Hairy Armpits, Hairy Bush – Lesbian Boat Orgy didn’t exactly sound like my preferred cup of tea when it was assigned. I love boats, the open sea, lesbians, and orgies, but hair…I think not! I mean, a manicured bush down under holds a certain sex appeal, but being hairy all over (because most people aren’t now, it’s become a thing that some label “natural”) is not something I’m into (some people are naturally un-hairy…why doesn’t anyone ever talk about that?). That being the case, I do enjoy watching porn I haven’t experienced before from studios unknown to me, and I have been turned on by things I never would have even found if I didn’t work here, so it would be unfair to pre-judge. Plus, more important than the hair, there’s a lesbian orgy happening on a boat and I’m not dumb enough to turn that down.
Captain Samone Shade promised to take her gal pals out on her boat to sail the beautiful seas, but she had no idea they’d be so lazy during the trip. When we open, El Capitan walks from under deck to find her crew sitting around like shit is sweet even though she gave them all specific tasks to complete. Samone sets her sights on Ava Solanas first, having the other crew members, the beautiful Nikki Silver and Luka Peona, help her punish the lazy horn ball. They start with some light spanking and dirty talk before Luka grabs a boat oar and goes to town on Ava’s ass until she literally can’t take anymore. Next, they tie her hands to a post on the boat and things get way more interesting. Word is Ava can squirt, and Captain Samone wants to see it in action, so she instructs Luka to finger fuck Ava until the deed is done. This part is so hot I found myself wanting to be Ava! She begs and pleads with Luka to go deeper faster, and once that spot is hit it’s so intense that the camera falls over and the audio only streams through one channel for the rest of the movie…that’s some serious squirt power and it came across beautifully on screen!
After her right arm workout session ends, Luka is horny and begging to cum next. Nikki eats her pussy and she cums pretty quickly, but that isn’t enough, so Nikki whips out a double headed dildo and they ride that thing like it’s about to save their lives. When Luka finally has had enough she jumps off, but continues to fuck, lick, and finger Nikki. Nikki can’t hold on anymore and creams all over Luka’s face. This is the point when I realized that I’m watching 6 of the most beautiful natural tits bounce around in one place that I’ve ever seen before! All 6 are perfectly round with proportioned areolas (just call me the breast inspector!) that had my mouth drooling and hands outstretched towards the computer monitor just begging for a handful. Apparently Ava felt the same because she grabbed as much boob as she possible could while Nikki’s pussy was getting pleasured by Luka.
Finally, it’s time for the tables to turn. The crew, realizing that they outnumber the captain 3 to 1 (only after they’ve all had multiple orgasms), decides the captain needs to be punished. After all, she brought them out on her fancy boat expecting them to help her run the damn thing, but never showed them what they should do (Sounds like my job. I kid, I kid). If that isn’t reason enough for uproar and some light femdom, then nothing is! The three tie Captain Samone’s hands up and strip her down, exposing 2 more beautiful boobs in the process. It’s fitting that Ava is the first to punish the bound captain since she was Samone’s first target, and boy, does she get her revenge. She fingers the hairy captain like it’s a personal mission to make her squirt and Luka follows up with strap-on power, fucking Samone doggystyle and then missionary while the captain partially dangles over the boat. If I had to guess I’d say she probably wouldn’t mind being punished again, and I’d definitely watch.
While the girls are way too hairy for me, the sex (and setting) really put this one over the top and made me forget everything I’m not attracted to. The tone was light and playful which is always nice in amateur content and the light slap and tickle theme was right up my alley. Make sure you check out Hairy Armpits, Hairy Bush – Lesbian Boat Orgy and judge for yourself.