Sexy kits are awesome for getting everything you need in one perfectly packaged box.  If it’s elegance, class and an evening full of erotic fun you want, look no further than The Intimacy Love Kit from Booty Parlor!  Housed in a beautiful box decorated with swirly pink accents, a satin pull and a magnetic clasp, this exciting kit was just as much a visual treat to get in the mail!

You open the box to find two bottles – one containing a water based lubricant and the other a massage oil, clasped to the top. In the open bottom drawer are two condoms and a little peach-colored disposable vibrating cock ring.

Down to the nitty gritty – I started out with the oil (foreplay, gotta love it) and really liked it from the opening. It had a mild spicy kick to it that created a nice warm scent. The oil was light on my skin, but had a good spread to it allowing lots of massaging per application.

The lube went on like a dream and was great fun for a few minutes, but quickly became gummy and needed a little more water to reactivate. I do not recommend using this lube for oral sex, as it has this horrible chemical sweet taste that I found really unpleasant.

Luckily, getting fed up with the taste and going to rinse my hands off reactivated the lube beautifully and fun wasn’t entirely ruined. There was an additional draw back though; repeated applications of fresh lube onto tacky created a rather gummy mess and soon I had gooey balls of older lube forming under my hands, which is kind of anti-hot.

Both bottles had one major failing. Tiny, slender and definitely eye-catching, they were also too small, with nozzles too petite, to really get enough with one pump. This necessitated repeated pumping to get a reasonably workable portion to start with. You’ll also feel obliged to go back to pump out more, but with hands already slick from the first application this only gets more difficult each time.

I don’t have much to say about the condoms beyond them being the usual great one-time use protection from STD’s, unwanted pregnancy and the horrors of spending hours washing your toys off. The vibrating cock ring, well, it was my first and I had a little bit of trouble maneuvering it properly… or maybe it was the fact that the ring is made from an unspecified jelly compound that was harshing my horny, but either way I tossed the ring before the battery actually wore completely down. A pity really – if the ring had been made out of something a bit more durable and a bit less questionable, I probably would have kept it and just replaced the tiny bullet when it was dead.

All in all, despite the minor frustrations, I had a lot of fun with the kit and definitely would recommend it for a quickie. Everything is designed to be used fast and easy, then discarded – but I think I’m going to try and keep my box as a memento.

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