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Morning ladies! Are you as excited as I am to be back at work? Well I’ve got just the right dose of morning man candy to make sure you don’t regret getting out of bed!

Lucas Knowles is a hot blond top with lots of muscle and a delectable ass that just begs to be pinched, spanked and grabbed in the throws of passion! Looks almost as good fully clothed as he does stripped down with nothing but a sheen of sweat to cover him and lust in his eyes.

Next up is Ross Hurston, a versatile British stud that I simply couldn’t pass up sharing with you ladies once I saw him perched on a copy machine. If that doesn’t give you a proper satisfied smirk around the office today I don’t know what will!

You can check out both of these hot assed performers in UKNakedMen’s Getting Ahead In Business. I’ll have more drool worthy eye candy for you ladies next Monday!

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It’s Monday and as usual I’ve got boobs on my mind. Wait – this time I’m not being super lecherous, I swear! You see, it all started with an Iranian cleric named Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who thinks immodestly clothed women cause earth quakes:

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.” – Chicago Tribune

That seems pretty outrageous in and of itself right? And while most of the female oriented blogosphere was gasping and indignant one lone blogger came up with a brilliant idea to thwart Sedighi and those who think like him. Jen McCreight of Blag Hag, reached out to the women of the world with an interesting experiment – expose your boobs and see if the earth moves, in short, boobquake!

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Thanksgiving is here and we are ready to celebrate!  Sure, most people associate the holiday with turkey and pumpkin pie, but we here at HM4Her are all about being thankful for what we have.  I guess when you get paid to write about sexin’ all day, you’ve got a lot to be thankful for!  While that is on the top of my list, there are a few other things that have really made this year amazing.  So, in no particular order, the here are the top few things that I am truly thankful for this year.

Queen Beds

After a long time of sleeping on smaller beds, a queen sized bed has made it’s way into my life and I am in love.  Finally, my girl and I can cuddle our faces off for as long as we want, then separate to sleep and never even have to touch each other if we don’t want to.  No more “I have an inch til I fall of the bed and you have a mile” bickering!  Oh and let’s just say that all that extra room is quite nice when it comes to my other favorite horizontal activities… like watching movies in bed!  I am so, so thankful for this lovely new bed (courtesy of my girlfriend moving into a bigger house).

Silicone

Silicone toys rock my world.  No matter what shape or size (though Talula, pictured, is my absolute favorite), this material is body safe, tough and comes in such a variety of colors and textures that you could never get bored.  It’s freaking amazing!  Plus you can boil silicone toys to sterilize them.  I don’t know what I like more – that my toys are super clean, or that I get to have a pot full o’ dildos on my stove from time to time.  I like to call it Dildo Soup.  (I have a special dildo pot too!)

Queer Porn

I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but our queer porn catalog has grown exponentially in the last year and I am seriously thankful for that.  It means we get to make sure that the way we fuck is represented on the site and that we can offer the best queer porn out there to people all over the world.  We’ve got so many amazing new movies up on the site that I barely know where to start, but here are some of the ones I’m most thankful for:

NoFauxxx Roulette (pictured above)
Butch Boi Lansing Raw
Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out
Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes
Lesbian Life – Real Sex NYC
Crash Pad Series – Episode 10: Vai’s Solo

My iPhone

I know, I know, it’s kind of obnoxious to be thankful for my stupid phone, but I went through the most annoying freelance editing experience ever to make the extra funds to indulge my techy side.  Four words for you:  gay, vampire, teen, novel.  Enough said? Ug. I love my phone and I am thankful for it.  Plus I got an app that turns it into a “massager.”  Woohoo!

Pure Wand

Ok, I got this steel bad boy back in spring of ’08, so technically it doesn’t count as something new this year, but every time I go within 2 feet of the pretty black box that houses my Pure Wand, my knees go weak.  Still, nearly two years later.  So, I think it’s safe to say that I am just as thankful for this 1.5 lb steel wand than I was the first day it landed on my desk.  And, if I ever get njoy’s Eleven, I’ll probably be so thankful that I’ll build a shrine and make ritual sacrifices from my toybox.  Anyway, these steel toys are so awesomely hot.  Thank you njoy!

Of course, I’m thankful for my family, my rad girlfriend and my friends as well.   I know I’ve got it good and I enjoy celebrating all the stuff that keeps me happy and healthy.  So, thanks to all the great people in my life too!

Happy Thanksgiving!

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

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This just in – Oprah loves porn!  Why else would she spend an entire hour-long show dedicated to porn and erotica for women?  Well, I guess it could be the statistic that 1 in 3 porn consumers are women, and that 70% of those women watch it in secret, so maybe Oprah just wanted to put the spotlight on something taboo, but relevant to so many women.  I guess it could have been ratings – I mean, what gets bigger rating than talking about sex?  Nah, I still think it’s because Oprah loves porn.*

And because Oprah loves porn (it may even be one of her favorite things!) and talked about all the hot lady movies there are out there, we thought maybe we’d have some newbies coming to the site today.

So, welcome Oprah viewers!  Congratulations on your decision to see what kind of sexy stuff is out here in the internet adult world!  You’ve come to the right place if you are looking for a comfortable, classy site that was make just for you.

We are not just a lady-friendly site, we are an adult site specifically created for women!  And even better, we are totally women-run!  That’s right, those pictures you see to the right are really us! Well, the Porn Librarian isn’t actually a pile of books, but since she usually has her face buried in one, we figured that would be more representative of her.  Anyway, I digress.  Welcome to HotMoviesForHer!

In celebration of you, we thought it would be fun to spotlight some of the great porn that Oprah mentioned, as well as some of our favorites… kind of like a HotMoviesForHer Porn Club!   We also want to make sure that you know that we aren’t here to tell you what kind of movies you should like.  Women all like different things and their porn preferences run from the tamest erotica to the hardest of hardcore.  And who are we to say otherwise?  So, these picks are just some suggestions to get you rolling, but be sure to explore the whole site and find the flicks that truly get your motor running!

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Studio: Belladonna Category: Lesbian – Dyke Porn

We’ve been patiently waiting for this movie since we first heard that Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee were heading down to L.A. to shoot with Belladonna. Seriously, how could Jiz, Syd, Belladonna AND April Flores (among others) not put on one hell of a show? With one look at the screen caps, we just knew that we’d be doing this flick a great injustice by trying to review it all at once. Oh no, we want this puppy to last! So instead of one giant post, we are tackling this hotness with scene-by-scene reviews and making sure we give you very juicy detail. You’re welcome.

The opening scene belongs to porn goddess Belladonna and queer star extraordinaire Jiz Lee. They start off so tame, fully-clothed and making out on the couch, and soon turn to trading underpants (or should I say undergarments, as Jiz’s super sexy jock strap isn’t exactly panties) and really get down to business.

Can I just say, fuck plot. I know that I’m usually up for a good story, but trying to bring a real plot into this scene would totally take away from the insanely hot action. Yeah, they jump into the hardcore XXX with little warning, but with this one, you can see the sex in their eyes and you know how badly they want to get it on. I know I was pretty much chomping at the bit for these two to take off their clothes, so I can just imagine how ready to go they were.

While I obviously need nothing extra to get into this scene, it definitely made the whole experience even better to know that these performers are genuinely excited to work with each other. When this movie was in the works, I remember seeing tweets from both Jiz Lee and Belladonna talking about how they couldn’t wait to start filming and how awesome it was going to be. I don’t know about anyone else, but for me, knowing that there is such a positive and fun back story just helps enhance my boner.

Anyway, back to the sexin’. Of course I loved watching them both strap cocks on and fuck each other, but I think that my favorite part of the whole scene was listening to their dirty talk. It was just very different than dirty talk that I’m used to hearing in porn. Sure, there was lots of moaning and “yeah, baby,” but their sexy talk was a little gigglier and involved lots of smiles. It almost came off like they were really shy or smitten with each other – and for some reason I found it to be mind-blowingly hot. What can I say, what gets me off in porn isn’t always the fucking.

Bella and Jiz most definitely get two thumbs up in my book, and if I had more thumbs, they’d get those too. For now, they will just have to settle for a massive grin and a promise to take work home tonight.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Reel Queer Productions Category: Lesbian

This movie had me before I even pressed the play button. Queer sex, Madison Young direction AND cupcakes?!? Did they make this movie especially for me? I’m thinking maybe so. Even the description talks about all the debauchery (as in J.D. Bauchery, I assume) going on at Queer Manor. And what a Manor it is, with all things sexy and Victorian, but all of those values tossed out the window!

Even the production quality has a very refined sensibility to it, almost like watching a very dignified BBC documentary, only with loads more fucking. Bloody brilliant! We start off with Sadie Lune having a delightful little solo jaunt, complete with tiny hand mirror to treat her to the perfect view and a string of pearls coming out of her perfect pink pussy. My favorite part of the scene was that during the most intense parts of her insanely hot climax, the camera specifically focuses on her from chest up. Sure you don’t get to see the speed of her fingers working her clit, but you do get a closer up view of her totally blessed out face and her biting her arm to stop from screaming on the top of her lungs. So, so hot. And this is before Anne Lane even comes into the picture.

I’m sure you can easily spot my absolute favorite scene in this seven scene flick, though they are all ridiculously good. The one with fucking and eating cupcakes, of course! Anne Lane comes out of the closet (heh) and fucks Lune up with a black gloved hand while she devours a cupcake resting atop Lune’s public hair. They giggle and tease in French as they screw and keep the action super hot. I love love love that they use a dental dam as a pussy placemat for one delectable looking confection, before smearing it all over Lane’s tits, then actually use the dam for it’s given job, as Lune licks and sucks Lane’s clit. It also keeps the frosting out of her cooch which is a definitely plus. And of course this wouldn’t be a Madison Young original without a little rope play, which works its way nicely into the plot.

Two very outstretched thumbs up for cupcakes and cute girls getting’ busy.

-J.D. Bauchery

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It’s that time again!  The 2010 New York Sex Bloggers Calendar is being released tomorrow night and they are having a party to celebrate.  Last year Venus and I bussed up to The Big Apple to attend the festivities and got a chance to meet all of our favorite sex bloggers, as well as a ton of other super sexy folks.  It was definitely a party not to miss.

This year HotMoviesForHer sponsored the calendar again, so The Porn Librarian and I are descending upon NYC to help celebrate it’s release!  We are super excited to see our friends from last year, as well as meet all the new people the calendar has drawn in.

If you happen to be in New York tomorrow, definitely get trussed up and get down to the party!

Fontana’s (105 Eldridge Street)
6:30pm-9:30pm
FREE

Get your 2010 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar as well!  They are $20 and benefit Sex Workers Awareness.  If you can’t get to the party, grab it online.  Either way it’s 365 days of hotness!

And don’t forget to check out the raffle prizes!  You can even win some HM4Her I <3 Girl Porn shirts!

If you are going, send us a tweet.  If not, check out our live tweeting from the party!

See you there!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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The Phillies may have won last night’s ball game, keeping us in the World Series just a little longer, but today we found out who the REAL winner is… us!

Woooohoooo!!!! HotMoviesForHer.com was just named one of the Best Sex Resources for Women by Self Magazine and we are super excited!

We’re thrilled to be included on a list with some of our favorite websites including Violet Blue’s tinynibbles.com and babeland.com.  To be in the company of such awesome folks makes this mention an even greater honor.

Also, we want to send a special shout out to Emma Taylor, one of the brilliant women behind emandlo.com, for nominating us – we think you’re fantastic too!

I’m thinkin’ it’s time for a little Queen on the old iPod.

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