I am on vacation. A real vacation that involves airplanes, cruise boats, tropical destinations and time alone with my girlfriend. I really can’t imagine anything better. While I did not bring my laptop away with us, I did think about it, purely based on the fact that internet in the room equals porn, and we have some pretty freaking amazing stuff that would be perfect to watch in a locked stateroom with your partner and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign hanging on the door. Here are the top five movies I would have wanted us to watch on our paradise vacay, had I just bit the bullet and packed my powerbook.
Crash Pad Series – Episode 10: Vai’s Solo: Vai is one of the hottest gals I’ve encountered in the pornosphere. Something about her shy smile and the way that she squirts buckets just gets to me… in a totally good and swoon worthy way. I have yet to introduce this Crash Pad cutie to my life outside of work, and I figure this is as perfect a time as any.
Good Dyke Porn: With a title like Good Dyke Porn, you know right off the bat that you aren’t getting any crap. Just hot queers rollin’ around in the hay and havin’ a good time. And when it comes to limited vacation time fun, you need to know you are getting your selection right the first time.
Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: This newest Tristan Taormino flick features five popular porn stars taking on their own rough sex fantasies with partners of their own choice. If that doesn’t sound like the hottest set up in porno history, I’m really not sure what does. With Sasha Grey, Satine Phoenix and Derrick Pierce among the roster, I know this movie is going to shoot to the top of my must watch again list – vacation or no vacation.
First Dates: Watching April Flores get plowed as she’s on all fours atop a grungy bar is definitely the highlight of this super sexy, super cute all girl fuck fest. Three scenes of non-stop girl-girl excitement and a fun blind date plot is just what the cruise director ordered!
Coffee, Tea Or Me: Like I said, we’re taking a plane, so what better than mile high hotness to give us a few ideas?
Back in April when I was up at the Feminist Porn Awards in Toronto, I got to not only meet, but hang out with none other than queer porn performer/director and brains behind NoFauxxx.com, Miss Courtney Trouble. Over lunch we chatted about some upcoming projects and she mentioned a film she was working on that features a bunch of different classic scenes revamped and queered up. I just about fell off my chair in a fit of desire for this movie to get to my eyes immediately. And finally the time has come… well, the movie isn’t released yet, but I did find a trailer that works (via TinyNibbles - also some of it was shot in Violet Blue’s apartment as well).
Ladies and Gents, I bring you Courtney Trouble’s Nostalgia:
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek. I know it’s a short week, but Monday went so fast that it seems like it was pretty much a dream, and we are back again with looking forward to Friday at 5. No worries though, because it’s Humpday and it’s time to celebrate with a little link lovin’.
Let’s get to it!
- The Air Sex World Championships are hitting the road in search of 2009 champ! Like air guitar, but sexier, air sex is all about playing with something that isn’t there- be it bass or boobs (like pictured above). The tour is stopping at 15 U.S. cities (sadly skipping Philly) to find the best of the best. Could you be the next Air Sex Champion? (via TinyNibbles)
- Porn star Stormy Daniels is thinking about running for Senate. The AP reports that Daniels is seriously considering the race and has formed a committee to look into running for the seat held by Louisiana Republican David Vitter. While it’s a little unconventional, sure, the way I see it is, if the Terminator can govern California, I see no reason why this can’t happen. Dream big! (via TinyNibbles)
… or should I say Nostalgia, as that the title of Courtney Trouble‘s latest movie. Trouble, queer porn director extraordinaire, brings zaftig beauty April Flores to the screen in a way we have yet to see, and I, for one, was totally blown away from the first second. And lucky us, Trouble put a scene from the movie online. Woohoo!
Alright, so it’s not exactly the kind of porn you’re probably used to seeing, and it’s a bit graphic in the fake blood/fake suicide type of way, but really, we’re all adults here and we know good art/porn/sex/amazingness when we see it. You’ve been warned… now swoon away.
Happy Hump Day! Lots of links to give lovin’ to, so let’s get it goin’!
- What would happen of sex blogger Violet Blue welcomed April Flores, Kimberly Kane, Courtney Trouble, Pepper, Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and Carlos Batt into her living room for an evening of debauchery? The most amazing hotness ever captured on film, obviously. Just look at the picture posted above! Last Friday Violet Blue did just that when the aforementioned folks’ porn shooting locale fell through. She should get some sort of sexy commendation for helping get those people all naked in the same room. I CAN NOT WAIT to see!
- Speaking of sexy, check out the world’s first steampunk vibrator! Ani Now, an engineering student with a minor in human sexuality, merged her interests to create this compressed air run metal vibe that is the epitome of functional art. For all you San Francisco people, the vibe is on display at Madison Young’s Femina Potens art gallery. (via The Frisky) Read the rest of this entry »
April Flores and Carlos Batts make a great team. With Batts behind the camera and Flores in front, the married couple bring depth and sex appeal to everything they touch. Their movies are artful, kinky and a totally different perspective on porn. Oh, and they don’t really ever make a ton of sense. Not that porn needs to make sense really, and their movies are so colorful and visually stunning that I’m okay with sacrificing a concrete plot.
While I really enjoyed this movie and plan to add it to my ‘watch again’ list, I do have a warning to pass along. If it’s hardcore XXX you’re looking for, better keep clicking. There is no penetration or sex at all. There are a ton of April Flores’ sexy poses and lots of shots of her naked, but alas, no one gets fucked. We do get three separate instance of April peeing outside though, which I think seems like a lot for flick less than 45 minutes long.
Scene two was my favorite of the movie. T-girl EK and Flores got naked and played on a bed together. EK injected something into her cock, and while I’m not sure what it was, seeing a hypodermic needle in a movie was a total boner killer for me, as I am terrified of needles. Fortunately the rest of the scene was really hot and brought me back into my worked up state. They touch and squirm and hump a bunch, which I loved, but when it comes to getting off, it’s the hardcore action I crave. This movie would be great for someone looking for something a little more attention grabbing and less the old bump and grind.
After a weekend away in Toronto and two days out of the office, I’ve been a busy, busy pervy pants, trying to fit in all my porn watchin’ and recap writin’ into what seems like the fastest 8 hour days I’ve ever experienced. While fast days are usually a good thing, these ones are flying by to the point that I look at the clock once, then the next time I glance that way, it’s 4 hours later! That said, I wanted to make sure all you slowwwww day people were getting love too. And is there a more perfect day to celebrate that love than Humpday!? I think not! So, for all you trucking through a slow ass Wednesday, this link love is for you.
Let’s get to it!
- What does a sex worker look like? Audacia Ray and a bunch of people at the “Speak Up! Media Skills for the Empowered Sex Worker” seminar (including Dylan Ryan!) created this awesome PSA to show everyone how sex workers are just like you and I.
- Bondage wear and kinky toys are being manufactured in Karachi, Pakistan… in a small facility next to a mosque and the offices of a radical Islamic organization. While that may seem totally suprising to us, it is, in reality, a very lucrative and thriving business choice in the region. As well, many women that are piecing together the corsets and backless spanking skirts have no idea what they are making. For me this raises questions of informed consent, even though it’s just manufacturing… but I thought it was definitely something to post. (via Jezebel)
- Though writing porn reviews can be a totally fun and interesting job, it too can have it’s down sides just like anything else. Who wants to watch more porn when they get home from watching 8 hours of it? Not me, and can I just say that it’s nice to hear someone else’s first person account. (via The Frisky)
When I first started working here at HM4Her, there were a ton of porn stars that I had never heard of before. Sure I knew the bigger names in porn for women – like Candida Royalle and Nina Hartley, but I was far from an expert in all the amazing women I would soon get to know intimately… on film. I remember the first time I ever watched April Flores on screen. I saw the box cover of Voluptuous Life and knew that it was the next movie I needed to review. A zaftig chick myself, it was awesome to see a curvy lady take over the film in a totally hot and thoroughly non-exploitative way. As I took in more and more of her movies and get to chat with her over email a few times, I got to know April Flores and more than just the knockout bombshell posing for the camera. I met an extremely smart and talented woman with a giant heart and a confidence to match. Her passion for bringing sexy big gals to the screen fuels my girl boner and has me super excited to talk about my Top 5 April Flores flicks! Read the rest of this entry »
The 2009 Feminist Porn Awards, my favorite porn awards show of the year, is coming up later this week and not only am I super excited to see who takes home awards, I am extra thrilled because I get to be there! That’s right, HM4Her is sponsoring this grass-roots celebration of revolutionary sex positivity and hot, hot movies and I get to be a part of the action! I even get to present an award, which I am all squeallly (and crazy nervous) about. So, in honor of The Feminist Porn Awards taking place this week, I am dedicating the Top Five Tuesday to talking about my top five 2009 nominees. Picking only five titles out of the ridiculously awesome pool of nominees was really difficult and more than once I found myself thinking about renaming this week as “Top Ten Tuesday,” but eventually I settled on five that really grabbed my attention and had me fanning myself as I watched. Enjoy! Read the rest of this entry »
After being at Dinah all weekend, traveling and recovering, there was, of course, a ton to catch up on when we finally got back to our desks on Wednesday. Unfortuantely, one of the sacrifices of the week was Humpday’s link love. And while it had to be done, I was not happy about it. So I decided, what the hell, let’s just finish off the week with a little lovin’… especially since a whole bunch of lucky people have off of work today.
Let’s get to it!
- Fat chicks are awesome and anyone who would call a BBW pornstar a heifer and make jokes about Baconators should not be writing for the adult industry, especially in a well respected magazine. Thanks to amazing zaftig porno queen April Flores speaking out, hopefully disrespectful crap like that won’t make it to print again.
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