Creamy Panties

Posted on January 23, 2013 by J.D.

It takes some really hot action to make me overlook a movie title that totally turns me off. Sure, the phrase “creamy panties” may do it for some folks, but for me, it turns my stomach like spoiled milk. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not yucking anyone’s yum here – if you like “creamy panties,” I want you to have the most fun with it, but please, leave me out of it, thanks. That said, you know that Girl Candy Films is offering up some seriously sexy smut if I am willing to click on “Creamy Panties.”

As with all of the awesome movies that Nica Noelle directs, this flick brings us a variety of vignettes that feature some of the sexiest ladies in the biz, including a few of my personal porno favorites like Sinn Sage and Aiden Starr. Each scene has its own mini plot, which only pushes us into the sex, without making it a whole story. As much as I love a plot-heavy porno, there is definitely something to be said for keeping things simple and focusing on the action, but for me, and others, I’m sure, I need a tiny bit of storyline to make the experience complete. What can I say – I’m a sucker for a little back story.… More

Anchorman – A XXX Parody

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Ginger Leigh

“60% of the time, it works every time.” Unfortunately, Anchorman – A XXX Parody fell into the other 40%.

Of course, expecting anything to live up to the original Anchorman is asking way too much. It was a magical mix of characters filled with one liners that you just can’t help but recite, even years after it’s release.… More

Inquiring Minds Want To Know: Holiday Wish List

Posted on December 20, 2010 by J.D.

What do our favorite porn performers think about the industry? Inquiring minds want to know! Well, we asked and they answered! Welcome to our latest editor’s spotlight column, where we ask a bunch of stars the same question and see what kind of awesome answers grace our inbox.

This month’s question:

We know you’ve all been super nice… as well as deliciously naughty this year, so… what tops your holiday wish list?… More

8 Masseuses

Posted on December 1, 2010 by J.D.

It’s not hard to figure out why this movie might stand out in a sea of other boxcovers. Sure Aiden Starr’s amazing tits were a total draw, but it was really the bright blue waters. That electric blue caught my eye in a way that didn’t quite scream porno to me, and made my brain glitch even the slightest bit to a full stop. What can I say, when you’ve been watching porn professionally for a while, sometimes the small details behind the boobs are the things that draw is in. And in this case, I am so glad it did.… More

They Met In Cherry Hill

Posted on October 1, 2010 by J.D.

And here, all I thought Cherry Hill was good for was an office park and a decent shopping mall. Something tells me that Triangle Films wasn’t talking about Cherry Hill, New Jersey (which is right over the bridge from Philly, where we are) when they came up with the idea of this latest release, They Met In Cherry Hill. As a matter of fact, I’m not even sure where Cherry Hill comes into this equation, but to be perfectly honest, the super hot sex taking place all over said Cherry Hill has me too distracted to care about much else.… More

Lights Out

Posted on June 15, 2010 by FrzKey

It’s been a long, long time since I last indulged in a GwenMedia production but it’s hot and sticky outside and all I want is beautiful women wearing very little and staying very still. You know, to cool down or something. Of course my attention can’t be held simply by pretty bonds, so I’m turning to one of the premiere studios in feature bondage porn for little story with my naked.… More

Top Five Tuesday – School’s Out!

Posted on June 8, 2010 by J.D.

Back when I was younger, I remember being so excited for this time of year. No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher’s dirty looks… that’s right, it’s nearly summer vacation! But instead of celebrating the sun (which we will get to), I think it’s apt to pay a little attention to those hard workin’ folks at the front of the classroom. Yep, today’s Top Five Tuesday is all about teachers!… More

Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality

Posted on May 26, 2010 by J.D.

Interview heavy porn rocks my world. I know, not everyone has a weakness for it like I do, but as a sex academic and someone that thinks critically about gender/sexuality, hearing someone talk about their sexual expression is just as hot as watching them strip out of their clothes. What can I say?… More

Interview with Aiden Starr

Posted on April 23, 2010 by the porn librarian

We’re back with another great interview from our time at Dinah Shore 2010. This time, JD is sitting down with Aiden Starr, an east coast girl who seems to pop up in every movie we rave about, including Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes, Triangle Films’ Boundaries 6, and one of JD’s faves: First Dates.… More

Dinah Debauchery 2010 – Recap #2

Posted on April 8, 2010 by J.D.

Welcome back to our post Dinah recap #2 – a picture essay of the amazingness that is The Dinah! Yesterday we detailed the insanity of the Saturday Cabana Girl Pool Party and hanging out at our booth, but really, that’s just the beginning of the weekend. Hang on for even more action!… More

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