angles of her feet. She brings us into a Skype session she’s having with a random person, as she takes off her boots and gets dirty with her sweaty feet. I mean really, can you imagine sexy Skyping with Bella-Fucking-Donna as she plays dirty with her toes and fucks herself. Alright, I need to be done with this review so I can go home and watch this on my own time.
Thank Goodness there are 3 discs! Seriously – watch this!
I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store. After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review. Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off demented enough on email. But seriously, take a look at the site and you will see why. After going back and forth on specifics, Vaughn sent out a pair of black leather restraint cuffs with… wait for it… the PERIODIC TABLE silk-screened on them. Holy kinky nerd nirvana!
While I am usually super excited when we get packages of toys to review, I think this may have been one of the few times when I actually squealed when I opened the mailer. Seriously. Of course I had to try then on right away. I had given them my wrist measurement, so it was a perfect fit. And of course I wore them for the rest of the day too. How could I not?
Handmade with beautiful, supple leather and sturdy metal fasteners and rings, these gorgeous cuffs are super high quality. It is so obvious that they folks that made them take great pride in their work. And because Project TransAction is an independent leatherworking and screenprinting company, they are really easy to get a hold of to talk about custom designs and configurations.
It was lucky that I made the smart move to let my partner know that I received them earlier in the day, so he would be ready for go time when I got home from work. I didn’t want any distraction from playing with my new best friends. It’s also really nice that they are discreetly kinky enough to wear on the bus going home and people thing they are just leather cuffs. Ok… maybe that’s not true. I told myself that no one knew I was wearing restraints on the bus, but honestly, the metal rings probably gave it away. Oh well, it was still an exciting bus ride, with what I thought was my special dirty secret.
The only down side to these cuffs is that it was only when I was home and ready to play did I realize that I didn’t have anything to connect them. That doesn’t have anything to do with the actual, as much as my poor planning. But, being the craft queer that I am, I just stripped my carabineer of its keys and my partner snapped my cuffed wrists together. Yum. I’ll have to remember to get a double ended clip thing from the hardware store for later, but for now, the carabineer does its job.
In actual play, these leather cuffs are seriously a dream. They don’t pinch or chafe in any way, and once they are broken in, the leather basically molds perfectly to your wrists for an amazing custom-feeling fit, but honestly, they feel great from the beginning. They stay in place and keep your wrists totally restrained and feeling good. And you don’t even know how important that is until you are playing with a pair of cheap ass restraints or handcuffs that annoy your wrists so much that you can’t even concentrate on the hot action. These restraints are hands down (or tied to the bed frame…) awesome! And I forgot – they smell so amazingly leathery delicious!
As of right now I don’t actually see the periodic table leather wrist restraints on Project TransAction Etsy store, but I’m sure you can email them and ask. But don’t miss the amazing sailor anchor restraints and the vintage circus acrobat ones. Or the SO FUCKING HOT harnesses that they make. Alright, this review needs to be over before I pass out from all the blood leaving my brain and traveling to my pants. Just know that you need to check them out.
Oh, and just so you know, they make belts and cuffs and other stuff too.
ps. I know these aren’t the best pictures, but we took them ourselves, so sorry!
I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo. It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures. For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star. You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars? Did I get too nerdy on you? What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime. How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?
I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition. The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone. It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches. It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.
CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture. It is ridge, bump and crevice city! I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable. All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent. Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun. I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited. Can you blame me? I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos. Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock. It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions. Neat!
Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures. I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented. You can tell the designs were thought. I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function. Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!
The build up to the Cabaret Desire review was totally worth it. The movie is the epitome of porn as art – well shot, true connection between performers and an interesting concept. The sex is sensual, passionate and visceral. Little vignettes are strewn throughout the movie which totally kept my brain aroused and entertained. Director, sex culture expert and all around amazing lady Erika Lust makes sexy smart porn for women that men can get off to as well. Cabaret Desire included. I will reviewing a new scene each week because this porno is so worth the watch. I might be drawing it out because I like it so much, but who’s complaining?
“There is a magical bohemian place where people go after dark to hear erotic tales.”
Performers and storytellers fill the cabaret. Couples choose which person they would like to listen to and are taken on a journey. We get whisked away to the new reality where the vignettes take place.
Scene 1 tells the tale of a woman with two lovers, a man and a woman, who share the same name. There are months of torrid love making, but what I love most is how the scenarios are made similar between the two. This is part of what makes Sofia so enthralled with her love triangle. The sex scenes are edited together as we flash back and forth between the two couples as the acts and positions are similar. You can feel lust, magnetism and that gooey feeling you get in your stomach early in a love affair. They want and need to tear each other apart and make each other feel good. You’ll get the idea by watching the video below.
I don’t want to tell you how this little tryst ends because I want you to watch for yourself. Even if you haven’t been in the exact situation, you’ll be able to relate. I’m including a little teaser video to wet your whistle. It is free! Enjoy!
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