New Orleans is my favorite place in the lower 48. The last time I was there, I saw a strip club on Bourbon Street where you could wash the stripper of your choice. Wash. With a bucket of soap and water. I didn’t do it (I was with my mom!) but I was hoping maybe it would happen in this movie. It didn’t, but a lot of other really great things happened, like group sex at a bar that has swings for seats and a girl-on-girl threesome in the smoking room of a cigar shop! Out of the five scenes, my favorite was scene one which takes place inside of one of the old Antebellum homes on St. Charles Street in New Orleans. TJ Cummings (who is HOT) and Alexis Amore go at it on a piano bench. As Alexis is lying across the piano bench, TJ cums so hard, he shoots it all the way up to her ear! Growing up, I sang but I always wanted to learn the piano. Now I can’t think of a better reason to take up lessons.
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The latest tribute to Betty Page, Adam & Eve’s Bettie XOXO, is a pretty hot flick that’s got me checking out other movies by it’s star Ava Rose. Rose, whose resemblance to Page captures Tommy Gunn’s attention, is fantastic in this movie. I think mostly I just enjoy her dressed up in garters, a corset and other classic pin-up gear. This is a pretty good movie and I especially loved when Gunn finally got to give it to Rose in scene six. It was a long time coming and he made sure she didn’t regret her decision! They take things pretty slowly, which is always good for me, and Gunn is the second dude dedicated to oral I’ve seen in the past week! I hope, for my viewing pleasure and for female performers everywhere, that this is a new trend in porno. Adam & Eve rarely disappoints me and this is another fantastic fuck flick.
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Yay for plot! Alana Evans plays a cop in this Adam & Eve feature that has lots of blackmail and fine black ass. The story is pretty decent (there’s even a plot twist at the end) and the sex is definitely hot. My only complaint is that a couple of scenes weren’t very well lit, including the all girl action at the end. Of course, most amateur films are twice as dark and there’s plenty of good to talk about. First, the film focuses on what appears to be a normal lesbian couple – sure one of them ends up bangin’ a couple of cops in an effort to thwart their progress on a case, but I still feel like it’s a little bit unusual that they are the primary couple.
Next up is the aforementioned threesome. It’s totally hot. Alexis Silver handles both men like a pro – although I suppose she is a professional, so that makes sense.
The final scene, although it’s a little on the dark side, is my favorite. Sure it’s probably because it’s the lesbian scene but it also has great energy that coincides with the storyline. Watching Silver pull Evans’ hair while she fingers and eats her pussy is pretty freaking hot.
You’ll have to watch to see what happens. All I can say is bring on the sequel!
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From start to finish, this movie is the perfect mix of superb hotness and quality video production. Not only do each of the scene’s couples get everything hot and bothered, the great close ups make you feel like you are part of the scene. Gotta love those filming angles. Thank god for film school!
I am a big fan of scene 2. Aside from the funky light strings on the floor, I always like when a girl rubs her own clit while she’s being fucked. It’s just really hot to watch! The beginning of scene three – the girl masturbating against the fence while a guy watches her intensely – made me both hot and uneasy, but I got over it right quick once the scene gets going. She swallows her dude’s cock while we get a really sexy view of her polka dot little panties from beneath her short skirt. And even though I’m not really into dick myself (well, not the attached kind), I will say that mister scene 4 has an impressively big cock that even I couldn’t keep my eyes off of. But it was the girl on girl in scenes 5 that really did it for me (duh). Watching two girls fuck each other up and down a movie theater (at least I think that’s what it was supposed to be) was enough to make we want to run out to my local mega-plex and take over the back row! And as the critics say: Two thumbs up!
-J.D. Bauchery
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I had heard about Carolina Jones a few weeks ago and I was pretty excited about its release. I like reviewing spoofs; I think it takes a little bit more wit to do a parody than it does to do your average four hour gonzo porn. I’m not saying I don’t like gonzo, I just like a little more. Doesn’t every girl?
This movie was shot entirely on location in Hungary and Budapest which is unheard of in adult - but it sure paid off. The scenery is amazing and the storyline is pretty great too. Definitely a little over-the-top at times, but it keeps you enthralled.
I’d also like to take this moment to profess my undying love for Bree Olson. I love how she gets so into every scene. You can tell she thoroughly enjoys being there and she’s not leaving until she cums over and over again. I think that’s really important in a scene - I’d like to know that they’re enjoying themselves as much as I am.
Adam & Eve consistently puts out features that are both enjoyable to watch and turn you on time and time again. I can’t wait for the sequel!
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Porn with a narrator. Now that’s a first for me. Not that I particularly mind – it gives the movie a Masterpiece Theatre feel, though the actual acting isn’t exactly Masterpiece quality. But it’s not like we’re watching for the acting ability and riveting script. Let’s get down to the real deal – the fucking. Even writing this sentence, I am still up in the air as to which scene was hottest for me, two or three. The awesome g/b/b threesome in scene two included a pretty impressive simultaneous blow job/clit licking by the same person (again a porn first for me), but scene three’s poker game had the two guys watching the two girls get it on decide to start their own make out session, which of course turned into a total debauchery and a good fuck for all. Totally hot! I guess scene two wins by default, as scene three’s cards theme had them completely set up for a super sexy game of strip poker, which they totally overlooked. Guess we can’t win ‘em all, but this flick definitely gets two thumbs up for both great scenes.
-J.B. Bauchery
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I can’t begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this movie. Kayden Kross plays a deputy sheriff who gets caught up in an investigation of a bank robbery gone awry. She’s been sleeping with the married sheriff (played by Tommy Gunn, who is hot as hell) who tries to take her off the case when it’s revealed that Kayden’s cousin was involved in the robbery. However, Kayden conducts her own investigation on the side and she’ll stop at nothing to get information. I won’t ruin the ending for you - but it takes a turn you don’t see coming.
Adam & Eve really know what they’re doing over there. Kayden Kross is gorgeous and you can tell that she’s really enjoying herself in the scenes. The story kept me in the movie and was a nice break in between the action that definitely got me worked up. The oral scenes were my favorite - the girls were really into it (both giving and receiving) and it was very sexy. This was an all-around great movie and I’d recommend it to anyone.
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Holy Crap! The dialogue in this movie is so perfectly porn! I can’t even describe it how amazing it is. It’s like watching a movie where they’re mocking porn, but with hardcore sex. I thought that the sex was spectacular in this movie, but Tommy Gunn is one of my favorite male performers, so I might be biased. Scene one starts the action off with an amazing scene. I’m not sure who the woman is, but she didn’t shut up and I loved it. Gunn pounds her after she deep throats his rock hard cock – and let me tell you, that doesn’t look like an easy feat! There’s also a pretty hot all-girl threesome that closes out the film and did I mention that Ron Jeremy plays the bad guy? If that’s not reason to check this one out, I’m not sure what would convince you.
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Jamye Waxman has done it again with the third installment of her Personal Touch series! This time the sexpert extraordinaire is talking about something that should be near and dear to every woman’s heart – The Big O. Waxman is smart and accessible as always, and walks us through numerous types of orgasm and the best way to go about achieving them. While this one is chock full of information, it never gets boring as Waxman giggles her way through scenes on g-spot and clitoral stimulation, female ejaculation, and anal orgasm. My favorite scene was the first as real-life partners Daisy Layne and Dick Chibbles use a few different toys and techniques to bring Daisy to a Screaming O. They have great chemistry (duh), communication and watching things progress from gentle stroking to an all out pussy pounding is amazing. Great sex, great information, and a cameo by the Vulva Puppet! Thank you Ms. Waxman.
Check out the entire Personal Touch Series!
-The Porn Librarian
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Everything negative I’ve ever said about instructional videos just doesn’t apply to the fabulous “Nina Hartley’s Guide To…” series. Nina has a special ability to get info across in an easily understood, totally laidback and captivating way - all while making clinical anatomy diagrams hot. And that is nothing to sneeze at! As for this awesome strapping-on how-to, I really enjoyed how the movie stressed that strapping on can be enjoyed by both men and women, then demonstrated both for us, the lucky viewers. While I honestly enjoyed the whole thing, scene two was especially fun for me. Watching a cock-bearing Nina Hartley fuck her friend Mika up, down and all around was really fucking hot. Mika gets so worked up it almost seems like she’s faking, but it’s pretty much sacrilegious to fake an orgasm with Nina Hartley, so it’s really tantalizing to see that her intense pleasure is for real.
-J.D. Bauchery
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