As much as I love watching folks fucking on film (which is a lot a lot, of course), some days I like to look for something a little more off-the-wall to review and bring to your attention.  Ginger suggested Hentai porn when I was deciding what to pick and while I really wasn’t into watching Hentai (I could never do it the justice our old blogger Frzkey could), I figured I would check out the animated category anyway, just to see what I could find.  And clearly I found some stuff I was interested in taking a gander at.

I’m not really too sure how to categorize this stuff, to be honest…  Yes, it’s an animated movie, but DEFINITELY not like Hentia or anything in the Japanimation family.  I suppose I would go with vintage-ish, if I had to make a case for it, though it’s not as old as others I’ve watched.  If super early Disney (read: Steamboat Mickey) was full to the hilt with nekkid people, this would probably be the result.  Yes, that’s my diagnosis and I’m stickin’ to it!

Out of the nine short cartoons (with a few different varieties of cartoons in there), some are really fun and some are kind of meh.  None of them are actually anything I’d want to jerk off to, honestly, but I didn’t really expect that when I turned it on.  I will say that some of them were a little too racist for me to watch the whole scene.  Just awful stereotypes and stuff that were par for the course back when these cartoons were originally drawn.  I get that, but it still made me uncomfortable to watch, so I hit fast forward.

As for the ones I liked, scene 4 and 5’s Star Trek spoof was definitely my favorite.  Or maybe I just like the idea of Queen Clitoria, or the line “I’m a doctor, damn it, not a dildo repair man!” (I bet this makes you want to watch even more!).   Hilarious.  Oh cartoons, every once in a while you are such fun to watch.

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Are you ladies ready for another look into some of the squelchiest hentai I can find on the site? I’m still saving “Night Shift Nurses” for that last Friday before Halloween but today I’ve got a special treat that includes dismemberment in the series – “Angel Core Part 1!”

The setting looks similar to that of war torn Europe after one of the great wars, and the narrator explains that it’s after the first war and before the second. Nazi-esque figures strut across the screen with women in shifts in a truck which is contrasted sharply by the young uniformed woman who seems to be a general in their army. This army is experimenting on extracting the ‘angel core’ from women who have inherited angel blood using arcane methods – this angel core is then used to power great mecha type military robots under the watchful eye of the one young female commander.

General Arafni, the young woman in charge is the usual overly dedicated soldier. Arafni isn’t having elite soldiers shipped out to fuck the women in her care for fun – she’s doing it to nurture the all important angel core inside of them, which will lead her country to an overwhelming victory. Meanwhile, Ralph, an elite soldier sent north to ‘tend to the angel core’ seems less than happy in his duty to fuck these women, even though his assigned angel, Salsa, is very enthusiastic she’s also about four feet tall and wears pigtails. I can see why Ralph isn’t overly enthusiastic about it.

Salsa’s friend Onoma isn’t enthused about the situation and thankfully has a markedly different temperament and character design. Where Salsa is tiny, large breasted and prone to immature behavior, words and actions, Onoma is taller, cynical, smaller breasted and wears her hair in a short cut with a long lock of bangs that fall over one of her bright green eyes. The two of them are up to something with a soldier known only as the gray man for right now.

There’s one really big discrepancy in the plot though. Female soldiers and civilians fuck with abandon, willingly participating in orgy after orgy and private sessions as well – in order to become pregnant and go home. But another female Salsa meets in the orgy pits tells Salsa that only love will make the angel core grow inside of her at which point the soldiers will kill her to get it out. So – all the fucking is counterproductive to the armies ends as none of these women feels love for the soldiers except Salsa who is infatuated with Ralph.

After Onoma and Salsa’s attempted escape, Onoma is punished by having her eye poked out before she and Salsa are brutally raped, in Part 2. I wasn’t sure which one that scene was in and I didn’t want to start reviewing this series at the end either way. “Angel Core” has an interesting plot that would be better suited to a pure mecha anime rather than add in all the counterproductive sex. Without watching the second the first isn’t the most horrifying hentai I’ve watched this year (that dubious honor goes to “A Time To Screw”) and I’m ok with that – but there still aren’t that many people I can see this movie ‘doing it’ for.

Well it’s officially October and way back in the day I promised I’d devote October to the scariest, grossest, most depraved hentai I could find in our coffers. That leaves me with a lot of potential choices, but this year we’re graced with two particularly legendary series, “Night Shift Nurses” and “Princess 69.” I’ll get to the nurses later but I thought I’d start out with the lighter title “Princess 69 – Midnight Gymnastics.”

A little background, “Midnight Gymnastics” is actually a sequel to the original “Princess 69″ episodes and features a slightly different cast, slightly different motives, different art style and an entirely different feel – which is why I’m calling it the lighter title.

Where the original “Princess 69″ focuses around the antics of a coach hell bent on the desire to bring out the ultimate eroticism in a special Midnight Gymnastics team given to him by the directors granddaughter, Tomomi; “Midnight Gymnastics” steams from a young man’s (Fubuki) desire to save stepsister by pretending to be a girl in order to infiltrate the gymnastics team that is at the center of her disappearance.

Now keep in mind that you should never take hentai too seriously or attempt to repeat anything you’ve seen in it before. Seriously, if this stuff was marginally safe or even possible to do with people there wouldn’t be as many dirty cartoons in the world. Examples in this film include body to body lock stepped en pointe ribbon work/ballet moves while fucking, I don’t think the two best dancers alive could manage that but it’s rather pretty to watch and even more erotic to contemplate and would likely cause a broken dick or ankle to try and emulate.

This time around Tomomi offers up more reasoning that in previous episodes. Where the first series makes it look like nothing more than an old pervert’s most fervent dream come true, now Midnight Gymnastics is something that only the rich are in the know about. Still, as Tomomi describes it Midnight Gymnastics isn’t something a proper high bred young lady like her should be interested in at all. Ah well – no one ever accused hentai of making sense.

In no time at all Fubuki is naked and at Tomomi’s complete mercy. After a couple of orgasms, Tomomi insists that Fubuki takes over coaching her Midnight Gymnastics team. Of course Tomomi doesn’t mention that Fubuki will have to attend the school as a girl, or that her real goal is to get Fubuki to recruit Koyuki for the team.

Fubuki seems like a terrible candidate for this, though he quickly relaxes into his female persona, Fubuki doesn’t seem to have a mean or even particularly horny bone in his body. I don’t see how he’s supposed to seduce Koyuki at all. Rather Tomomi seems to delight in jerking him off with her hands, feet and mouth at any given opportunity right up till Tomomi stages a scene at the bridge, apparently she didn’t think Fubuki could manage the seduction on his own either.

Using her fan club to set him up Tomomi has Fubuki place Koyuki, into a very compromising position. Tomomi tapes the whole thing and uses it as blackmail material to get Koyuki into her gymnastics team. Koyuki takes it rather well and afterward volunteers to let Fubuki train her for midnight gymnastics. “Women compete by showing off their beauty and sluttyness in Midnight Gymnastics,” every time they say that I want to ask them if they’re kidding. But the line “you have to be more careful with this thing, you almost snapped off my cock,” almost makes up for it.

Later Fubuki seems to discover Tomomi’s real secret. Is this horrible woman, actually doing these things because she’s lonely? Has Tomomi been playing Fubuki all along? Or is there another motivation to each of their actions than either of them wants to admit?

Not so scary at all really, and though there is the shower scene that echo’s back to the original “Princess 69,” this is relatively tame fare in comparison. “Princess 69 – Midnight Gymnastics” gives the characters some depth and even makes an attempt to explain their motives, while still throwing in some scenes of gymnastics related fantasy sex. As hentai goes all in all I’d say it was actually a pretty good OVA not likely to scar or scare anyone, that feels complete on its own. My advice would be to definitely check it out but, uhm, stay away from the original as this sequel isn’t at all indicative of it and that’s a good thing.

It’s hentai time again and this time I’m feeling adventurous! I’ve heard about the “DNA Hunter” series before but never really gotten a good idea of what it was all about, so let’s explore together!

Ok, why did I think that this was a tale of intergalactic possession? For some reason I thought that “DNA Hunter” was about some kind of body swapping alien that transferred from form to form through sexual contact – this is totally different from what I was expecting, in a good way. Mai is the main heroine who has recently lost her fiancé in an accident and is now determined to have his child. The fact that her boyfriend is long dead (and probably cremated) will be no determent for Mai! Nope, she’ll use her fiancé’s research and a discarded cigarette butt to conceive.

It’s going to take some serious cash for Mia to get pregnant that way though, so before she knows it she’s turned to a life as a DNA Hunter or a woman who sleeps with men at the behest of other women, to gather sperm so that the client can get pregnant with just the right man’s child. This strikes me more as a nightmare for the men and women involved than a fantasy. I mean, first you pay another woman to have sex with the man you care about then there’s a baby out there somewhere with a father that doesn’t know they even exist, if they’re lucky and it isn’t some kind of blackmailing scheme instead.

Mia has problems with the whole concept as well and ends up failing her ‘test’ to see if she’d make a good DNA Hunter. She gets a second chance to become part of the company and earn enough to have her dead fiancé’s child. Can she learn to enjoy being a DNA Hunter enough so that her clients’ targets don’t lose their hardons?

The animation on this is really pretty horrible. It could be a flash game it’s so choppy. I don’t think you’re going to be getting off easily with this one unless you get really caught up in the story of prostitution and love lost, but I doubt it. The story is alright but there’s nothing that leaves me wanting to tune into the next episode not even to see what Mai’s eventual baby looks like, she’s not a particularly lovable character and the animation is so mediocre I wouldn’t be coming back for the sex either.

It’s hentai day! You know those days when you’re standing in the supermarket snack isle staring at a huge wealth of snacks and go to yourself “I have a craving” but can’t for the life of you figure out what for? Today was one of those days for me. I wanted something different but I couldn’t figure out exactly what, I settled on one of the three great “I” series we’ve got, “Inmu vol. 1-02.”

Inmu is a series of small vignettes, each carefully plotted out to both draw you in a little and pay off with a sexual finish. The first is about a lesbian swimming coach named Hinakawa who has a serious crush on her pink haired student Aki. Aki seems to have a slight crush for the coach in her own right but doesn’t act on them instead planning to give her virginity to a guy that is never fully introduced. Hinakawa gets more than a little melancholy when she hears that her beautiful pure Aki is about to be defiled and has a revelation that night that leads her straight into Aki’s arms.

The next vignette starts out with a bit of a gangbang under mysterious circumstances. Apparently Aoi, the girl in this scene, has been held in this place and doesn’t remember how long she’s been there. The tale is told retrospective, showing how she got to this dark room. Apparently it all started with a beautiful doll. But when Aoi went to purchase it the keeper was a weird nearly nude woman who wanted to sell her a different more lewd figure. Either way Aoi eventually got the doll she wanted and ended up masturbating with the thing after turning her room into an approximation of the dolls box.

I have to say I love the way these little vignettes are set up, you really get the feeling of a whole story that doesn’t feel too rushed. These are more like sexy “Tales from the Darkside” than anything else. A nice departure from the usual hentai tales and kind of engrossing, definitely something I enjoyed and think you should give a shot especially if you’re a fan of light and campy horror tales; they do feature a type of tentacle monster though not one of the more gross ones so be forewarned.

It has been a really, really long time since I dropped in on the “Words Worth” series. Since it’s one of the few hentai OVA’s we have with a relatively large number of episodes I always knew I’d be back to this one someday. Hopefully this time there won’t be any randy anthropomorphic stallions.

Well the stallion is still there but this time it seems to be anthropomorphic pigs with their snouts in a warrior’s crotch. She’s freed by the priestess from episode one and there’s some well deserved porcine ball kicking. Actually most of the sex in this episode is anthropomorphic though the catgirl in scene two is a lot more willing than the warrior in scene one.

When he’s not sticking his dick somewhere, Astral the Prince of the Shadow tribe, seems like your average anime character. The mildly under skilled, whinny type who never the less always has your back when you need him to, it would make him a somewhat likable character if his particular brand of “got your back” didn’t so far seem to mean, “fuck something.”

In the end it’s the priestess from episode one who has the final say in this episode of the battle between Light and Shadow. Still besieged by the memory of being raped by Astral she stops her father from raping Astral’s sweetheart Shannon, only so Astral can turn around and cut off her father’s arm. Understandably pissed, she banishes Astral to another plane, one where a sun that he has never seen before shines brightly.

I have to admit that the story is compelling in a old school fantasy kind of way. It almost feels like a play session of D&D with a dungeon master calling out traps and pitfalls with every throw of the dice, where some of the monsters want to kill you and almost all of them will try and rape you first if you’re female. Despite myself I’m becoming more intrigued with the storyline with each episode, they’re putting out just enough of the right questions to make me want to see more, which is a pretty high mark of commendation in my book.

How did I forget about this? If I recall correctly I really loved the feisty teacher in the first episode and I was really looking forward to the rest of this tale, so how could it possibly be a year later and I’m only now getting around to the second part? I’ll just have to correct my oversight right now!

Ok, maybe it’s been too long, as this starts out with the teacher, Kiriko, floating serenely in water and I thought that we left her being mercilessly molested by her students. Turns out I was right and the serenity of the opening scene is a glimpse inside Kiriko’s head because she is indeed still in her students clutches. Little monsters are still hoped up on drugs to keep their erections going strong while they attempt to force Kiriko to levels of pleasure beyond her control.

This is still a messed up idea but I like it, probably because it reminds me of forced orgasm BDSM flicks. Though in this instance you don’t have to pretend you didn’t see the model looking more eager than reluctant, or watch her pre-scene consent confession. Kiriko actually puts a great deal of effort into resisting which is why I love her. Seriously she’ll go down as one of my top hentai heroines of all time, bonus points if she doesn’t end up being led around on a leash with a look of idiot passion by the end!

Kiriko is the first of the teachers that these guys have kidnapped who’s managed to hold out this long. I can believe it; your normal forced orgasm film only takes a few minutes before the women get off, or the guys for that matter, most don’t really seem to be fighting to maintain control at all.

This is all the perfect forced orgasm fantasy till about half way in when Kiriko admits that she’s cum already, 3 times, and asks her students to release her. It’s then that they admit that forcing pleasure on her isn’t their actual objective; nope they want to break her pride. That hits my creepy button and pushes the fantasy out of the realm of fun into nightmare for me, thank gods it’s just a cartoon. Still I’m rooting for Kiriko all the way even though things start looking down for her the second she starts fantasizing about a guy from her college days. It’s shortly after that moment when her past is revealed to us and the horrible reasons she’s been so strong in her resistance.

Right when I’m rooting hardest for her – she really comes through. Kiriko really is the best hentai heroine I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing. In the midst of humiliation, degradation, forced orgasm after forced orgasm and horrible traumatic memories resurfacing she doesn’t cave and manages to react in a way that doesn’t feel like your average misogynistic fantasy. That totally trumps even my favorite sex positive magical battle angel! Unfortunately we don’t have the final episode in this series, so I’ll never know if Kiriko manages to win out in the end but I really hope she triumphs to the very last!

Yay! I’ve been waiting for a chance to watch another Jiburiru episode for what seems like forever. I love magical girls! I adore women that kick all kinds of tail and there simply aren’t enough of those in hentai to tide me over (or anime, Hollywood and modern literature either for that matter, I’m insatiable).

Last time Naoto and Rika were in a pretty bad situation, having lost their first battle with their ‘evil’ demon counterparts. This time the characters start out in the middle of a public park where Rika is exposing her boobs to passersby. It’s all to boost up her magical powers I assume, though this time – there are no subtitles or English voiceovers. It’s kind of funny how embarrassed Rika gets even though no one is paying attention to her, even the otaku walk right by without noticing her nakedness.

Thanks to her public display Rika gains the ability to summon multiple copies of her powered up form. Of course Naoto immediately has a few naughty ideas about her new abilities and before long they’re fucking in the park again. Wow, Rika’s latest power is awesome sauce squared, I think they call it “angel dynamite” she’s going to kick demon butt big time the next time anyone is ambushed by a tentacle monster!

Ok maybe not the next time someone gets attacked since the monster seems to be servicing Meimi first, while her demon boss Asumo gets chewed out by an unseen superior. Back to Naoto who is getting seduced by the same busty older woman that’s been violated by the tentacle beast in the last couple of episodes – I smell a ruse. Poor Naoto doesn’t look exactly eager to be humping busty McGee either but is as helpless to stop as the typical hentai female. A nice change, at least till Rika comes back and walks in on him riding the extra doggy style. His betrayal opens the way for Rika to be abducted by the tentacle beast.

Animation on Jiburiru remains top notch. Vibrant coloring with a high gloss finish makes the women look positively glowing in every sex scene. The breast jiggle is definitely the best animation but the transformation scenes are pretty awesome too. The attention to detail is just about right neither sex is draw with less attention though Naoto doesn’t have nipples. If I had to pick a negative for this series it would be – the boxcovers are always misleading, there was no mucusy worm in vol. 2 and there’s no severed tentacle eyeball for Meimi in vol. 3, if anything Meimi is hardly in this episode at all!

The story ends with the appearance of an even bigger bad and I actually had an “oh shit” moment of who is she and what awesome powers does she posses. Jiburiru continues to be an awesome series straddling the line between adorable, sweet and pretty hot hentai sex all in one and I still want more (instead of a bleach bath) all pluses in its favor. I’d definitely recommend it to an anime fan with a novice understanding of hentai it even makes tentacle monsters seem less horrific and more fun. Actually I kind of wish it was a game with the ability to play as Rika, that would be – well I’m running out of ways to say more awesome than awesome.

I love hentai for its ability to do undoable things. Tentacle monster, magical girl’s with super powers and pretty transformations that put Superman’s phone booth days to absolute shame, anthropomorphic randy stallions and angels and demons fighting for your immortal soul with the power of sex – all spell hentai’s awesomeness for me. The ultimate fantasy porn genre today brings us – public sex!

There’s actually something of a problem in Japan with people crammed so tightly together on commuter trains that some women get groped in the mix. From what I understand the problem got so bad that at some point special women only trains had to be set up for rush hour transit. Like almost anything that strikes the public consciousness in the U.S., this phenomena has been played out in varying scenarios in Japan, from rumored underground sex clubs specializing in giving its members a chance to ‘grope’ a female sex worker in a train like setting to porn, like “Pervs On A Train.”

It’s interesting that the first ‘pervert’ that we’re introduced to, later shoes an older less aggressive pervert off of his own desired target. Then the woman he’s feeling up turns the tables on him, simply by telling him that he kind of sucks as a morning commute groper! Giving him a challenge to improve his skills then come back and make her cum.

The trend continues as the next woman he gets his hands on stops him mid fondle and insists he accompany her to a friend’s wedding, or she’ll expose him. He gets a train blow job out of the deal so it’s win, win right? Shame he doesn’t seem terribly happy about the situation. By the time they start fucking in the middle of the light night train with complete abandon I’m wondering if the first girl actually knocked his clock off and he’s in a groping fueled coma somewhere. That’s all just the beginning of this debauched little fantasy, the next bit involves hypnoses.

The animation is a little stilted, but peppered with lots of thrusting and gushy juices. Not the best I’ve seen but certainly not the worst, definitely fertile ground for the imagination to take over. Though watching the girls breasts jiggle around in the gym scene like bobble-head dolls is really weird, when it comes to the sex scenes they have a less jarring movement overall.

All in all “Pervs On A Train” was an altogether better experience than I was expecting. I had no idea there’d be so many femmes with a little willpower in this film and that’s always a treat to find in hentai. Animation could have been better but it does serve the purpose of providing reasonable but none too distracting fap fodder. All wrapped up in the ‘two strangers on a train’ fantasy, good masturbation fodder indeed – just don’t try any of this on a real train!

I am ready to start off an awesome long weekend with a little magical cheer. So it’s “Jiburiru Vol. 2″ to the rescue with a slice of hedonistic innocence mixed in with good old demonic debauchery!

Some of you might remember the beginning of the Jiburiru tale from when I reviewed it last year, all of the original characters are back and things get off to a rather warm welcome with Rika and Naoto in an enthusiastic sex scene featuring bouncing breasts, anal and cum swallowing; while the demoness in training, Meimi is having a foursome with some willing slaves of her own. Of course Meimi only has eyes for Naoto and that can only mean that soon she’ll be doing everything in her considerable power to get her hands on him.

Oh my gods, Rika’s transformation scene is so cute! There’s one of those announcer types you might be familiar with from Japanese game shows and she calls out the name of her battle suite in English as she transforms while the announcer explains her suite and enhanced powers. And at the very in the announcer declares – “she saves up for this power by having sex. Sex is the secret to her powers!” Super cute! Unfortunately Naoto distracts the fully transformed Rika by asking for more anal and she gets captured by the tentacle monster.

It’s the scene after Rika’s crushing defeat at the hands of the tentacle monster and a bunch of brainwashed sex crazed randoms that really makes the Jiburiru series something special. Naoto who was completely useless in the previous scene is washing himself and Rika down when he apologizes and admits to Rika that she’s his girlfriend and treasure. Followed swiftly by another sex scene it’s still a moment of unmitigated sweetness in a genre one rarely expects such from.

The film ends on a cliffhanger as a mysterious demoness posses in the moonlight and laughs maniacally at Naoto and Rika’s love. It’s been a long time since I reviewed the first Jiburiru and the series still stands out from the rest of the tentacle monster pack in really positive ways, which is saying a lot for a genre that’s built around humiliation and forced suspension type sex scenes.