There are combinations that go together, and then there are combinations that are so deeply rooted together that it’s hard to think of them apart.  Peanut butter and jelly; milk and cookies; pussy and seaweed…  Wait, what?!?  That’s right, pussy and seaweed!  I’d never have thought to ever pair the two, but my experiences with Sliquid Oceanics lube has me longing to head down the shore and turn toward the sea for some action!

Alright, so it’s not seaweed seaweed that makes Sliquid Oceanics so good, but seaweed derivatives, as well as a bunch of other tasty extracts from the sea.  I’m not going to lie and say I know what any of these are (Carrageenan, Wakame, Nori – no clue), but they do the job of creating a fantastically slippery water-based lube that continues to stay slick and stay put for a nice long while.

While keeping things slippery for the long haul is a pretty great feat for a water-based lube in the first place, Sliquid Oceanics is far from being a one trick pony.  Along with being awesome in the sack, this fabulous lube is also glycerin- and paraben-free, which is so important to us sensitive folks, AND vegan, for all you animal lovers .  PLUS it’s chock full of a whole ton of certified botanical extracts, including aloe, green tea, sunflower seed, hibiscus, flax and more.  And that Carrageenan I was talking about ealier?  Yeah, apparently that ingredient has been shown in some lab tests to prevent the spread of HPV during sex.  Um, what?  Where has this magic potion been all of my life?!?

Whether we were playing in the rainforest of the pussy or the desert of the butt, this slippery friend kept things going smoothly and has earned itself a place on my nightstand.

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