While it’s probably one of the most cliché clichés of all time, it is in fact true that necessity really is the mother of invention. When it all boils down to it, all the greatest ideas have been born out of a specific need to be filled. And sometimes that need is purely to have hotter sex.… More
You know, I have to say I wasn’t really super excited about this thing when I received it in the mail for review from Edenfantastys.com. I mean, my grandmother has one of these in her shower for “safety’s sake.” Now, I’m not sure what Grandma is up to because this thing is pretty sweet for wet and wild shower sex! Continue reading
When it comes to sex toys, I’ve always been the kind of lady that goes for the stuff that will get me off as fast as possible, and quite possible vibrate me right off the bed. I’m not usually one that goes for the sensual, romance-inducing toys or anything that’s full of lotions or potions.… More
I had my first kiss as the result of a Truth or Dare game. And no, I don’t mean a little peck that made us both blush and scamper back to our respective chairs. I mean a dare that turned into us making out and other people leaving the room. So, yeah, I have some near and dear experience with Truth or Dare.… More
SpareParts knows how to make a harness. There are some toys you just lust after. Ones that you’ve seen in action in porn movies, or read about on your favorite sex toy website – ones that you dream about playing with. Every sex toy connoisseur has them. The SpareParts’ Joque harness was mine.… More
Sometimes it’s fun/necessary for couples to have a little toy play in the bedroom. That thought definitely influenced my desire to try out the Tongue Joy for review; unfortunately by the time it arrived, I didn’t really have a partner to test it out with. No problem, the tongue joy has a number of differently sized bands that easily can be attached to a finger for some alone time celebrations.… More
Contrary to what TV and movies tell you, fat chicks actually do have sex, and plenty of it. And we aren’t hiding in the dark, ashamed of our stretch mark-laden breasts and thick thighs. We are too busy making sure our partners are getting off and showing them exactly how to hit our g-spot juuuuust right.… More
Being a professional sex toy reviewer has its ups and downs. Sure, I have more dildos, vibes and butt plugs than I know what to do with, but on the other hand, I have more dildos, vibes and butt plugs than I know what to do with. Really how many dicks does one girl need?… More
I recently recruited my girlfriend to help review all three formula’s of Jimmy Jane’s massage lotion. Since I’ve supported her career for the past seven years, I thought it was only fair that she do the same for me.
She agreed and I explained to her that, in my professional opinion, the only real way to fairly review these products would be to receive extensive massages on consecutive nights with each product.… More
I popped my edible massage lotion cherry. Wild Cherry, I should say, and it was delicious. Wild Cherry Body Butter is smooth, hydrating, and above all, tasty. I’m not sure who enjoyed it more! Licking or being licked clean – this treat is an all around win-win.
While Body Butter is primarily a massage lotion (and what a massage lotion it is!), I just had to incorporate this Wild Cherry delight into my favorite frisky activity: Oral Sex!… More