Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch! We are back again with our weekly celebration of all things humptastic that the internet has to offer, including the weirdest and best in picture and story forms. I could talk about what I found all day, or I could just get to showing you, so let’s do it!
- I don’t know what these wierd “joke breasts” are, but I do know that sticking them all over my body would be both horrifying and maybe a little hilarious at the same time. What can I say, I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy.
- Lady Gaga showing us her tatas. I’m not usually one to post celebrity nudie pix or anything like that, but I like Lady Gaga, and I wasn’t too bummed to see her boobs, so I figured you might not be either. (via Tiny Nibbles)
- Yesterday the Cal/OSHA Advisory Subcomittee on Control Measures met in L.A. to discuss the possibly of mandatory condom usage in porn – along with the nearly 100 performers, producers, agents and supporters who are against this proposed measure. AVN summarizes it best.
About a month and a half ago, I received an email from the folks over at AVN Magazine asking if HM4Her would contribute to their special girl/girl themed issue coming up. Of course I said sure and answered the questions they asked about girl/girl and video-on-demand, and about g/g on HotMoviesForHer specifically. And then I got crazy with work travel and promptly forgot about it, until I came back and found this on my desk.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch! Well, Valentine’s Day is over (thank jebus!) and Steak & a BJ day is still a whiles away, so we have a little time to sit back, relax and enjoy what the internet has to offer… other than porn, of course! Let’s get to the links!
- Apparently Sports Illustrated still puts out their Swimsuit Issue… and apparently it keeps getting closer and closer to porn every year (example above). I’d rather just stick with porn, but I guess if you need a ‘cover,’ this is the next best thing.
- Photographer Ludmila Foblova recently shaved her pubic hair in January and is letting it grow out for art’s sake, taking a photo once a week. While it’s pretty cool to see the growth and I love the commentary on pubic hair, I’ll admit that I just really enjoy art with beaver included.
- This new CatCaller Form is perfect to give to those fellows that just aren’t sure the proper way to express their appreciation of a lady’s looks. Man, I love me some rockin’ feminist gals!
I’m not sure what I was expecting when I started watching this Jenna Jameson movie, but it sure wasn’t what I ended up with. Maybe I was planning on a tame, erotic romp with lots of passionate kissing and romantic embraces, but that this was not. Featuring Jameson and her real life husband, Justin Sterling, this movie follows shy recluse Jim Mitchell as he falls deeper and deeper in love with Barbara, his masseuse.
While the love affair is really just in Jim’s head, their physical relationship moves to the next level as he pays Barbara to make house calls and fulfill his kinky fantasies. More thriller than traditional porn, this remake (of the award-winning 1990 movie The Masseuse, directed by Paul Thomas as well) is not only super plot based, but offers an attention grabbing story that pulls you in and has you watching til the credits. And that’s nothing to sneeze at when you are talking about porn!
As much as I like that this flick is pretty different than most other pornos I’ve seen, there was something uncomfortable for me when it came to watching a story about stalking and a man entrenched in a disillusionment in the context of porno. I know that porn is all about fantasy and indulging what gets you off, but in the movie they touch on the fact that what’s going on in Jim’s head is not what’s going on in reality. It just felt overly creepy to me. It just goes to show that Sterling, who looks like Michael Cera all grown up, is a surprisingly good actor.
And let’ not forget about now-retired Jenna Jameson. Her acting stills are right on par as well, truly making this movie feel more mainstream and less porn. I guess there is a reason she’s one of the biggest crossover stars ever.
Aside from my personal eek factor, I think this movie is actually pretty hot. Jameson and Sterling have a definite chemistry and it’s easy to see they are totally into each other. And while the fucking is harder in some scenes, even the hardcore kinky sex has a tender touch to it.
All in all, I might not recommend this unexpected movie as the first porn you should ever see, but it’s definitely worth a watch when you are good looking for something a little out of the ordinary.
If anything deserves a love letter from Nina Hartley, it’s definitely us… errr… I mean the Hitachi Magic Wand. The Cadillac of vibes is pretty much the do all and say all of jackhammer powerful vibrations and almost anyone that like strong buzzing is head over heels for the massager, including HM4Her obession Nina Hartley. Sigh… lucky vibe.
Also check out our Hitachi review to find out more about this power-packed stick of amazing.
Oh, and I think we deserve a love letter too, but I’m happy just to know that she lovs us enough to answer our 20 questions.
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