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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Porn Stars Are Athletes Too

In the early 2000s, or what I like to refer to as the Bring It On era, I found myself engaged in a debate over whether cheerleaders were athletes or not. Before then I had never given much thought to questioning if they were or weren’t, I thought it was obvious they were, and now I’m faced with the same question in regards to porn stars. With all the madness that comes along with March and our annual PornTourn competition, we decided to attack the question head on.

What Is an Athlete?

Webster defines the word athlete as “a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina.” The key words in that definition are “trained” and “skilled.” Anyone can go out and shoot hoops, but the training and skill levels are what separate athletes from everybody else.  This is where I think we forget about porn stars. On any given night, you can see a video clip of Stephen Curry or James Harden working on their handles in a gym for hours. Turn on NFL Network and you’ll get a glimpse of the next big college prospect bench pressing two times their body weight and talking about the off-field work that we viewers rarely get to see. What we aren’t privy to is all the work porn stars put in behind the scene. Think about it, we never get to see Prince Yahshua’s push up routine before flipping chicks over with his dick still inside, or watch the beautifully buff women of Iron Belles during a regular gym workout that doesn’t involve face smothering some skinny chump (I say that with all the love in my heart). Some might argue that with porn stars nobody wants to witness the unsexy hard work that they put into their bodies, but I live for behind the scenes footage so that reasoning doesn’t work. Others might admit to a similarity here or there but deny that porn stars are on the same athletic level as semi-pro and pro athletes. I’d argue they’re wrong.

High Level Consistency

Nobody wants to be the guy that only wins the championship once. That’s like only serving one term as President. I mean, yay, accomplishment, but winning and being great is about consistency and what goes into maintaining it. You can’t mention the word consistent in porn circles without then mentioning Nina Hartley. Look at that figure! You don’t get a body like that just having great sex, although I’m sure it helps. But diet and routine (along with genetics) get the credit per Nina, and that alone is more than some of us can handle. Trying not to eat bacon three times a day is struggle enough for me. But believe it or not, Nina Hartley isn’t the type to hit the gym regularly for vigorous cardio and she isn’t the only one. In a recent interview with Misty Stone I learned she doesn’t go out of her way to maintain her beautiful figure either. A balanced diet, amazing hygiene before and after shoots, and a little luck gets the credit per Misty.

Just like in sports, the same routine, or lack of one, can’t be applied across the board to obtain success. Because something works for one doesn’t mean it will work for others, and what comes easy for some won’t come easy for others. Tasha Reign gave OC Weekly the inside scoop on her pre-porn rituals and after letting the guys know it’s not as sexy as the fantasy she ultimately produces, she goes straight into how she cares for her body. It’s no secret that sex is one of the best (and usually free) workouts around, but some of the positions porn stars put themselves into goes way above what us amateurs try nightly. To keep up with the demand, Tasha keeps a group Pilates or yoga class on her schedule, maintains a vegetarian diet, and makes sure to get at least eight hours of sleep at night (sounds like the Tom Brady way of life). In 2010 Asa Akira admitted to Cosmopolitan that if she could, she’d work out every day of the week, but since scheduling would never allow that, she settles for a few days a week of boot camp training (which is insanely intense!) supplemented with yoga, and lots of dressing-free salads. Similarly, Jesse Andrews participates in boot camp training and hiking while throwing in fun physical activities like bowling and dodgeball and keeping a healthy diet free of bread, milk, and my personal favorite, McDonald’s. She juices a lot, and tries to eat kale at least once a day all in the name of adult entertainment. I thought I was doing something by making everything in my Starbucks order “skinny,” but these stars blow me out of the water.

I noticed that almost every performer I came across participated in some form of a physical stretching exercise like Pilates, yoga, or tai chi. When I was little my father put me in ballet classes, which was torture because I was not a girly girl and hated everything pink. When I begged and cried for him to take me out he explained his reasoning. Ballet would provide a foundation of footwork that I could take and build from to further better my overall basketball game. Once I heard and understood that, you couldn’t get me to skip a ballet class. I wanted to be the greatest basketball player to ever play for Pat Summit down in Tennessee and if ballet was going to help get me there I’d sleep in my tutu (ballet, you totally dropped the ball here). Because of the rigorous activity porn stars’ bodies must go through daily I think the boot camp, yoga, and Pilates become extremely important and necessary for some. Think about the positions they put themselves into and it’ll all make sense.

While Dana DeArmond doesn’t have to do much to keep herself looking fit, she did admit that foot worship scenes are very close to a core workout for her because while giving a footjob you must keep your middle balanced while stroking with your legs. Chanel Preston, who stays away from too much cardio for fear of being too skinny, talks about how much of a workout wearing a strap-on is, and I for one appreciate the hell out of that. Pelvic thrusting is one of my absolute favorite things to do, but squatting is one of my least favorite things to do, and fucking a chick with a strap is nothing if not squat class 101 (102 for us overachievers). And just about every female porn star ever asked about working out talked about posing, modeling, and lugging around a lot of shit, which got my wheels spinning…

Porn stars, like cheerleaders and gymnasts fall into the category of having to look good while putting their athleticism on display. The most I worried about when it came to appearance was if my sneakers and head band matched, and I bet Sam Cassell and Tyrone Hill can say the same thing. Appearing attractive while performing isn’t something many athletes have to think about. Adult performers, however, have it at the top of their morning list and are responsible for bringing their own wardrobe to set, which can consist of everything from 3 different outfits and 2 pair of heels to match, to that plus a suitcase filled with whips, chains, and a strap-on, which are heavier than they look. In pro sports, you don’t have to bring your own equipment and in college sports a lot of that is taken away, especially for stars. You’ll never see coach K showing up to a tourney game with a bag of balls for shoot around just like you’ll never see Usain Bolt cleaning up the track after a hard rain. Porn stars are expected to travel with most of their own shit though (if you’ve ever traveled with a woman you know the horror this could be), twist and conform their bodies into positions we’re too scared to do more than fantasize about, appear attractive to a wide audience, and look like they’re enjoying it. Imagine that was in the work contract you signed! I would be screwed. Sure Tina Thompson, the 1st overall pick in WNBA history, took it upon herself to wear red MAC Diva lipstick during every game, but that was more about luck and later in her career making a statement about women who play professional sports. For porn stars, something as simple as red lipstick, and looking good wearing it while sucking dick, is often a job requirement, and after viewing a million photos of yourself naked, keeping a positive body image and attitude can’t be the easiest thing in the world.

Siouxsie Q, who performs in a lot of hardcore BDSM titles, wrote an article for SF Weekly this year in which she talks about getting back into the adult industry and preparing for a shoot with everyone’s favorite queer, Andre Shakti. “Although I’ve missed getting paid to have sex with hot people, the epic hair and makeup, and the silly costumes and dialogue, the main thing I’ve missed about the adult film is the athletic lifestyle. When I was performing full time, I devoted much of my week to yoga, weight training, cardio, and a strict diet, but now that my life is more about policy papers and political action committees, there’s not much time for crafting my porn star bod. To get ready to be naked in front of the camera again, I’ve had to convince myself that I’m living in a training sequence from an inspirational sports movie from the 80s. This involves a great deal of hard-boiled eggs and running around my neighborhood at 7 a.m. in a waist-training corset. It’s not easy or glamorous, but neither is being a porn star.” Can you imagine that shit!? Siouxsie was only out of the game for about a year, and even though she’s heavy into BDSM, 7am runs in a waist corset!? That’s serious dedication right there, but I think my favorite part is that she actually missed the athletic lifestyle. The game is won in practice and conditioning, and athletes expected to perform with high consistency know this. Porn stars are no exception and Siouxsie Q’s example of commitment to preparation illustrates this perfectly. Not only is working out and eating healthy a constant, but upkeep like shaving, makeup, and all that jazz have to be top priorities too. With all the work adult entertainers put into their craft they deserve to be paid and acknowledged for it. This brings me to my next point…

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For the most part professional athletes are paid very handsomely for their talents and the work that goes into them. Hell, some are paid way too much (Brock Osweiler, Kwame Brown, Andy Dalton) just because of the promise that they might be great, but when it comes to porn stars, they get the NCAA treatment regardless if they’re pro , semi-pro, or amateur playing in the d-league. The only thing missing is the outward appreciation college athletes get. Look at Rico Strong up there. He wasn’t born with those muscles, and even the fellas have to take a little time to appreciate the physique. Nobody wants to watch Fat Bastard (or Mike Myers for that matter) bang anything, no matter how hot she is, but do you think any of that turned into dollar signs for Rico? Despite all that bad ass ink I’m going to bet that answer is no, and that’s a shame. Male porn stars are pretty much only there to provide the dick in straight flicks, and on the surface that’s all they’re really good for. But there’s a lot that goes into the upkeep of that dick and the body it’s attached to.

Take the beloved Johnny Sins for example. To start his daily routine, Johnny stretches with a few kick backs and pushups before attacking those abs we all know and love with 12 reps of dead lifts, 24 reps of bicycles, and 12 reps of squat jump tuck. In fact, his routine and physique gained so much recognition that he started instructing in and selling workout videos (seriously, look at his YouTube page). And that’s on top of his whole grain diet in which he stays away from microwaves and eats every two to three hours to keep his metabolism going. That seems like a lot for someone who is essentially a prop on set who just needs to keep it hard for hours and then cum when he’s told. You’d think there would at least be some type of handshake or pat on the back when it’s all said and done since this is the guy who banged the hot babe while lifting her over his head, which just happens to be your favorite position to fantasize about and makes you cum every single time, but nope! The dude is responsible for maintaining a certain look, keeping his junk up for an insane amount of time (diet plays a factor here), busting a nut on cue, lifting chicks with big asses and even bigger titties (weight lifting, ugh), and nobody buys his jersey or shakes his hand. Plus his check is smaller than his female co-stars every single time, and if you’re a minority it’s even less! If it wasn’t for the sex I don’t think guys would even show up, and I can’t blame them.

Speaking of all the sex that makes it so worth it, James Deen talked to GQ back in 2013 and shed light on just how much of a workout it is. “In the film world, people don’t realize you’re not just having sex. Sex on camera can be anywhere from 20 minutes to four hours. It all depends on the production and type of scene. It’s also not just standard sex like, ‘let’s just make each other’s bodies feel good,’ its physical entertainment style sex.” That doesn’t sound as great as it looks especially the stop and go of it all, and it really makes you think about how much work goes in to sex for entertainment. The performer is responsible for making sure we have a good time, and while it falls on everyone in the scene, men in straight movies bear that burden, although they often go unappreciated (straight women who enjoy porn feel this pain too). I can’t imagine someone stopping me in the middle of a good time with Kira Noir to pose for the camera and after it’s all said and done I don’t even get a “great job Authentic Lezz!” I understand that these guys get to fuck some of the hottest, freakiest, downright irresistible women walking the face of the earth (at least that’s what we think), but employee recognition goes a long way and it’s not like the guys aren’t working hard for it. The way Ryan Madison fucks is nothing less than exhausting and to think he’s stopping and changing angles and actually working in the middle of it all literally is enough to blow my mind. That man puts the energizer bunny to shame!

A Means to an End

Athletics of any kind are encouraged in today’s society more than ever before. Not only does being athletic promote a healthy lifestyle, but team activities teach us how to depend on each other, work together, overcome adversity, and succeed as a unit. It helps in the workplace and in one’s social life, but today being athletic and playing a sport has taken on a new and bigger role. That shit pays for college! Higher education has become big business that most of us can’t afford, but we’re constantly told we need it (similar to what’s going on with home buying in today’s economy, but I digress). That piece of paper opens up a world of opportunities and if you can sing, dance, run, jump, or anything else that people are willing to pay to watch you do to get it then by all means GO… unless it’s porn. Enter Belle Knox. Intelligent enough to get accepted into Duke University, Knox began her adult actress career in 2013 to help pay for her $60,000/year tuition. Pornography allowed her to control her schedule so she wouldn’t miss classes but still make enough money to survive, a constant struggle for working college students, while ensuring she wouldn’t be trapped in debt upon graduation. On top of that she entered a profession where she could travel, meet and learn from all types of diverse people, explore her sexuality and body image, something all young women go through, and be subjected to medical testing to ensure her safety, something us non-porn star college kids didn’t do enough. What parent wouldn’t be proud of her as a daughter!?

Despite what, when laid out, many would consider major accomplishments and smart thinking on her part, Belle Knox faced a lot of criticism because of her career choice. Besides being ousted and harassed by the frat boys watching porn in the first place, she lost respect from some of her professors and peers, and had to explain her lifestyle and job to staff. Apparently providing adult entertainment to the masses is not an acceptable way to make a living, although watching it bears no ill judgments from society (that double standard kills me!). Sit back and imagine if the dean of your kid’s school called them into a meeting to explain why they work one place instead of another and then made judgments based on that one thing. I’m telling you now, I’d be happily in prison watching graduation on Twitter Live using a burner phone somebody snuck me because that dean’s face would no longer look the way God intended. For the life of me I will never understand many of the ridiculous stereotypes that follow sex workers, but the one that really grinds my gears is that somehow your preppy snot nosed kid is being negatively influenced or put in danger. Countless porn stars have studied at and walked college campuses before, during, and after their career, and not one of them (to my researched knowledge) has ever harmed anyone. In fact, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to have Brandi Love (Central Michigan), Bree Olsen (Indiana Purdue), Carter Cruise (East Carolina University), Lexington Steele (Syracuse), Stoya (Delaware College of Art & Design), and Joanna Angel (Rutgers) on campus. The experience they have across the board, life lessons they can share, and the immense success they’ve all enjoyed are priceless to anyone they stop and talk to.

It’s time we recognize adult entertainers as professional athletes and give them the credit they deserve. Hopefully you pay for porn, and that’s great because they worked hard to provide you with a quality product you can jizz all over, but it goes beyond that. The way we view and think about porn stars on a day-to-day basis needs to escalate to a level where we begin to consider workouts, diet, make-up, wardrobe, and the expectations we place on them that we wouldn’t be able to meet ourselves, because it really is a lifestyle that they must adhere to on and off camera. It’s bad enough there’s no union, health care, or HR departments stars can rally around on the same level as us office dwellers, so the least we can do is acknowledge everything that they do to make themselves great and us horny.

That’s all for now, but for more from the great mind of the Authentic Lesbian, follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and remember, sex is positive, sex is your friend, and sex can pay the bills!

Sweetheart Video Loves Girls

In 2008, all-girl studio Sweetheart Video began their Loves Girls series with Nina Loves Girls. Directors Nica Noelle, James Avalon, and Dana Vespoli select performers to star is an all-girl showcase, allowing the star to choose which women they want to fuck on camera. This results in some of the best on-camera lesbian chemistry in the business, with months and sometimes years of off-screen flirtations finally getting a chance to blossom into some serious Sapphic fuckery. We’ve picked some of our favorite entries into the series to show why we love that Sweetheart loves girls.

Alexis Texas Loves Girls

Alexis Texas Loves Girls BoxcoverThe latest installment of the Loves Girls series stars big-butt superstar Alexis Texas, who explains that at this stage in her career, she’s very choosy about which projects she takes on. As an industry veteran, she easily seduces her chosen costars (Adriana Chechik, AJ Applegate, Mia Malkova, and Jenna Sativa,) shaking her insane curves and boasting about her legendary cunnilingus skills. A standout scene is with fellow big-booty-blonde AJ Applegate, who dons a strap-on cock and fucks Alexis from behind, getting impressively aggressive with her older counterpart.

 

 

 

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Dana DeArmond Loves Girls

Dana DeArmond Loves Girls BoxcoverStylish and snarky Dana DeArmond is known for doing whatever the fuck she wants, and in Dana DeArmond Loves Girls, she does girls. It’s fun to watch the shifts in her attitude towards her costars (Veruca James, Abella Danger, Dahlia Sky, and Chanel Preston, all fellow Spiegler Girls) with each scene. I particularly loved the extended interview with Veruca James, who Dana is clearly smitten with, to the point of actually being a little bit shy and submissive as Veruca seduces her. Her playful bullying of young Abella Danger and fellow veteran Chanel Preston were also a riot to watch.

 

 

 

Dana DeArmond and Veruca James

Dana DeArmond and Chanel Preston

Jessie Loves Girls

­­Jessie Andrews Loves Girls BoxcoverThe angelic Jessie Andrews has grown increasingly elusive in the adult industry in the past year, focusing instead on more mainstream pursuits. Luckily for us, she still occasionally pops up in girl-girl scenes, and we get to see tons of her in Jessie Loves Girls. One thing that stands out about Jessie is that her pretty, sweet exterior belies some serious sexual aggression. She really takes charge of her costars (Dana DeArmond, Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, and Bonnie Rotten) and is never intimidated by Dana or Bonnie. Her scenes with Carter and Jodi were particularly sweet; in her interviews, she speaks very affectionately about the newer Spiegler Girls, and is very taken with Jodi’s natural beauty.

 

 

 

Jessie Andrews and Carter Cruise

Jessie Andrews and Jodi Taylor

Dani Loves Girls

Dani Daniels Loves Girls boxcoverThis year’s XBIZ Female Performer of the Year Dani Daniels is famous for her electrifying girl-girl performances, making her an obvious choice for Dani Loves Girls. It’s clear that her chosen costars (Misty Stone, Natasha Nice, Sovereign Syre, and Cherie DeVille,) are absolutely taken by her and her phenomenal oral skills and stunning beauty. The effortlessly cool Misty Stone is absolutely spent after getting wrecked with orgasm after orgasm. Dani is a huge giver; it’s clear that she reeeaaally loves girls and gets off on getting her partners off. She hardly off leaves their pussies alone to take some time to let them fuck her too.

 

 

 


Dani Daniels and Misty Stone

Dani Daniels and Shyla Jennings

Allie Haze Loves Girls

Allie Haze Loves Girls boxcoverAllie Haze is another performer known for her love of girls; in fact, she tells director Dana Vespoli that she got into the industry as a way to successfully and safely hook up with other women. The interviews with girl-girl performer Jayden Cole were fun to watch, as Jayden seems to take an intellectual approach to her career and grills Allie on what it’s like to perform in boy-girl scenes. Allie’s scene with London Keyes is particularly great. Ignoring the fact that they started off wearing stilettos in a shower (danger!!!) it’s lovely to see them fall into each other and make each other cum over and over again.

 

 

 

Allie Haze Loves Girls

Allie Haze and London Keys

Asa Loves Girls

Asa Akira Loves Girls boxcoverSuperstar Asa Akira has since become a Wicked contract girl with a number of showcases to her name, but Asa Loves Girls is a valuable addition to her repertoire. She chose Katsuni and London Keyes, as well as girl-girl performers Jayden Cole and Celeste Star as her costars. There’s a wonderful sensuality and athleticism to Asa’s scenes, and it’s wonderful to see her subtly dominated by Asian Frenchwoman Katsuni. Asa is also known for her wonderfully dry wit (seriously, the zingers on her Twitter feed are gold) and her giggle-fest with London Keyes before they start eating each other’s faces is hilarious.

 

 

 

Asa Akira and Jayden Cole

Asa Akira and Celeste Starr

Sinn Sage Loves Girls

Sinn Sage Loves Girls boxcoverDirector Nica Noelle eschews the extended interviews and high-end gonzo format of later Loves Girls installments in favor of short plot-based vignettes. Sinn Sage Loves Girls is none the worse for it, as viewers get to see even more of the raw power of this girl-girl performer’s incredible lesbian fuckery. Sinn is thicker and butchier than many other girl-girl performers, and she excels at domination, strap-ons, and scissoring. The first scene with the flawless Lily LaBeau is a must see, as Sinn straps on a cock to barge into her messy roommate’s shower and teach her a lesson.

 

 

 

Sinn Sage and Shyla Jennings

Sinn Sage and Annie Cruz

Nina Loves Girls

Nina Hartley Loves GirlsIt’s only appropriate that this series started with Nina Loves Girls, starring the bad-ass OG Fairy Godmother of pornography, Nina Hartley. This one’s heavy on the interviews, as Nina bestows upon us her (at the time) 25 years of extensive knowledge about sex, swinging, pornography, bisexuality, the female orgasm, and anything else you could want to know from the industry’s most legendary veteran. And with a quarter of a century of on-camera fucking, Nina obviously knows how to bring it. Her scenes with her costars (Sinn Sage, Elexis Monroe, Nyomi Banxxx, and Stephanie Swift) are nothing short of powerful. Nina is truly a master of her craft, and that craft is fucking the ladies. This is also the also entry of the Loves Girls series to have a sequel with Nina Loves Girls 2!

 

 

Nina Hartley and Elexis Monroe

Nina Hartley and Naomi Banxxx

You can watch Alexis Texas Loves Girls and the rest of the series on HotMoviesForHer tonight!

Judy Hologram is also a real big sweetheart. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

Asa Goes To Hell Review

Asa Goes To Hell

Asa Goes to Hell is a hardcore endorsement of sin. One of the scariest stories ever told is Dante’s Inferno. Most of us have had to sit through a class and read the horrific tales of punishment for carnal lust and other earthly desires. Yet, some of us didn’t find the circles of hell to be frightening at all. Asa Akira is one of those people. Even though she starts this tale as a bit confused and out of her depth, she soon realizes that she’s exactly where she needs to be, and takes the viewer on a journey through a seductive underworld.

Scene One: Asa Akira (solo)

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Asa isn’t really sure where she is. While her environment looks familiar, there is an unearthly glow covering her surroundings. She’s probably walked through this parking lot a million times, but she notices that she has no clothes on and she’s not sure what she’s walking towards. Suddenly, she hears moaning from an alley and she decides to go investigate. Instead of the frightening scene she expects to see, she sees two super-hot people making out passionately. So Asa does what any naked woman walking through a parking lot at night wearing 6″ Louboutin heels would do; she leans against and starts fingering herself and watching them! If these 6″ heels seemed to be superfluous, Asa finds a way to make them a necessary component of the scene.

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Scene Two: Asa Akira & Aiden Ashley

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Asa’s journey has just begun, as she opens an unmarked door and finds masked strangers awaiting her arrival. Initially, Asa is terrified, but something changes her mind. Is it the alluring nature of the woman who is chained to her lover’s arm? Or, is it that this is an experience that Asa has always fantasized about?

00:30:55 – Asa invents a new move never seen before in the realms of lesbian sex. We’ve all seen fingerbanging, and we know what to expect, but Asa brought her fingerbanging skills up to level 10! This move is not for the inexperienced; it is for a professional fingerbanger only.

Scene Three: Asa Akira, Dane Cross, Eric John, & Will Powers

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As Asa leaves her previous lesbian encounter, she decides to open the red door. Behind the red door waits three latex-clad men who are rock-hard and ready for her. Normally in a blow-bang, the female participant is cast in a subservient role. What was interesting in this scene was how, although Asa was the one administering pleasure without ostensibly receiving any herself, Asa remained in control of the scene and the pleasure she gave. The men in latex didn’t grab her head and throat-fuck her like we see in so many blow-bang scenes; Asa took her time with each cock and went at the pace that she saw fit. For a strange scenario with dudes who look like they dance on sprockets, this was a really hot scene. This scene seemed more about the female perspective of a blow-bang fantasy, rather than the often-misogynistic situations we’ve seen before.

Scene Four: Asa Akira & Eric John

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It is obvious that Asa practices yoga. She stumbles upon behind another red door in a fire-rimmed boudoir. He stands against the hard stone walls, ready with his erect cock to ignite her internal flame. As Asa stands before him, Eric is still only a man who wants to fulfill his desire. But when Asa takes his cock in her mouth, she changes him from a man into the sex demon that he was always meant to be. Even sex demons are aware of safe sex, and Eric demonstrates this by wearing a condom before having some anal sex with smokin’ hot Asa. His final contribution to this scene is not to be missed, especially if you like feet.

Scene Five: Asa Akira, Moe Johnson, & Rob Piper

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Asa arrives at her next destination and is surprised to see a blue door. She is met by Moe Johnson and Rob Piper sharing some champagne and partying. This scenario was totally unexpected, because every other place she entered seemed rife with demonic inspiration. Asa looks down and sees that she’s now wearing a white bridal gown as the men beckon her into the room for her celebration. Asa’s excited as Rob goes directly for her ass. Things get heated very quickly, and Asa transforms from the blushing bride to deviant cake-eating temptress.

You might be asking, was this all a dream? Did Asa fuck her way out of hell into threeway heaven with Rob Piper and Moe Johnson? We aren’t sure. Watch Asa Goes To Hell and decide for yourself!

17 Porn Stars With Acting Chops

It’s no secret that most people don’t watch porn for the plot, let alone the thespian capabilities of its stars. As long as you look good fucking on camera, it’s not a big deal if you can’t deliver a line convincingly or construct a believable persona for your character. But every now and then there comes a porn star who makes us actually want to watch the plot from beginning to end. Here’s my picks for the top porn stars with serious acting chops.

Carter Cruise

It was no surprise to me when this year’s Best New Starlet also nabbed the Best Actress trophy at this year’s AVN Awards, making Carter Cruise only the second star to do so since Jenna Jameson in 1996. Last year’s Second Chances, about a college senior unexpectedly finding love after a humiliating freshman year, was the perfect showcase for Cruise, who has previous theater experience. The rest of the cast also shines under the direction of Jackie St. James and Eddie Powell, including best friend Jessa Rhodes,  the adorably hapless Logan Pierce, and scheming sorority sister Allie Haze.

Steven St. Croix

Everyone’s favorite daddy has been AVN’s Best Actor more times than I care to count, starting with 1995’s Chinatown and continuing with last year’s Wetwork. He nails just about everything that he does, from the deadly seriousness of Fluid 3, to his hilarious turn as a mob boss in Nothin’ But Trouble.

Asa Akira

Wicked contract girl Asa Akira is always charming when given a chance to act. She has a fantastic sense of humor about it, playing her parts with a smirking glee. Definitely check out last year’s hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold vehicle Holly… Would.

Dawayne Dane

This guy hasn’t been in many pornos, but his turn as Carlton Banks in the Official Fresh Prince of Bel Air Parody is so dead on that it amazes me that we don’t see him more often. If you can get past the non-existent production values, it’s really worth your time.

Magdalene St. Michaels

This MILF is a mainstay at Girlfriends Films, and for good reason. She has an extensive acting background, and has even appeared in mainstream films. And it shows! She first caught my attention in Mother Exchange 2, where she completely wins over Giovanni Francesco.

Skin Diamond

The lovely and kinky Skin Diamond is an expert at toeing the line between pure camp and serious artistry. For the former, check out her tribute to Michonne in The Walking Dead – A Hardcore Parody. If the latter is more your game, Skin is excellent in last year’s twisted drama Control.

Evan Stone

A legend in the industry, Evan Stone is known for not taking himself too seriously and setting a hilarious goofball tone in modern classics like Pirates and Pirates 2 – Stagnetti’s Revenge. He also knows when to hold back, like his heartbreaking turn as a sick, both spiritually and physically, father in Daddy’s Girls.

Dana Vespoli

Dana Vespoli is my favorite pornstar, not least of all because of her convincing, and oftentimes creepy, acting roles. Even when she’s not fucking on camera, she still often appears on screen in non-sex roles, helping to flesh out the other characters and the plot. Check her out in the recently released The Turning, as well as in A Thing of Beauty, Vespoli’s own adaptation of Faust.

Mickey Mod

It really says something about your chops when you can carry a porno whole movie without taking your dick out! Mickey Mod is a mainstay of the fetish world, and I absolutely adored him in the kinky softcore feature The Punished Coed.

India Summer

As one of the most popular (and all natural!) MILFs working today, India Summer consistently wins over audiences with both her acting and sex scenes. Her delivery has an effortless grace that draws us in, even when she’s playing wicked stepmothers and other unlikable broads. Audiences raved about the popular Marriage 2.0, and I loved Summer alongside Maddy O’Reilly and Steven St. Croix in The Sexual Liberation of Anna Lee.

Tommy Pistol

He’s usually cracking us up in screwball comedies like Killer Kleavage From Outer Space, but sometimes Tommy Pistol manages to scare the shit out of us and show some real menace, like in last year’s trippy Bubble Gum Girls.

Mercedes Carrera

Mercedes Carrera is another star of The Turning, but she’s also weird and hilarious in B. Skow’s In The Flesh, not to mention the way that she amps up her fear and shame in the wonderfully creepy My Evil Stepson 2.

Misty Stone

The stunning Misty Stone gives Vivica A. Fox a serious run for her money in Digital Playground’s Kill Bill – A XXX Parody. She also kills it in this year’s Magic Mike XXXL: A Hardcore Parody as the dancers’ new boss. Misty has an undeniable power and forcefulness to her performances, as well as an ease to the delivery of her lines.

Nat Turnher

Nat Turnher is a star who doesn’t get nearly enough acting or romantic roles. He’s super handsome and wonderfully plays suave sweethearts. He steals the show from Sean Michaels in Family Secrets – Tales Of Victorian Lust and livens up the old plumber trope alongside Jodi Taylor in Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 4.

Amber Rayne

Amber Rayne was touring with a musical theater troupe when her contract ran out, leaving her stranded in LA. Sick of the typical Hollywood hustle, but still wanting to perform, she took the plunge into the adult industry. She gets to show off her thespian history in the campy romp The Pornographer from Wicked, and she rocks in in Wanted,  a Western feature from director Stormy Daniels.

Xander Corvus

Xander is great at playing lovable (and not so lovable) bad boys, and has a great, naturalistic acting style. Everyone in multiple award winner Wasteland deserves a spot on this list, including Lily LaBeau, but my shoutout is going to Xander for this one.

Jesse Jane

She might have the stereotypical blonde bimbo pornstar look, but there’s a good reason why Jesse Jane got lead roles in so many Digital Playgrounds blockbuster features. You can’t help but love the bubbly joy with which she tackles her roles, especially in the Pirates series and Code Of Honor.

Did I forget any of your favorites? Yell at me in the comments and let me know!

Judy Hologram forgot one of her lines in the third grade play. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

Asa Akira: Wicked Fuck Doll

2015-09-21_12-12-08Of all mainstream porn stars today, it’s hard to come across one with such incredible staying power and crossover appeal as Asa Akira. She’s hilarious (check out her Twitter, Instagram, or podcast sometime), she’s a published author, she’s obviously super hot, and most importantly-she LOVES sex! I find it refreshing to see a female porn star who’s so passionate about what she does for a living and appreciates her fans immensely.

Akira is currently working as a contract star for Wicked Pictures. When the studio informed her that they wanted to shoot another Asa Akira showcase (because there can never be too many!), Akira decided to go directly to her fans to find out what they wanted to see from her.

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Well, she asked, and fans definitely answered! Akira sorted through the varying requests on social media and compiled a list of reoccurring themes to make up her latest Wicked showcase, Asa Akira: Wicked Fuck Doll.

Scene One: Solo Masturbation

Since Akira’s been filming so many features lately, fans really wanted to get her alone for a change. It’s no secret that Akira loves to masturbate; so it’s not all that surprising that one of her top-requested scenes would be solo one.2015-09-21_12-32-47Coupled with the desire to see Akira solo, fans of the star also wanted to see her wearing something different. Of all the Asian-stereotyped costumes that plague porn (kimono, sushi girl, 2015-09-21_12-00-19masseuse, etc.), it isn’t often that we see J-Pop outfits. This is exactly what fans asked for, however, and Japanese-American Akira was more than happy to oblige.

Wearing cute, candy-colored stockings, a tiny tutu, with her hair in pigtails-I don’t think I’ve ever seen Asa Akira look so… adorable. It’s alarming, charming, and definitely worth watching. Armed with an arsenal of dildos and butt plugs made of varying materials and 2015-09-21_12-00-58textures, Akira is in for a luxuriously self-indulgent solo session.

Starting with a ribbed glass dildo, Akira takes a minute to lubricate the toy in her mouth, keeping flirtatious eye-contact with the camera while simultaneously warming up her pussy with her fingers. Soon, she’s well on her way to cumming while fucking herself with the toy. She takes a second to relax and enjoy her orgasm, then sniffs her panties and moves on to an anal toy. Fans of Akira know how much she loves anal, so even though this is a solo masturbation scene, she isn’t going focus solely on vaginal masturbation. Would you, if you had an “award-winning asshole” like she does?

Scene Two: Interracial Blow-Bang (with Moe Johnson, Rob Piper, Jon Jon, & Tyler Knight)

2015-09-21_12-02-09In-between scenes, Asa Akira explains her decision process that went into choosing from all of the fan requests that came in. Fans overwhelmingly requested an interracial scene, a blowjob scene, and a group scene, so Akira chose to combine all of these into an interracial blow-bang! Before this scene, Akira admits she’d never done a true blow-bang as she’d always get too horny and want to fuck instead. However, the star decided to practice some discipline and give her fans her very first through-and-through blow-bang.

Dressed in a powder-blue prom dress, Akira enters a room where all
four gentleman are 2015-09-21_12-02-43dressed in dapper suits. They begin to grope and undress Akira, and soon all four of their gigantic, black cocks
surround her face. I wouldn’t know what to do in this situation, but that’s why these things are usually handled by professionals. Akira masterfully grabs as many dicks as she can hold in her tiny hands and begins jerking them off, while popping the closest cock in her mouth. As she deep-throats and tirelessly tugs on each of the guys’ dicks, I can’t help but admire her work ethic. Akira clearly practices the “no penis left behind” policy, making sure each of the guys gets equal attention.

Without succumbing to her desires for carnal fulfillment, Akira leaves the scene successfully coated in all of the guys’ cum. While bukkake isn’t my idea of a walk in the park, Akira takes it all like a true “fuck doll.”

Scene Three: Lesbian (with Kendra Lust)

2015-09-21_13-47-07Everyone loves lesbian porn, so it’s no surprise that Asa Akira was inundated with requests for scenes with some of today’s top starlets. Overwhelmingly, however, fans requested Akira finally shoot a scene with the super-popular Kendra Lust. Akira admits she was really pleased with this proposal, as she’d met Lust a few times previously but the opportunity to fuck Lust never presented itself. Akira begins the scene by gleefully bragging, “now I can say I fucked her.”

2015-09-21_12-08-21Starting with a sexy striptease, Akira and Lust dance around each other, occasionally throwing each other a knowing look, like, “hey, we’re totally about to fuck and everyone can’t wait to see it.” With the Hollywood Hills in the backdrop, Akira leads Lust to an outdoor seating area and begins passionately kissing her. They remove each other’s bikinis, and Akira works her way down to Lust’s fully-shaven pussy with her mouth open and eager to please. Akira utilizes her fingers and a toy while eating Lust out (a pro move), which brings her to climax in no time. Next, it’s Lust’s turn to show Akira what she’s made of. While maintaining eye-contact the entire time, Lust licks Akira’s pussy like only another woman can. The onscreen chemistry between the two is undeniable, as they whisper “sweet nothings” to each other throughout the encounter. Both girls take turns making each other cum multiple times, which is a pretty solid argument for why lesbian sex rules.

Scene Four: Hardcore Anal (with Toni Ribas)

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With Asa Akira’s outspoken love of anal sex, it should come as no 2015-09-21_12-09-08surprise that fans would strongly request a hardcore anal scene. The gorgeous anal queen was, of course, all too happy to acquiesce to this particular fan fantasy; this time, with the help of her beloved husband/acclaimed porn star Toni Ribas. Her choice in partner was not out of selfishness, however; Akira explains that she knows Ribas can give it to her the way that fans want to see it done. And boy oh boy, does he deliver!

2015-09-21_12-10-00Wearing a ribbon across her tits that makes her look like a present to be unwrapped, Asa Akira crawls up to her husband and gives him a deep kiss, followed by some romantic dick-sucking. I call it romantic because they have an evident chemistry that extends beyond their marital status: these two clearly just can’t keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately, with the way porn’s filming requirements currently stand, Ribas is required to wear a condom throughout this scene; which is always kind of a bummer to watch, but whatever. I can ignore it. After removing the bejeweled butt plug from his wife’s ass, Ribas proceeds to stretch her butthole in every position imaginable, bringing Akira to new heights of ecstasy previously unseen. Her facial expressions say it all: she really, really loves anal.

Scene Five: Submissive, Double-Penetration (with Mick Blue & Carlo Carrera)

2015-09-21_12-12-31Asa Akira’s onscreen presence and sexual appetite tend to dominate any scene she’s in, but fans wanted to see a softer, more submissive side of her for this film. In typical Asa Akira fashion, she decided on a double-penetration scene to show off her obeisant tendencies. With Mick Blue and Carlo Carrera along to “devour her” as she’s fucked by them both; this scene was a great note to finish off the film.

2015-09-21_12-13-36For this scene, Akira starts out with a sultry shower-solo as she prepares to be ravaged by two gorgeous men. This is basically every woman’s fantasy, she just gets to live it. When she enters the bedroom, Blue and Carrera are waiting for her in masquerade masks, looking creepy in a way that turns me on. Akira is undressed and fingered with her hands held behind her back, as Blue makes good use of her mouth by face-fucking her without mercy. Soon, Blue is behind her in doggy-style while Akira attends to Carrera’s massive cock. When she can’t  handle it any longer, Carrera gets behind her and enters her anally, while Blue gets beneath her and fills her pussy. Intense, hardcore DPing ensues with appropriate screams of submissive joy from Akira. This is by far my favorite scene of the movie.

 

2015-09-21_11-57-55Asa Akira: Wicked Fuck Doll showcases one of the best porn stars of our lifetime in an impressive array of genres, while intimately connecting her directly to her fanbase. It’s not often we see a star as versatile as Akira who truly loves every aspect of her job. Her performance in this film makes evident that women can enjoy and display their sexuality to the masses and be empowered-rather than encumbered-by it. If you love Asa Akira as much as I do, this is a movie not to be missed!

Check out Asa Akira: Wicked Fuck Doll now on HotMoviesForHer! And don’t forget to follow me on Twitter @BridgetXXXXXXX, and all of us @hotmoviesforher

 

The First-Ever Hot Movies Commercial!

Yesterday, in a California studio, history was made. Dani Daniels, Skin Diamond, Asa Akira, Claire Robbins, and Ron Jeremy filmed together. It was, shockingly (?), not porn, but it sure as hell looked sexy and had a coy come-hither appeal to it. Here, in an exclusive debut, we invite you to get a look at the behind-the-scenes of our first-ever Hot Movies commercial.

 

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Asa Akira
dani daniels and skin diamond for talktome.com
Dani Daniels and Skin Diamond reppin’ sister site TalkToMe.com
all the girls posing for the hot movies commercial
Dani, Skin, Asa, and Claire Robbins – football porn stars!
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Claire, Skin, Asa, and Dani judge the performance
ron jeremy on olympic rings
It’s the Ron on Rings
ron jeremy stars in the first-ever hot movies commercial
Ron on a black couch. Seems familiar…

 

Stay tuned for updates on where to view the commercial, but you know I’ll be dancing around with glitter when we can finally release it. So exciting!

Free Porn Friday!

Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Addicted 2 Girls’ , scene two, with Samantha Ryan and Lyla Storm.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Lesbian Diaries!

 

Second is Daring Media Group’s , scene four, featuring Yuffie Yulan and Johnny Cockfill.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Mind Games!

 

And lastly, Hard Candy Films’ , scene two, featuring Asa Akira and Alec Knight.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Strap On Desires!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2 – A Trip Down Memory Lane

It’s that time of year when we start looking back at all of our favorite porno reviews.  We get a little sentimental about all of the wonderful smut we watch throughout the year.  Sure, we’ll be doing a top listing of our favorite pervy people, places, and things of 2012, but I thought this one was worth re-posting.  Funny, I wrote this BEFORE the movie and Asa herself won a ton of AVN Awards.  

Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2Around the office, I’m always hearing about how amazing (and hot) Asa Akira is. I decided today was the day to see for myself. I expected nothing one way or the other, as everyone’s taste in makes a good porno performer is different. It just is.

Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2 is up for numerous AVN Awards so it seemed like a good place to start. I was a little worried that it may not be my cup of tea when I saw all of the crazy acts of double penetration and whatnot. Not because I have a problem with anything of the sort, in fact the opposite is true, it’s just that I like to know that all parties involved want, welcome and enjoy them. I was happy to find out from the start that this was indeed the case. The movie opens up with an interview with Asa herself. She talks about Asa Akira Is Insatiable 1 and how she really found herself during that movie. She talks about how both movies have helped her grow and have changed her for the better. She is enjoying being the blossoming sexual being that she is and I find that totally sexy and respectable. I sort of want to give her a high five. Definitely don’t skip this. Give a listen to what she has to say.

Wow. Just. Wow. Scene 1 is intense. Asa and Nacho Vidal are a match made in heaven. I was absolutely blown away. Miss Akira, with a bit in her mouth, totally submitts to Nacho. He is one of those men who really has a handle on rough sex. He knows how to control and make it hurt in just the right ways. He lets you know just how much he cares by choking, slapping, giving your face a nice firm grip, etc. It isn’t forced. It comes natural to him, which is why he is so popular with the ladies. At one point he spits on the mirror and makes her lick it off. To me that is one of the ultimate acts of submitting. Anyway, this scene will punch you in the face with amazing sex. A good chunk of this scene involved some pretty hardcore anal action. At one point it brings tears to Asa’s eyes. Not to worry, though. She explains that she was overwhelmed in a really beautiful way. I love the passion involved here. I love that it isn’t a poor helpless girl who gets coaxed into such acts. I love that she is all about this. It makes my day (and job) a hell of a lot better. I’m not going to give you the play by play. You seriously need to watch this scene if submission and rough sex tickle your bottom.

The rest of the movie goes on to include even more debauchery. It is group sex galore and Asa handles it like a pro. She truly can’t seem to get enough. Not to mention, she is pretty easy on the eyes. The movie is beautifully shot and captures the energy and passion from every performer. Asa Akira, I see what all of the talk is about. You are one badass performer.

Watch Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2 now!

Free Porn Friday!

Last week I was struck by a brilliant idea. Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here? Woah! Is your mind as blown as mine is?!?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Girl Candy Films’ , scene one, with  and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Lesbian Masseuse!

 

Second is Burning Angel’s , scene one, featuring  and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from P.O.V. Punx 6 – Anal Edition!

 

And lastly, Devil’s Films’ , scene one, featuring  and .

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

xoxo
-JD and Ginger

Asa Loves Girls

I totally loved Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2, but I am thrilled to see her in an all girl porno!  Don’t get me wrong, she knows her way around some hot cock, but watching her with other beautiful women is fucking mind blowing, to be quite honest.  Both movies are great, they’re just really different.  Asa is an ultra femme and doesn’t old anything back on the smut screen.  She continues to win all sorts of fancy XXX awards and it is no surprise. Asa Akira is one talented and versatile porn performer.

Asa Loves GirlsMy standout scenes in Asa Loves Girls are scenes 3 and 4. Three stars Asa with the stunning Celeste Star for a hot shower romp.  I love watching wet headed ladies get it on!  Asa can’t seem to get enough of Celeste’s pussy on her tongue and Celeste certainly isn’t sad about it.  What I love the most is watching Asa grind on Celeste’s thigh as she grips the detachable shower head.  After more groping and fucking, the scene ends with the two making out in a pretty-lady-pretzel whilst making out.  Too good.

In scene 4 we get to watch a match-up between Asa and London Keys.  I watched these two together in Belladonna’s Fucking Girls not so long ago and I have yet to tire of them.  They have lots of chemistry and don’t seem terribly distracted by the bright pink and green bed spread they’re fucking on, or the dream catcher hung behind them.  Just sayin’.  These two drive each other crazy – the look on London’s face when Asa licks, rubs or fucks her pussy describes just how amazing she feels.  It is a mix of disbelief and pure bliss.  I like that I can see Asa looking up at her, making sure she is making all of the right moves.  Not that she has anything to question, she is a total pro!

Clearly I enjoyed this girl-girl porno.  If you like femme on femme girly action, you’re going to love this!  It is well shot and the sex is always genuine and exciting.  Check out this free clip from scene 4 (you’re welcome):

Check out the entire free gallery here!

Watch Asa Loves Girls now!

Love,

Ginger