I’m not sure if you know this about me, but I’m a huge Lily LaBeau fan. She is fabulous in both girl-girl and hetero scenes. In all of the behind the scenes footage I’ve seen of her she seems like a totally sweet down-to-earth lady. I was watching a short interview with her and her man, Danny Wylde, and it inspired to do my Top Five Tuesday post on this awesome porno star.… More
There’s nothing like tainting your fondness for lighthearted movies with a comic book character porn parody. It was, afterall, my choice to watch The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, so how can I really complain?
I’ll admit, scene 1 gave me the Batman, Robin and Catwoman threesome that I always wanted. I didn’t get to watch Bruce Wayne and Boy Wonder make-out, but I got to watch them DP Selina Kyle (Catwoman). Yep, it gets hardcore up in this porno. Not that I don’t love a little a lot of skin, but I wish Catwoman would have been wearing more of a cat suit. The boys wore fairly authentic looking costumes, but my girl got stuck wearing a pair of workout pants with claw marks. What the hell? Did she scratch her own pants? It may be all the same to some, but dammit, wardrobe is important to me! Anywho, Catwoman handles the dynamic duo and gets exactly what she wants out of them… jizz! When the scene is over we get a cameo from Ron Jeremy as the Penguin. I love how Ron pops up everywhere, even if his wang doesn’t.… More
It has been far too long since I’ve had hot tattooed ladies all over my porno screen. I missed Joanna and the rest of the Burning Angel girls. I decided that Joanna Angel Loves Orgies was most appropriate for today’s review. I get all the girls at once with a few awesome porn dudes thrown in to the mix. All of which know how to work their cocks and take care of the ladies.… More
Guess what time it is! That’s right – it’s parody time! Woohoo! Up this time is Burning Angel’s spoof of the tattoo shop reality show, L.A. Ink. Just as the real program, L.A. Pink features tons of tattooed hotties showing off their work. But unlike Kat Von D’s show, this flick is all about the sexin’! Yes, there are tattoos – they are just on bodies that are bangin’ each other. Really, would Joanna Angel have it any other way?… More
Surprise! In honor of the upcoming 2012 AVN Awards, this week’s Top Five Tuesday is packed full of the noms that I love. Yes, there are more of you that I want to take home and keep for myself, but I am limited to 5 so work with me. I ‘m not going to yammer on here.… More
I am loving Halloween porno week! While Freddy Krueger is definitely my horror stud of choice, I was pretty excited to check out this parody. Yay for slasher porn!
Lily La Beaux is Michael Myers’s object of affection in Halloween XXX Porn Parody. He follows her around with all of his creeptastic goodness. Meanwhile, we get to see her pals, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle and Britney Amber get banged and of course murdered. I have to say, they really committed to the whole killing thing. I expected some implied murders, but they really saw each and every one through to the end. It definitely skeeved me just a little and that is exactly what I want from my scary movies!… More
“Real sex with girls who love girls.” I tend to be weary of movies that find it necessary to make such claims. I can’t help it, I’ve been burned before. If true passion exists, the movie will speak for itself. I find the harder they (makers of porn) try, the more they fall short. I liked the images on the box cover so I was willing to give Girl Crush Volume 2 a whirl.… More
Today I had a craving to watch Andy San Dimas get it on, so what better to do than check out a whole movie of just her! That’s right – all Andy, all the time! I’ll be the first to point out that the movie title has her listed as Andi (though her name is spelled with a “y”), and from what I can tell, she started the series under the name Andi Crush. I don’t know if anyone else cares, but it would drive me nuts, so I needed to pass along that info.… More
Through all of the blow jobs, pussy licking, fucking, butt play, threesomes, orgies, omelets (don’t ask) and other sex acts I have seen or may never see, sometimes I like to go back to plain old fashioned kissing. I love all of the down and dirty acts that take place, but it’s fun to just watch people make out.… More
Dylan Ryan & Samantha Ryan? Andy San Dimas & Dana DeArmond? Yes, please!
The latest movie in my favorite Sweetheart Video series features some of my favorite mainstream ladies (along with queer heartthrob/crossover star Dylan Ryan) getting it on. It’s relatively standard fare, but the fact that it stars super hot ladies who really enjoy women makes it stand out in the genre.… More