None of these girls looked very scurvy sick as much as just covered in semen, which I think is way hotter!  Sure some of the vignettes are a little random (like swimming through a river of semen to come through the computer screen, or having beers poured all over one girl), but the sexin’ is spot on hot – and more than once features some hot threesome action.

Scene five is hands down my favorite of the bunch.  Krysta Kaos is obviously a wicked smokin’ gal, and those green fishnet knee-highs add even more to the big picture of hot.  At first I thought they were tattoos, but soon realized they weren’t – but by that time, I was already sold on how sexy it looked.  I especially enjoyed watching both super tatted bodies banging together and Krysta’s round ass bouncing all over as she rides her dude’s cock… let’s just say I hit rewind a couple of times.  As much as I was into the whole movie, this last scene was the gun that inked this movie straight onto my hot list!

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Things start off on a high note as Kleio catches James Deen on a day he actually isn’t shooting a porn spoof. It’s a POV scene, which isn’t always my think, but one smile from this cutie and I was hooked on her. Even though you don’t see much of Deen, he’s one of the best in the biz and it’s better because he’s the man behind the camera. She shows off her oral skills to start, but things really heat up once he’s banging her from behind. His dick eventually ends up in her ass until Deen explodes in her face, much to her approval. It’s a raw scene and a good sign of what’s to come.

The other scene that really stood out for me is the final with Keni Styles. This one really stood out because you just don’t see enough girls getting drilled up against a wall these days. I loved this one because it seems like the two of them can’t get enough of each other. Whether he’s eating her out and she’s bouncing up and down on his cock, they’re both so into it. By the time he explodes on her inked chest, I’m pretty sure you’ll be in love with this alt girl too.

Regarding the rest of the movie, the XXX is fantastic and the dialogue is really funny. I always look forward to what the performers have to say in Burning Angel movies and I can’t say that about a lot of studios!

I can see why even Joanna Angel is crushing on this girl because she’s gorgeous and super duper dirty! I am definitely a fan after watching her fuck her way through most of the BA staff in this hot porno.

BTW – There’s also a hilarious Christmas themed scene I plan on reviewing next holiday season. I just can’t bring myself to highlight it now as I sit here with a glass of iced tea.

Studio: Club Jenna Category: Features

Club Jenna takes on alt queen Joanna Angel? I just had to see this! While it’s not like Club Jenna (Jameson) only features standard stars and movies, I feel like they haven’t really forayed into the tattooed bad girl territory that is the ladies of Burning Angel. And I am so glad they did. Just from reading the description I am totally in.

After fucking her one night stand (real life boyfriend James Deen) all night, Joanna goes to take a shower, only to be kicked (ok, fucked really) out mid wash up and left dirtier than before. Not one to sit and cry about her bad fortune, Joanna goes on a mission to find herself a place to shower and still get to her Burning Angel Spelling Bee on time.

While watching Joanna run around town wearing only a pink towel was pretty awesome, the sex, of course, was the best part – all six scenes of it. Gia Paloma is always fun and her turn as a kickin’ ass and takin’ names mistress was super hot. And the Scarlett Pain/Joanna Angel girl-on-girl shower romp (yes Joanna FINALLY gets her shower!) was totally one to watch. But scene one was my favorite of the bunch for one reason: I pretty much love watching Joanna Angel and James Deen get down and dirty. They have some serious chemistry going on and it makes their scenes extra hot. It’s obvious that Deen really knows how to get his lady off.

I’ll be honest and say that I can’t really get down when someone yells “I’m not a faggot,” in the middle of a porn scene (total boner killer for me), but this time I’m going to chalk it up to Deen being a really great actor and making his part seem overly believable. Next time, I’m writing a strongly worded letter.

The perfect mix of fucking, humor and a fun plot definitely makes this movie something you’ll want to watch. And though it’s a Club Jenna flick, this one has all the awesomeness of a Burning Angel movie and more! I hope this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Ever since watching the Audacia Ray’s interview with Marisa DiMattia of Needled, a site for everything tattooed, on the third installment of Live Girl Review, I’ve been thinking about tattoos and sex and how they overlap and influence each other.

Lucky for me, when I arrived into the office this morning, I had not one, but two(!) links waiting for me in my messages.  Both were for Marisa DiMattia’s new column on Suicide Girls called Marisa DiMattia’s Erotic Ink, which is all about, what else, sex and tattoos.  In her column, Marissa not only talks about sex and its links to both tattoos and the act of tattooing, but shares results of a survey she did with 561 tattooed people about their experiences with tattoos and sexin’. 

I know in my own personal experience, my tattoos (and piercings) have definitely helped me create a body that I feel most comfortable in, which in turn totally boosted my self confidence.  And as we all know, confidence is an attractive quality.  While I love the idea of body art and having a picture on my skin, being tattooed means so much more to me than just having colorful skin.  I’ve purposely tattooed parts of my body I wasn’t comfortable with, making them not only pretty and colorful, but some of my favorite body parts now.  I used to be uber-aware of my “matronly” upper arms when I was a teenager, but as soon as I inked my shoulders (and subsequently my sleeve) I have been the queen of tank tops.  For me, this relates back to sex by allowing me to take a body I was born with and make it all mine, which I think is totally hot.
I feel the same way about other people’s tattoos.  Not only are the actual tattoos really hot (ok, not all of them), but the decision to take their body into their own hands makes them very attractive to me.

Tattoos have made a difference in actual sexual situations as well.  It’s a whole hell of a lot more fun to get naked with someone, especially if it’s the first time.  With my ink mostly hidden by clothes, each tattoo tends to be a new, fun surprise with each piece of clothing shed.  It’s almost like a game.  A really fun and super sexy game that not only lets my partners see more of my tattoos, but also see more of my body.  A body I could very well be self concious about.  But I refuse those feelings and choose to allow my tattoos and piercings to modify my attitude as well as my body.  Some people use boob jobs and face lifts, I use tattoo ink and surgical steel rings.

Which brings us back to the porno.  Sometimes porn can be a little like a high school cafeteria – the MILFs are over here, the Naughty Nurses are over there, the BDSM enthusiasts eat in the art room and the Alt crowd (the pierced and tattooed ones) hang by the back table – and never do the groups really interact.  Sure there are a few Breakfast Club moments of overlap and playing nicely together, but for the most part, the genres don’t mix and match.  While tattoos show up in all different kinds of porn, it’s usually either only on the men, or small pieces on the women’s ankles or lower backs.  In fact, I would go as far as to say that heavy tattooing of women in mainstream porn is for the most part discouraged.  Unless, of course, you are Michelle Aston and can bridge all porno gaps as an over 30, kinky, heavily tattooed sex goddess. (Can you tell I’m totally hot for her?)  If you are looking for videos of tattooed folks getting busy, it’s all about the Alt (or Alternative) porn.  For good or for bad, it’s just how the dirty, dirty cookie crumbles.

Studios like Burning Angel and Vivid Alt have brought the inked perfomers out of the porno closet and made the tattoo taboo null and void.  Burning Angel even steps it up a notch with videos like Cum On My Tatoo (and 2 and 3), a series that specifically showcases inked ladies showing off their work.  

To see more tattooed folks and hardcore fucking, check out some of these awesome Alt flicks:

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-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment Category: Goth/Punk

This is quite the little two-in-one. Not only is the movie an alt fuck fest, it’s a Burning Angel tattoo exposé as well. All those times you’ve watched B.A. movies and squinted to get a better look at Joanna’s arm ink while she rubbed her own clit have come full circle! Before each of these tatted beauties gets fucked up and down the screen, they show off their ink for the camera. Then, as their dudes get close to exploding, they each yell out “Cum on my tattoo!” This is kind of kitschy the first two scenes, but by the end you’re like “ok, we get it. You’re coming on tattoos. No need to shout it from the rooftops.” Well, maybe that’s just me. Back to the sex! I was hella impressed with Pinky Lee’s vertical split in scene 3! Not only did it look super cool, it left her nice and exposed for Tommy Pistol to go to town on her pussy with his tongue. And watching Joanna Angel and Kylee Kross’ pile atop each other to get to Ron Rotten’s cock was the perfect way to end this mildly over-the-top, but definitely hot alternative adventure.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Vivid Category: Alt-Porn

This movie was so alt (alternative), I didn’t even get it until half way through. A mix of fucking, sucking, avant garde soft focus shots and music video cuts, this brand spankin’ new release from Vivid offers up an action-packed XXX chock full of hardcore hotness. As a nod to the original Debbie Does Dallas, I expected Debbie to be getting busy with everyone. But no, Debbie really does love Dallas, which in this flick is a band, with frontrunner Punky as Debbie’s main dish, and her hole belongs only to him – except for when she fucks Debbie. That’s right, a cameo from what’s supposed to be THE Debbie (you know the one). How transcendental.

While I think it’s probably too spastic (read: dizzying) for some, I got pretty into the hyperdrive feel of this flick. But in all honesty, the gagging sounds from the deep throating in just about every scene were getting to me. But the scenes keep you watching and the stars are super hot, so I’d definitely watch this again… just on mute.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Pulse Pictures Category: Goth-Punk

Is it wrong for a 30 year old yuppie to still lust after punk girls? I hope not, especially after seeing director Vonn Fink’s latest fuck flick, “Sister Midnite.” This alt-porn passage through the sordid world of sleazy motel hook-ups is a little more raunchy than I typically review, but I like my punk girls like I like my martini’s – dirty. I also appreciate that Vonn Fink takes the time to do the girl on girl scenes right. These aren’t just thrown in, like you’ll see in a lot of hetero films. The two lesbo scenes (especially the third scene) are really hot, featuring inked girls going at it. The hetero scenes have the same gritty feel and are pretty good, but I prefer my fucking sans man. If you’re sick of watching the stacked blonde chicks that are so prevalent in porn, you shouldn’t miss this one!
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Studio: VCA Category: Kinky

There’s nothing but fucking and dicking around with this movie. Hot girls with crops wearing fishnets and chiseled guys in jeans with 6 packs get in on in the dark depths of the dungeon. With a healthy dose of sucking and fucking, these girls are not bleach blonde or full of silicone, and they are quite kinky. I wasn’t a huge fan of the first scene, solely because I don’t like the whole “do it for daddy” mentality, but I really enjoy the second scene. Two girls (one with a British accent), one guy, and a whole lot of naughty fun, from a little spanking to cock sucking, and everything in between. It doesn’t hurt that the two ladies make out with each other. The subsequent scenes are also really hot, with sexy outfits (including my favorite – black and white striped leggings!), a totally tattooed guy and a bunch more threesomes. If you’re looking for non-stop, alt-porn action, you should give this one a go!
-Essin’ Em

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Studio: VCA Category: Alt-Porn: Goth/Punk

This film has hands down one of, if not THE, hottest pussy-eating scene I have ever seen. It’s between Katrina Kraven and Rob Rotten and damn! It’s 100% real, no fake licking or fake moaning, and you can see her muscles strain as she hits the brink of her climax and pulls his head into her crotch. I also really like the steamy make-out scene (and resulting sex of course) with Joanna Angel and James Deen – you can just see the chemistry and feel the heat between them (in case you didn’t know, they’re a couple in real life). This is a sex sex sex movie; no plot, and almost not talking, unless you count ‘fuck my pussy harder’ as conversation, so if you’re looking for a feature, this is definitely not the movie for you. However, if you’re into alt-porn, hot chicks with tattoos and personality, or just watching a good suck and fuck, then this is exactly what you need. Kurt Lockwood is the other two guy in this film, and he and James each bang two girls a piece to provide some awesome eye candy as well. Check out “Kill Girl Kill 3″ when you get a chance!
-Essin’ Em

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Studio: Cal Vista Category: Features

GREAT sex scenes… however, the charm of the pseudo reality show character interviews definately wore off about 20 minutes in. I’m all for reality porn. Real girls, real fucking, real orgasms. I’m not so much into the reality-tv style of production, and if I wanted to see shots of the mojave desert, I’d be watching the discovery channel, thank you much.

That said, any movie with Riley Mason or Charlotte Stokley in it is one that needs to be watched, and this one has both. Riley as Lauren, who Rachel, the angsty virginal closet lesbian (Justine Joli) masturbates to while in another room Lauren is fucking Rachel’s boyfriend Tommy. But that’s ok because when Rachel catches them in bed together later, she and Lauren have an amazingly hot lesbian scene, while Tommy shoots up and overdoses in the garage. Actually, if you’ve ever wished you could watch the cast of the real world fuck, this is the porno for you.

Stokely and Cassie Courtland in a foursome with two punkrock boys. Poolside sex with Veronica Jett. Leah Luv (BRACES!!) on the couch with a santa hat. Nowhere Angels is 25% filler and 75% amazing sex scenes, but definately worth watching.
-Stoya