Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Can you seriously believe that today is the last day of August?! The summer is rapidly coming to an end and soon we are going to have to put away our shorts and flip flops and pull out the scarfs. But for now, we are still sweating it out and ready to celebrate the middle of the week with some Humpday Link Love, so let’s get to it!
- Graffiti artists are taking their tags to a whole new medium – pretty ladies. Shriiimp.com is a whole site featuring graffiti art expressed on women’s bodies. Yes, I get the whole female body as an object angle, but really, I think it’s really fucking hot. Thanks for the post about it, Violet Blue.
Daring Media Group’s Girls reeks of high production value. The women are stunning and each camera angle is calculated without losing any of the artistry. The girl-girl sex, while it doesn’t have that “real feel” that you get from an Abby Winters movie, is hot and totally believable. You can absolutely tell that director Kendo had a vision for this porno.
The dramatic music and camera angles/ use of filters gave this porno that “epic” feel. It was as if Stanley Kubrick was going for a jog and a droplet of his sweat fell on this movie. That’s really the best way I can describe it.
Scene 1 was the most intriguing for me. Two dark haired beauties, each wearing gloves, pearls and great shoes fuck their hearts out. While this scene totally did it for me, I have to say that I loved the look of the gloves, but the whole finger fucking with cloth covered fingers sort of confused me. It was aesthetically pleasing, but not necessarily practical. I’m not sure why you’d put dry cloth in a perfectly wet pussy. I suppose one must make sacrifices for the sake of art. With that being said, the sex is abounding with pussy licking and finger fucking. They throw in a swirly red vibrator for good measure as well as anal satisfaction. The artistic nature of this movie did not distract from the enjoyment of the screwing. You could still totally get off to it.
Perhaps I noticed this because I boast an impressive 5 feet tall, but I have to point out that these two ladies looked fantastic with their long legs spread and bent on the table as the fucked.
All of the elements came together to form a piece of porn art. It isn’t so abstract that you can’t enjoy the sex, but it maintains its creative integrity. The sets, make up, lighting, camera work, music and sex fit together just right. Somehow Kendo makes you feel both classy and dirty while you jerk off.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch! We’ve scoured the internet to bring you all the sexy news/links that are fit to print. We’ve got a bunch this week, so let’s get to it!
- Take a look at these colored squares, then back away from your computer and take a second look. Pretty awesome, right? Artist Adam Connelly creates these amazingly sexy pixelated porno paintings. A new appreciation for the arts? I think so.
- And speaking of art, a bunch of street artists from Freedom From Porn went around San Francisco showing Apple how unhappy folks are with their anti-porn policy on iPhones and iPads. (via Buzzfeed)
Sometimes porn is all about the fucking. Other times it’s about the romance and sensuality. And then there is the porn that’s more performance and WTF moments than anything else. Yep, artsy porn, that’s what I’m talking about. Those movies that blur the line between porn and art… and pretty much have us glued to the screen. Today we bring you five of our top artporn flicks – to confuse you, thrill you, turn you on, and generally get you thinking about more than the old in and out.
Eyelashes: I could really make this whole list from movies directed by Eon Mckai, but in the name of diversity, I chose to stick with one. And of course the one I picked is full of magnifying glasses, which create a whole new way to view porn.
Voluptuous Biker Babes: Three dance divas (including my zaftig porno girlfriend April Flores) get lost in the desert and must face a sassy dance cult leader to escape. Yes, it sounds straightforward, but think again. This flick is totally John Waters meets Russ Meyer*, with lots of extra porno action. Watch it now!
* This movie is based off his 1965 classic “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Live In My Secrets: This Kimberly Kane fetish flick features a scene with Sasha Grey and Kane getting busy while covered in strawberry jam. The fact that it looks like blood only adds to the avant garde attitude. Gotta love it… and be so confused by it all.
Cafe Flesh: This ’80s post-apocalyptic cult classic sees the world break into two factions – the Sex Negatives (99% of the population) and the Sex Positives (the remaining 1%), the latter of which performs in a kinky cabaret for the Negatives, that are unable to touch other people. The opening scene features a housewife fucking a giant rat, with three adult babies in highchairs in the background. WTF is right! Such a good movie!
Tail of a Bondage Model: Madison Young brings us this artsy fetish “tail” that a one point has her tied up and suspended by the ceiling along side a tied up type writer. If that isn’t performance art, I don’t know what is.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s Wednesday again and there is a lot going on in the sexy world, so let’s skip the pleasantries and get to it!
- The rumor that the Olympic village is pretty much one giant orgy is not quieted by some of the action we’ve seen on the ice this year – especially during Ice Dancing. The Frisky rounded up some of the… “hottest” stuff we’ve seen on ice so far. Including the U.K. brother/sister team of Kerr and Kerr pictured. Yeah, you read that right… bother/sister team. Woah, right?
Hosted by EdenFantasys on the East Coast, the show featured a collection of painted plaster pussies cast from April Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy. Going from plain white with a signature on the side, to all out sculpture decorated, these vibrant vulvae were seriously amazing.
Unfortunately April and Carlos arrived later due to crappy weather, so I never did get to actually meet them. Sigh. Oh well, the porn world isn’t that big. I’m sure our paths will cross again.
Anyway, I had to share some of my absolute favorite pieces from the show. Stupidly, I didn’t get some of the names/artists. I was too busy looking at pretty pussies. Sue me. [Edit - I found the names online!]
“Cockfight” by Mo Moussa [Philly Artist!]
So fitting. So bright and detailed… but mostly so fitting.
“The Great Deceivers” by Eric Eaton [Philly Artist!]
How cool is this? The little sculptures are really cool… and apparently have their wangs out. Check out this close up, sans penises.
Close Up!
“I Porked Her” by JoKa [Philly Artist!]
I didn’t get a picture of the side, but it was painted exactly like a ham, bone and all. Somehow I knew this would be “bone-in.”
“Diamond In The Muff” (By, from what I can read in the card, Carol Queen and a few others)
I just thought this one was super magical with all the gold.
Seriously, there were a ton of rad pieces in the show, but alas, I didn’t take pictures of all of them. Again, I was distracted by the abundance of vag. Can you blame me?
I was also luck enough to meet Victoria and the rest of the Eden folks, including Carrie Ann, and twitter followers ansleyagnello and her lady!
All in all, Saturday was fun, rainy and full of lots of fabulous art!
April Flores is coming to Philly this weekend! The zaftig porno goddess and her husband/director Carlos Batts are bringing their Love Toy Art Show to The Painted Bride on Saturday night thanks to EdenFantasys!
The show is made up of art pieces made from April Flores’ bits. Well, not actually her bits really, more like moldings of her bits. A while back, April had her crotch turned into a sex toy – the first plus size one made off of a real star, and instead of just having an amazing cyberskin replica of her pussy, thighs and belly bottom, Flores and Batts had a bunch of L.A. artists paint plaster casts of the toy and had a hit art show back in May. After another terrific show in San Francisco and a bunch of new pussy pieces, their art show is comin’ to town! My Town! Read the rest of this entry »
Sexuality educator/artist Midori’s “The Loveseat” is on display now at Madison Young’sFemina Potens Art Gallery in San Francisco, along with the rest of her one-woman exhibition entitled “Plastics.”
Author, educator and artist, Midori, is turning the gallery into a delightfully disturbing plastic sanctum, predominantly utilizing the iconic blow-up doll. No one ever admits to buying these dolls, let alone using one, and yet they are produced in vast quantities, in the sweatshops of developing nations. Constructed to represent a fetishized image of desire, the dolls in turn are produced and fed to a hungry society of insecurity and fear. In this interactive installation Midori critiques and revels in all things beautifully grotesque. (Femina Potens)
She’s baaaack! And bringing lots of plaster pussies with her. That’s right, zaftig porno queen April Flores is heading back into the art gallery world with her one-night only display of artwork created on plaster castings of her bits. Back in May, L.A.’s La Luz de Jesus Gallery featured eight amazing pussy pieces (made from the same mold that was used to create her Topco Cyberskin Pussy) that had been painted and manipulated into really cool works of art. This time around Flores and her hubby/curator Carlos Batts are celebrating her famous vag up in San Francisco on Sept. 16th. Oh man, SF gets everything good!
Best part:
“BBW fans are going to think they’ve died and gone to heaven,” Carlos Batts said. “We have all eight of the artists that participated in the first exhibit at La Luz de Jesus [in Los Angeles] in May, and we’ve added five new local artists from the San Francisco area. The best part of all is that it’s free and open to the public.”
If you are in San Francisco, or visiting on Sept. 16, definitely check out this fabulous evening of super sexy sex inspired art.
Here’s the info:
The April Flores’ Love Toy Art Show and Glamazons DVD Release Party is scheduled for 5-7 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 16. Admission is free and the event is open to the public at the Good Vibrations Polk Street Gallery, located at 1620 Polk St., San Francisco.
Oh, and don’t forget to give April a giant hug from me!
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