SpareParts knows how to make a harness. There are some toys you just lust after. Ones that you’ve seen in action in porn movies, or read about on your favorite sex toy website – ones that you dream about playing with. Every sex toy connoisseur has them. The SpareParts’ Joque harness was mine. I coveted this crème de la crème of jock strap style harnesses for quite some time and actually squealed with excitement when I heard that one was on its way for review.

So, what’s so great about the Joque harness, you ask? The real question should be what’s not. It’s obvious that Joque was designed by someone that actually uses harnesses and knows what works. The structure is unlike any harness I’ve seen before. Instead of the standard thin straps and plastic fasteners, Joque is actually one piece of good quality thick nylon that uses Velcro to help the wearer achieve the perfect fit with no bunching or pulling. As well, the harness features spandex-y leg straps that fit like a dream and stay in one place. I’ve seen a lot of harnesses in my day, but none that even compare to the quality and attention to detail when it comes to making sure it fits and feels comfortable.

I especially love that SpareParts took the time to make a product that caters to women of different sizes. It’s a little more difficult to find a harness if you rock a zaftig body, but Joque has two sizing options and is designed to fit well on bigger bodies. That extra thought on their part really makes me respect the company and makes we want to shout their praises from the rooftops.

Aside from the fit, which is a big part, the coolest feature of Joque is the pouch/”O” ring in the front. An act of what I can only figure as extreme genius, someone over at SpareParts thought to make the “O” ring that you slide your dildo through out of elastic. That’s right; the “O” ring stretches and completely accommodates even the biggest of cocks. No taking precious sex time to switch “O” rings when you want to use a different sized dick. Just pull out and push the new one in. Seriously easy. Another awesome feature of Joque is the pouch that the “O” ring leads into. The pouch holds the base of the dildo and allows for the option to have the base against your skin or inside the pouch with the soft backing rubbing against your delicate bits. The pouch is also designed to take toys with balls, which was the biggest downfall I found with a few other harnesses.

While using the harness is pretty much a dream come true, the cleanup is far from a nightmare. The harness is 100% waterproof and can be thrown in the washing machine or cleaned by hand. And yes, being waterproof means is totally shower and bathtub friendly as well. To keep Joque clean between uses, he comes with a matching travel bag as well. How smart is that!

I know it’s obvious that I have a soft spot in my heart (and pants) for this harness, but to be honest, there are a few downsides to it as well. First, I hate having to read instructions for a sex toy. I want my toy to be intuitive enough that I can pull it out of the box and get going. But with Joque, you really need to read the instructions, and wash him first, and take the time to properly fit him. There is no just goin’ to town here. While I know that this negative is far from a real issue, it’s worth noting. I mean really, how much does it suck to be in the middle of getting busy and have to stop to read up on how to fit your harness? No thanks. Luckily you only have to do this once and just grab and go for all the times after.

With two size choices and a bevy of colors to pick (mine is lavender!), SpareParts really does know how to make a harness.

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