While I haven’t seen this show since they moved its time slot, I still have a special place in my heart for these four lovable nerds and their neighbor Penny. I was pretty psyched when I saw that there was a porno spoof because I thought it had potential to be absolutely hilarious. Plus I have a special place carved out in my heart for nerds and you know I’ve been rooting for these boys to find either love or lust since the beginning. While the humor sometimes falls flat, this is a really great spoof that stays true to the nature of the actual show. Plus you know you want to see Leonard and Penny get horizontal!
As soon as the first sex scene started up, I knew I was going to enjoy this one. Leonard falls asleep and who does he find in his dreams?? A slutty Princess Leia of course! There are enough Star Wars references to make it fun without going to far and Leonard definitely knows how to use his light saber – at least in his dreams. Both Briana Blair and Joey Brass are commendable in staying in character and pretty damn hot!
The next two scenes aren’t bad, but not really worth highlighting. There’s an all-girl threesome which I’ve seen played out a billion times before and doesn’t really fit into the show for me. I mean, I like to assume every pretty lady will get down with the pussy if given a chance, but I’ve just never thought about Penny going lesbo. After that there’s a threesome between Sheldon, Raj and Leslie Winkle. Another coupling that doesn’t really make sense to me, although I’m happy the boys got their dicks wet in theory. Removed from the plot, it’s a good scene, but I would have kept the two of them around as comedic foils instead of XXX stars.
Fortunately, this one finishes up with two great scenes. Howard takes a lady back to his mom’s house for a little of the old in and out and Leonard finally gets it on with Penny. The final scene is great because Ashlynn Brooke is perfectly cast and always spectacular and Leonard starts off in a Mario costume. I’m totally going to seduce my girl in one of those at some point… Anyways, this is definitely the best scene in the movie. Both performers are great and they seem to get more turned on with every new position they try out. Great stuff.
Because porno is a magical place, we’re transported to a place where our favorite characters can finally get fucked the way they deserve. While I didn’t love every aspect of this spoof, it was amazing to finally see these characters get dirty. God bless XXX.
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I just finished watching the first season of Tru Blood, so I had to check out this parody from New Sensations. I have to say I wasn’t sure that the porno version could compete with the sex scenes in the real show, which are super hot, but full blown sex scenes win out over thirty seconds of hardcore cable approved fucking without a doubt.
We open up a hot scene starring Maryann (played by Vanessa Naughty) and Johnny Castle. This is my first exposure to Naughty, but she’s someone I’ll keep an eye out after seeing her handle Castle’s cock like a champ. He drills her from below, behind and every which way until he explodes on her chest. That’s when things get interesting because this is a porno with a plot! After they’re done, Maryann starts asking about Sookie but Castle doesn’t know anything. She’s not happy and before you know it Castle is lying on the floor with a bloody mess where his cock used to be.
One of the highlights for me was finally watching Tara get served by Jason Stackhouse. If there’s one thing that girl needs, it’s a grade A fucking and who better to serve it up than the boy she’s crushed on for years! Tara is played by Misty Stone, who is fantastic and I imagine Tru Blood fans are going to love seeing this played out in porno land.
The final scene between Sookie and Bill (Ashlynn Brooke & James Deen) really puts the exclamation point on a great spoof and ends with a bang – or at least a load to the face! The only thing that would be better is an Anna Paquin/Stephen Moyer sex tape scandal…
Overall, this is a must see for fans of the show and one I think just about anyone would enjoy. It’s fun, sexy and a little gory – what more could a fang banger ask for?
BTW – James Deen is in every single parody ever. I mean, he’s awesome, so it’s fantastic, but he must be a busy dude.
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J.D. on March 13th, 2009
I don’t know if you knew this, but porn stars are just like us! They like to cook, do arts and crafts and even love puppies – just like we do! In fact a bunch of performers are banding together to help out the destitude dogs with a “Pennies for Pets” fundraiser on March 21st. Star Mia Presley created this invite only (bummer) event for industry folks to turn old penny collections into help for animals in need and tax deductible contributions. Coming along for the ride are a bevy of awesome starlets, including two of our favies, Ashlynn Brooke and Roxy DeVille, among many more.
Totally warms my heart. Anything with puppies is a perfect way to start a weekend!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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J.D. on December 9th, 2008
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