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2013 Feminist Porn Awards Winners and Review by Kelly Shibari

Attending the 2013 Feminist Porn Awards (Finally!)

I’d never been to Toronto for Good For Her’s Feminist Porn Awards. I’ve been nominated several times, and even won an award for Honoured Website in 2011 for http://PaddedKINK.com – which I had the lovely April Flores accept on my behalf. This year, I was lucky enough to get to go as a HotMoviesForHer representative, which came with a really nice (though slightly anxiety-causing) set of perks!

2013 Feminist Porn Awards

The Capitol Event Theatre is an absolutely beautiful location, complete with great architecture throughout reminiscent of a turn-of-the-century theatre. The balcony upstairs was reserved for VIP guests of the Awards, and I think they definitely had a premium view of all of the festivities – from the semi-formally dressed nominees to the antics of the frisky, sexy, show attendees, it was a beautiful, dreamlike space full of revelers of all kinds.

This was the eighth year that the Awards had taken place, and in line with current trends, they named this year’s Awards show “50 Shades of Porn,” which also described the eclectic crowd and the varied topics covered in the nominated films.

The crowd at the 2013 Feminist Porn Awards

Hosts Lex Vaughn (of Queer as Folk and Short Bus fame) and Ryan G Hinds (of Hedwig fame, amongst many other credits) were brilliant and hilarious in their turns both on and off the stage – with Vaughn mostly on stage and Ryan hopping on and off stage to do random interviews with nominees and show-goers alike to the delight of the audience. Live performances gave the viewers a reprive from the Awards show, the highlight of which was a beautiful yet raunchy burlesque number to the tune of Bell Biv Devoe’s “Poison” by the lovely Coco La Crème (who is also Artistic Director for the Awards).

It was a delight to see films that I had seen the night before at the Public. Provocative. Porn screening, including Because I Want You to Watch and Biodildo. The biggest cheers from the crowd came, though, when Krutch won for Sexiest Short – and most deservedly so. It wasn’t just the sexiest “crip porn” I had ever seen, but probably one of the sexiest short films I’d seen this year, I was definitely one of the loudest of those who cheered for Mia Gimp and Clark Matthews (an interview with them is forthcoming!).

Hotmoviesforher.com 2013 FPA Banner

As a rep for HotMoviesForHer, my main obligation was to present the Movie of the Year. As much as I like performing, doing interviews and running seminars and workshops, I always seem to get super nervous when it comes to speaking on a stage to a large group of people. Luckily, my presentation speech was written up for me, and though my hands were shaking, I was able to present the award at the very end of the evening.

The party went well into the night after the Awards was over – staff and volunteers cleared the lower seating area to make room for dancing…but many of us had to be up early the next morning for the Feminist Porn Conference at the University of Toronto, and had to duck out right after the Awards.

The winners of the 2013 Feminist Porn Awards are as follows:

2013 Feminist Porn Award Winners

Sexiest Short

  • Biodildo,
Christian Slaughter

Sexiest Short

  • Krutch,
Clark Matthews

Steamiest Straight Movie

Sexiest Star Feature

Most Sensual Softcore Movie

  • The Pleasure Professionals,
Justine Mii

Smutty Schoolteacher Award for Sex Education

Golden Beaver Award for Canadian Content

  • Because I Want You To Watch, The Madame

Hottest Dyke Film

2013 Trailblazer

  • Nan Kinney

2013 Indie Porn Icon

Most Tantalizing Trans Film

Hottest Kink Movie

Hottest Vignette

  • A Taste of Joy,
Petra Joy

Steamiest Romantic Movie

Heartthrob Of The Year

Heartthrob Of The Year

Movie Of The Year

  • Infidelité/ Infidelity
Ovidie

2013 Honoured Websites

  • ftmfucker.com
  • WolfHudsonIsBad.com
  • PornographicLove.com

2013 Honourable Mentions

  • Connections: Real Couples, Joyful Sex,
Ms. Naughty
  • Amber,
Gala Vanting, Frank Ly
  • Consent: Society,
Lynsey G
Crystal Delights FPA
Feminist Porn Awards 2013 Crystal Delights Trophy

Riding Into the Sunset – J.D. Bauchery Says Goodbye!

Well, my friends, the time has come.  After 5 and a half years, today is my last day at HotMoviesForHer.com.  While I inherited the site from a bunch of amazing women (Venus, Essin’ Em and The Porn Librarian, to name a few), over the years I’ve come to consider HM4Her my baby.  It has been a great honor to help create a space to talk about women’s sexuality and offer up hot movies for all to watch and enjoy.  I am lucky to have had the opportunity to help folks get off for such a long time!

As I wrap up my time here, I wanted to look back a little and reminisce over some of the awesome stuff that I’ve had the chance to experience. For time’s sake, I’ll keep it to a brief top five.

1.  I’ve worked with some pretty freaking awesome people in the time that I’ve been at HM4Her.  Seriously, these ladies are bad ass!  (Pics are JD and The Porn Librarian; Ginger, Jo and JD; Ginger and JD; and Janie and JD)

       

And got to meet some amazing folks in the biz, like Erika Lust, April Flores, Carol QueenNina Hartley and Jiz Lee, among so many others.

     

2.  I got to use the blog as a teaching tool to offer up realistic, non-judgmental sex education to the masses, in a way that I never thought was preachy or uncomfortable.  My favorite sexy education posts I’ve written are:

– My very first blog post: Introducing J.D. – Your Newest Sexpert Extraordinaire, which talked about anal sex.

HotMovies4Her Sex Tips – Getting Real About 4 Popular Sex Beliefs

HotMovies4Her Tips – How To Be An Empowered Submissive

HotMovies4Her Tips – Goal-Oriented vs. Pleasure-Oriented Sexin’

Hot Pink: Sex and Cancer

3.  I’ve had the amazing fortune of getting to go to The Dinah and The Feminist Porn Awards for multiple years and connect with our readers/viewers.  I love talking to people about HotMoviesForHer and porn in general.  There is nothing quite like seeing someone realize for the first time that there really is porn out there they they could enjoy.

The Dinah!

      

The Feminist Porn Awards!

 

 

4.  Over the last five years, I have reviewed an insane amount of sex toys.  Like a lot a lot.  My toybox runneth over for real.  Some of my absolute favorite toys to review were:

– SpareParts’ Joque Harness
– Topsy Turvy
– Kinklab’s Triple Leather Slapper
– Fleshlight Freaks – Frankenstein
– Handmade Leather Restraints From Project TransAction
 -Pure Wand
– Hitachi Magic Wand

5.  And lastly, the porn.  Seriously guys, I can’t even pick a few movies to put in a list here.  I’ve watched a ridiculous about of porn in the last five years – some of it good, some of it bad, but all of it pervy, just the way I love it.

Thank you all for making my last five years awesome.

Adios.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

I Want To Sleep With Nina Hartley

This morning I woke up vaguely remembering that April Flores showed up in my dream last night.  I honestly can’t recall exactly what I was dreaming about, but I do know that it didn’t involve anything sexual… at least I’m pretty sure about that.  Bummer, right?

Anyway, over breakfast I was telling my fiance about April appearing in my dream, which led to a conversation about which porn performers we would most want to hump.  His pick was Wolf Hudson, which is no shocker there (yum!), but I was actually kind of surprised who came out of my mouth.

I really thought I would most want to get busy with some of the hot masculine-of-center queers I always talk about, or a fierce zaftig femme, like April, but to my own unexpected amazement, I chose Nina Hartley.


While I am surprised that she came out of my mouth automatically, it’s actually not all that shocking that I would be excited to sleep with Nina Hartley.  She is a sexy, confident woman who knows exactly what she likes, and knows how to explain it to other people in a way that keeps the moment hot and makes her lovers feel like total studs.  She gives the perfect amount of guidance and feedback while she is getting off, and always offers us up delicious, real orgasms.  And when she is in the driver’s seat, Hartley is the kind of partner that makes sure you are having the best time you can possibly be having. Also, she is a badass sex educator, so really, are we that shocked that I would be smitten here?

So there you have it, my dream porno hook up is the fabulous Nina Hartley (who just so happened to have a birthday this week.  Happy 54th, Nina!).

What about you?  Which performer would you most want to get it on with?

xoxo
-JD

 

 

 

 

Top Five Tuesday – We Love Jiz (Lee)!

I know it’s only Tuesday, but I am already thinking about the weekend.  What are you up to this weekend?  Not sure yet?  Well, I already have my weekend planned out.  I’ll be in New York City, rocking out the GLBT Expo for HotMoviesForHer, with the boys from GayHotMovies (including stars Jimmy Durano and Trenton Ducati) and Jiz Lee, who will be signing for us.

Oh yeah, you read that right – JIZ LEE.  They are heading back to NYC to spend some time at the booth with us, signing autographs for fans and generally being awesome.  And because of that, I decided that I would get myself revved up to Jiz love with this new list of my favorite Jiz filled flicks.  Sure, I’ve done this before, but seriously, do you blame me for doing it again?



This is Jiz Lee going at it solo in a grimy bathroom.  Need I say more?  Shot with a green tint and background music that is clearly from the bar on the other side of the restroom door, this five minute Jiz jack comes off so deliciously seedy and totally scummy.  I love it.

–  brings us this four scene movie that features some of the hottest names in queer porn, including two of my favorite dirty birds ever –  and Jiz Lee! I can barely describe in words how awesome both April and Jiz look in this movie. Both done up in amazingly sexy (and hard to describe) styles, they bring a kinky intensity that is seriously riveting. Featuring a strapped-on mouth tray, double-headed dildo action and everything in between, this scene was the stand out of the bunch.
This being one of Jiz’s first pornos, I decided it needed to be included in this list.  Jiz is so fresh in the biz that they are listed under the nom de plume Beau Flex! Awww.  And lucky us, we get 2 different scenes starring the fantastic Lee – one with Courtney Trouble and one with Papi Coxxx and Wil Thrustwell.  The whole thing is amazingly goofy and fun, while still being so freaking hot!
Tristan Taormino talking about female orgasms?  Sign me up!  The entire movie is awesome, especially scene 4 with Jiz and Madison Young getting busy with gloves and a Hitachi Magic Wand.  You should definitely watch the whole thing, but if you happen to only have half an hour to play with, check out scene 4!

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This movie has made the top five tuesday list more than a few times for a reason.  Seriously, Belladonna is magical.  Just like the last movie in this list, this whole video is one you need to watch, whether you are checking out Jiz, , April Flores,  or .  I’m serious, friends, you want to watch this one.

If you are in NYC, you should definitely come on by the Expo!!

xoxo
JD

Porn Invades The Lady Blogs!

Two of our favorite performers recently took to the lady blogs to give a little insight into their own personal experiences within the industry.  Both pieces are fantastic and so worth a read!

First I stumbled upon the zaftig porno goddess of my dreams, April Flores, on xoJane.com talking about her experiences growing up fat and what impact it has had on her life.

Take a look at this little snippet:

I decided that I would use my body and body of work to challenge the ideals of beauty and what is considered desirable. I decided that I wanted to make a statement to other women of size and to the world that fat women can be seen as attractive and that we can, and should explore and enjoy our sexuality. I wanted to show other women that they don’t have to wait until they lost x amount of weight to feel sexy and worthy. I want to show them that we can enjoy the bodies that they currently inhabit.

I feel fortunate because I have had success with spreading my message to women across the world, and my work has been well received. I am proud because my work in adult film has gotten me many firsts, and has opened doors for other plus sized performers. I was the first plus sized performer to be on the cover of AVN Magazine. I am the first ever BBW to have sex toys molded from my body, which is great because it sent the message that there is a demand and market for sex toys that represent a more diverse body size.

Oh man, that April Flores is something else!  Definitely read the whole piece over at xoJane.

And then earlier today Janie sent me a link to Jezebel, where the fabulous Dylan Ryan posted a blog about why she wanted to get into the porno biz and what it means to her to be a feminist porn star.

Here’s a little bit:

My engagement with porn was not one challenged by shame. I respected the women who I saw in the films and had little to no preconceived judgments about them, but I would find myself critiquing them as performers and considering what I would do differently and better. I had experienced sex in my personal life as a mostly positive, enjoyable, and liberating experience. I wanted to see that experience in the porn I was consuming. Like many female viewers, I had difficulty relating to the women in these films and their sexual presentations. Their bodies looked different from mine, and they seemed to embody a sexuality that was foreign to me, one of extreme femininity: vulnerable but hypersexual, passive but sexually desiring, ready for any sex act but without the impetus to make it happen. It seemed as if sex was happening “to” these women rather than with them or because of their choices or motivations. I didn’t imagine that the actresses hated having sex, but rather that they were performing in a venue that discouraged their personal expression. I wanted to know what they looked like when they had sex in their real lives, and I wanted to see that onscreen.

This is a seriously awesome article and you need to read it.  Head over to Jezebel for the whole thing!

I don’t know about you, but I, for one, am so damn happy these women exist and are out there spreading the word about the amazing work they do!

Go get your read on, then come watch them in action (you can even watch them together in Roulette Toronto)!

xoxo
-JD

My TOP Top Five Tuesdays

Oddly enough, I’m getting verklempt over writing my last ever Top Five Tuesday post.  I decided to go with my favorite Top Five lists that either meant a little something to me or that tickled me.  Whoa!  Not like that, pervs!  Anyway, I hope you enjoy this lists of lists and my very last Top Five Tuesday.

What The Fuck - Invasion Of The Booty Snatchers

Top 5 What The Fuck
Oh man, I love a good porno from the WTF category.  They’re good for a laugh and sometimes even a little dry heaving.  WTF movies aren’t like your average pornos and that is a good thing.  Invasion Of The Booty Snatchers and Coco Velvett: The Hand Biting And Arm Biting Nurse.  Yeah, you want to watch them.  I know.  I’m going to miss getting paid to watch the, that’s for sure!
A Newbie's Top 5 - Content
A Newbie’s Top 5 This is my very first Top Five Tuesday ever.  I can say that I still think I picked some pretty great movies.  I would still put Content in my favorite porno list.  It’s hot and dirty, just the way I like it.
Female Directed Rough Sex - Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex 3 Top Female-Directed Rough Sex Pornos It is no secret that I’m a fan of the rough sex.  I especially love it when there is a female calling the shots during said rough sex.  I made this post in honor of my the pervy and talented ladies that create a lot of the smut that tickles my eyes.  J.D. and I reviewed Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3 – Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind scene by scene.  It was pretty earth shattering and if you haven’t already watched it, you need to.
J.D. Bauchery My Top 5 For JD I wrote this Top Five in honor of my work wife on her five year HotMoviesForHer anniversary.  I’m pretty good at knowing what she likes because you sort of get to know someone when you sit within arms reach of them for close to two years.  Alpha Femmes is definitely one of my favorites on the list, especially the scene starring April Flores and Jiz Lee.  Lucky for you, there is a free clip on the post for you to water your mouths to.  I love you, J.D. Bauchery!
Top Five Tuesday: Top CBT Movies For A Ball Busting Good Time!
Top 5 CBT Movies
That’s right, I made a list of my top 5 ball busting movies.  I am totally intrigued by it and think that there just might be some ladies out there that are interested and want to see it too.  I love a Crash Pad Series porno as much as the next person, but sometimes I need a little CBT just to change things up.  My top pick from the list?  CBT Bondage starring Mistress Jean Bardot.  I find her to be absolutley stunning and I like watchig her giggle from time to time.

Goodbye, Top Five Tuesday. Thanks for all the laughs.

-Ginger

And That’s A Wrap – HotMoviesForHer Says Goodbye to 2012!

Well, it’s that time again – the end of the year. Can you believe 2012 is already done!  Crazy!  Take a look at what we’ve been up to in the last 12 months to help us ring in 2013.

First up is Ginger Leigh!

Top Six Movies (five just wasn’t enough):

 gives me a girl boner every time, but this is one movie I shouldn’t watch while at work… if you know what I mean.
-The all-knowing  breaks down everything there is to know about pegging (female to male strap-on play) in an easy to follow and hot educational porno.  It’s a sex nerd’s dream!
-Beautiful, hot, dark, dirty, filthy, pervy, sweet.  Some of the words that describe Wasteland starring  and .
 – This is the hottest weirdest sex-free porno ever.  That is all.
-Vampires are played out, but Voracious has such awesome, bloody, hardcore scenes that I can’t leave it off my list.  The casting is great, the acting is decent, and the sex is wild.
Although I reviewed this movie this year, it was released back in 2004.  This movie is beautifully shot in all of its corseted and whipping goodness.  I obsessed over this movie for quite a while after I first watched it.  sure knows her way into my pants.

 

Top Five Toys/Life/Whatever:

The AnacondaMy favorite toy of the year is the Tantus Anaconda.  It is a big ass dildo that fills me up before I go-go, but also serves as a beatin’ stick. It is made from 100% body friendly silicone, is pleasantly heavy, and has a handle for awesome solo and partner play.  This shit is no joke.
Dinah Shore 2012 – My one and only Dinah Shore experience was AMAZING!  There was lots of great energy all through the weekend, I got to talk lady porn with tons of hot lesbians in the sun, and got to do it along side J.D. Bauchery.  It was a great trip to the hot and relaxing land that is Palm Springs, California, but it also solidified my love of spreading the word of sex positive smut for women.  It is a trip that will forever stand out in my mind.
Kurt Lockwood’s Return to PornThis year the one and only Kurt Lockwood returned to the XXX screen and I am so thankful he did!  He has always been one of my top male performers and he is looking better than ever.  He is a total sweetheart on top of having a rocking body and beautiful cock, which is always nice.  He did a 20 questions interviewwith us and gave some of the best answers ever.  Kurt was great to correspond with and I am super excited to have him back!
Burlesque Hall of FameThis has nothing to do with smut peddling, but I am super proud of the burlesque side of my life.  This year we (The Peek-A-Boo Revue) won the title of Best Group at the 2012 Burlesque Hall of Fame Competition in Las Vegas.  We worked hard and brought our 9 piece band, 9 pairs of pastie covered tits, and performed our assed off.  It is definitely a major highlight in my year and life.
J.D. Bauchery This professional perv has seriously been key in an awesome year.  She is a great work-wife, friend, and part-time therapist.  She is smart, funny, and the best listener in the world.  Yeah, this is porn and we’re not supposed to get sappy, but oh well, it is happening.  As you may already know, I am leaving HotMovies4her to pursue my career in fitness.  I am excited, ready, and a little scared, but am going to miss the shit out of my sex-nerd partner in crime. For the next 10 days I’m going to soak as much as I can because my life won’t be the same without seeing her face most days of the week.

Next Up is J.D. Bauchery!

Top Five Movies:

– Finally, a trans-positive mainstream porn studio that brings us romantic, well-written movies featuring trans women! Woohoo!!!  All the performers are super hot and the sex is the best mix of passionate, tender and hardcore.  I seriously love this movie and can’t wait til we get more from !
– When you put the words “Belladonna” and “instructional” in the same sentence I get a little faint, due to the blood rushing out of my brain right into my bits. Yum.  And don’t go thinking that this is some dry how-to… seriously folks, it’s Bella-Fucking-Donna.  Need I say more?
: The amazing  returns with yet another feminist porn masterpiece – and it’s not just us that thinks that.  This erotic delicacy won Movie Of The Year at the 2012 Feminist Porn Awards (and I got to announce the award!!)!  Seriously people,  is bringing porn to a whole new level.
If you are looking for a standard old porno, this latest C. Batts FLY movie is not for you.  Less fuck flick and more artistic look at  as a whole person, including her delicious sexuality, this pick is something totally different and exciting, and I for one, am so excited about it!
 – By now you’ve probably guested that I am total sucker for queer porn.  And this debut from new studio Dolores Park Studios, is one of the best queer flicks I’ve seen all year.  Featuring some of my favorite performers (including Drew Deveaux, Syd Blakovich, and James Darling), this is the kind of movie I’d power up the old porn machine at home to watch… oh wait, I actually have…

Top Five Toys/Life/Whatever:

Veronica HarnessWhile there are a few femme dildo harnesses out there, this fantastic cloth harness by Velvet Nest is by far my favorite. It’s feminine and delicate enough for even the daintiest of femmes, and still stays on tight during rough, hardcore thrusting.  Don’t be fooled by the sweet little bow on the front – this amazing, washable harness will have your partner begging for mercy.  Read my review for more details.
Getting EngagedI haven’t really talked about it on the site, since it doesn’t have too much to do with porno, but I actually got engaged in 2012.  That’s right, my man gave me a ring and is going to make this pervy smut peddler an honest woman!  We aren’t tying the knot until 2014, so this upcoming year will be all about wedding planning. Yay! (Ps.  Isn’t this picture awesome?  My bestie, RJ, took it.)
Handmade Leather Restraints from Project TransAction: I’m pretty sure that I could just say the phrase “handmade periodic table restraints” and that would be enough for some nerdy pervs like me, but for the folks that don’t get hard from science, here are a few more details:  beautiful, supple leather paired with sturdy metal fasteners; no pinching or chafing; and they come in lots of different prints.  Seriously, these are amazing!
Redesign – Back in June, our humble little website got a seriously needed facelift with a whole new redesign.  Not only did we change the entire layout of the site, we are now able to post so many more pictures and have more space to write in!  Woohoo!  Plus we got the awesome mascot (in the picture to the left).  We totally love our new design and are so thrilled to be able to share it with all of our visitors.
Ginger Leigh – Over the past year, Ginger and I have become ridiculously close and possibly even a teeeeny bit co-dependent.  Since we sit about 3ft away from each other for 40 hours a week, it makes sense.  While we haven’t announced it, Ginger will be leavingus in the middle of January, so I thought it only fitting that she make my list of favorite things in 2012.  Oh man, will that one be missed!

Have a very happy new year!

Love,
Ginger and J.D.

Top Five Tuesday – Pornos I’m Thankful For

We watch a lot of porn around here. So much so that we’ve become truly thankful for the ones that are well made, artfully done, clever, and of course, hot. Most of the movies on my list aren’t brand new, they’re just really good movies that make my pervy eyes (and mind) happy. Thanks, porn!

Turbo Rock
Turbo RockThis porno is at the top of my list for comedy and good fuckin’.  April Flores and Ashley Blue (two ladies I adore) are a couple of groupies and total star fuckers.  Ashely’s anal-tastic scene with Dane Cross is super hot and dirty.  I love all that HeartCore Films does, but this is one holds a special place in my heart. I’m so thankful it is here for me when I need it!
Ecstasy In Berlin 1926
Ecstasy In Berlin 1926– This is one of the most beautifully shot pornos I’ve ever scene.  Lesbian BDSM, corsets, erotic flagellation, spanking, and vintage inspired.  Maria Beatty creates porn that is art and that works wonders to get off to.  I’m thankful that I get to share such amazing erotica with the world.
Cabaret Desire Cabaret DesireThis is my go-to movie when explaining feminist porn to those who have never heard of such a concept.  I could talk about it all day, but showing them the work of Erika Lust does a much better job of getting my point across.  This movie is made up of porn vignettes, each original with interesting story lines and steamy sensual sex scenes.  I’m thankful that I get to use this movie to lure folks to my pervy world.
Baristas BaristasLook, I know I recently reviewed this and that it was in last week’s Top Five.  I just love this movie because it does a really great job of making fun of coffee shop culture and reality TV shows, namely Jersey Shore.  I actually love coffee shops, but there is no denying that each one has its cast of judgmental characters.  Reality TV, on the other hand, I hate.  Also, the ladies in this porno were all smoking hot.  I’m thankful that Joanna Angel makes hilarious porno.
Fetish Habitat Volume 7 - Crush City Nymphos Fetish Habitat Volume 7 – Crush City Nymphos Pretty ladies stomping on cereal and pudding packs.  What’s not to be thankful for?

Happy Thanksgiving!

Skyping With April Flores – A Video Interview

One of the biggest bummers about being on the East Coast is that we are so far away from all the action happening on the porno-laden West Coast, and we don’t get to spend a lot of time hanging out with the awesome stars that live out there.  Like take April Flores for example.  The only time I get to see that fabulous zaftig beauty is that the Feminist Porn Awards, which are once a year, and the trip is definitely not long enough to satiate my need for the amazingness that is April.

Thankfully we have the internet to help us connect with faraway friends.  With the magic of Skype on our side, Ginger and I were able to sit down at the computer yesterday and have ourselves a lovely video interview with April about , her fantastic new movie with director/husband !

A quick note that yes, we realize that it’s a little bit low rent.  After spending the morning with the IT team setting up a program to record Skype, it ended up not working correctly last minute and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna give up a chance to chat with April Flores (or waste her time), so we just filmed the screen with my phone.  Hell, I would have Macgyver-ed that business with a piece of gum and a bobby pin if it needed to happen to make everything work out.  So apologies to the video quality, but hey, we all get to see and hear April Flores, so really, I’m not that sorry.

Man, that lady is charming!  You should definitely go read my review of April Flores World and check out this gallery of FREE clips from the movie.  You won’t be sorry!

xoxo
-JD

 

April Flores World

I can’t tell you how excited I am for this movie. I mean really, is there any place I’d rather be more than April Flores’ World?  I think not. There’s been buzz about this C. Batts FLY movie for a while, but it’s only now that I finally have the time to sit down and give it the proper attention it deserves.  Oh April, I am so ready!

First things first, I need to stress that this movie is not your typical porno.  Not only is there very little sex happening, we get a chance to see  in a whole different light and experience her shining personality on screen.  As much as I love me some April Flores perversions (and I so, so do), I am so excited to see more than just her super hot body being featured.

Don’t get me wrong, I am overjoyed to watch her get busy, but I can turn on any porno with April and see her fucking.  This movie is so special because it’s something totally different.  In fact, from what I’ve heard from April and  (the director/April’s husband), this movie is a completely intentional stray from the norm, dedicated to offering April in a previously unseen way.  Maybe it’s because I watch so much porn, but I am honestly thrilled to see something different – especially from a duo as artistic and unexpected as April and Carlos. Onward to the action!

While I’m not really into wet and messy porn (I am a Virgo, after all), I totally love watching this opening scene with April and her friend Christa, as they get into an all out pie fight and hang out on a busy sidewalk covered in whipped cream.  The whole thing is very PG-13 on the surface, but oozes with sexual tension and sweet, girly giggles.  It’s sexy and fun in a way that doesn’t scream “fetish,” but definitely gets it across to those in the pervy know.  It may be a little analyze-y on my part, but I see that opening as a way to introduce that no one is taking themselves too porno seriously here, which I see as a good thing.  After all, there is a LOT of very earnest “sexy” porn out there… sometimes you need to find what makes you laugh to stand out.

About fifteen minutes into the movie, we get a first glimpse of April doing anything overtly sexual.  She poses for a picture, rubbing her tits and sucking on a dildo.  That only goes on for a few minutes before we head into a behind the scenes at April’s photo shoot with Bizarre Magazine.  The pictures from the shoot are actually really awesome, so it’s neat to see what happened back stage, including all the blooper-y stuff.  What can I say, I like the realness.

When I got to scene 3, I was actually pretty excited because if I’m not mistaken, this jerk off action was filmed during the Feminist Porn Awards trip of 2011 – and this was down the hall from my room.  And if this was when I’m thinking it was, I was actually getting ready to do an interview with April right afterwards.  Anyway, sorry for my trip down memory lane, back to the hotness.  Tina Horn shoots a scene of April, dressed in a lacy bra and fishnets give a super sexy dildo blowjob.  Yum.

Alright, I need to stop writing about every scene in detail, because this review is going to be nine pages long if I don’t.  What I really want to convey in this write-up is the tone of the movie, which is avant garde and highly erotic, while still being light and fun.  April gets a chance to really show her charming personality, which, for me, only enhances my hard on for her.  We should all consider ourselves lucky to have a chance to spend a little time getting to know this side of April Flores.  Two thumbs up from this peanut gallery.

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