The best way to describe this latest Carlos Batt venture is that it’s kinda like an acid trip mixed with one of John Waters’ earlier movies. I watched the whole thing, credits to credits, and fuck if I could tell what even went on. But for me, as long as I get to watch April Flores get plowed with a strap-on cock or wield a dick herself, I am totally sold. Her zaftig body, with its perfect curves, and seductively sassy smile always keeps me coming back for more.
I really wish I could explain this movie in full, but I don’t even think they make the right words that would encompass the sheer bizarre/amazingness. First up a trio of badass beauties get stranded in the desert with a broken down car, then a group of dancing desert cult members led by the louder than life Pa Fuschia come around in a golf cart. Then there is a tea house involved. Get it? Yeah, see what I mean about the lack of words? Anyway, the point is, among the dance interludes, crazy plot and fabulously strange wardrobe, there is a ton of super hot fucking scenes, including a few with the lovely Miss Flores. My favorite was definitely scene one, where Flores and blond bombshell Bunny De La Cruz go at it atop a bed in a truck randomly in the middle of the desert. Lots of intense nipple licking gives way to pussy eating and both gals getting their holes filled with hot cock, both strap-on and in the flesh (which goes into scene two).
While I may not make this movie a go-to flick when I want some nice and easy plot-driven porn, this face paced thrill ride is definitely going on my list of favorites.
I love porn. Duh, right? Of course I love watching hot sex on screen, but when it comes to porn, sometimes there’s so much more to love than just what’s on the surface. One of my favorite things about porn is the people that make it – whether they are starring in the movies or behind the camera. And while sure, I’d love to see any of these five amazing porn folks naked and squirming in pleasure, I’d also actually love to hang out with them too. They all seem like so much fun!
So, here, in no particular order, are my top 5 porn people I want meet up with for drinks and hang outs.
(I will have to put a little disclaimer that these are people I’ve never actually met. There are a few other people I would have added that I have alreadyhungout with and are amazing, but that didn’t seem fair to include them. And Nina Hartley was a given, so I figured I’d assume everyone already knows she tops the list.)
Fat people have sex. I know, I know, our whole lives we’ve been told that to be pretty (and sexy) we have to be skinny. And if we aren’t skinny, we should not only not have sex, we should feel bad about our bodies and not want to share them with other people. Well, I don’t know about you, but I offer up a big FUCK YOU to that mentality. And apparently I’m not alone.
Researchers recently studied a 2002 national survey and found that overweight women have more heterosexual sex than women of “normal” weight (which, I suppose means their BMI falls within a specific number range). According to the study published in Obstetrics & Gynecology, 92 percent of overweight women reported having a history of sexual intercourse with a man, as opposed to 87 percent of women with a normal body mass index. This, or course, blew the researchers minds. (via Jezebel)
For me, horror movies and porn go together like peanut butter and jelly. They just work so well as a team. And with Halloween coming up just around the corner, I get plenty of excuses to watch and write about as many scary sex flicks as I want! Sure, some of those ’80s porns with big hair and lots of rouge are pretty scary themselves, but when it comes to fright night, these Top 5 Halloween pornos are what I want to see. Blood, guts and boning! Happy Halloween!
Violet Blue’s blog is one of my favorites – it’s sexy, smart and original. Her most recent post talks about a new film from Adam & Eve and director Carlos Batts, Voluptuous Biker Babes. I was excited as soon as I saw it starred a Hm4Her Favorite, April Flores. Anyways, check out the trailer because it looks amazing!
If Blade Runner had hardcore fucking, I might have liked it better. Flip that around and you’ve got my feelings on Kiss Attack. Yes, I definitely enjoyed the sex, especially when it involved the amazing April Flores, but no, I have no fucking clue what was happening plotwise. Part vampire fuck fest, part action movie, part comic book, this movie was a whole lot of plot, but very little cohesive story. Well, at least not to me. I will admit that the acting was pretty decent and some of these costumes were awesome – think Jean Paul Gaultier meets Anne Rice. Understanding the plot or not, I had no confusion as to which scene totally blew me away as my favorite of the six. Scene two features the red hot red headed Flores, along with vixen Claire Adams and a whole bunch of lubed up sex toys ready to go! The minute the clothes start flying, it’s near impossible to take your eyes off the screen. Whether they were kissing and caressing each other’s breasts or pounding into one another with strapped-on cocks, watching Flores and Adams roll around together made this movie a winner in my book!
We currently live in an age where access to images of beautiful women is merely one click away at any given time. Our magazine stands have had to make room for the onslaught of new, sexy publications and our base of photographers has opened its borders to include a new army of camera-wielding aspirants who want to capture provocative imagery of their friend, wife, or girl-next-door. Girls who never thought they could include modeling in their repertoire of experience, because of their non-mainstream attributes are now finding homes for their various arrays of height and weight, bold hair colors and body modifications. And while all of that, in essence, is what art is about? expansion and transcendence of societal norms mingling with divine aesthetic presentation and superior artistic skill, this recent complete saturation of the market makes finding something truly outstanding a rarity? Like finding that proverbial needle within the haystack. Discovering a treasure that rises above being easily categorized, that breaks apart from the world it was created in, and itself becomes a muse and an aspirant, creating its own universe. April Flores is that rare, exploding glorious and exciting gem.
Don’t forget to check out an intimate look at April’s life in Voluptuous Life!
Now that I’ve seen this movie, I can’t understand how I thought my life was complete without having April Flores in it. The definition of zaftig sex diva, Flores looks directly into the camera, and with one sultry gaze you know you’d do anything for her. Plus, a new look in every scene and clothing shed in favor of sexy half corsets and stiletto platform heels do total justice to her fierce sex appeal – as well as make up for the fact that there isn’t much sex in this film. You can head straight to scene six if your looking for something a little more hardcore, but just know that you’ll be missing out on some really hot action if that’s all you watch. -J.D. Bauchery
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