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Icicles No. 11

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Icicles #11

Some people love vibrators.  Some swoon over anal toys.  Me?  I am a dildo fan through and through.  Sure, I can be enticed by the methodic buzz of a vibe at times, but when it comes to my go-to toys to get me off, you can be rest assured that a dildo is what I am reaching for.  But don’t think just any dildo will do, my friend – oh no, I am quite specific when it comes to anything that fills me up just right.  First of all, it needs to be body-safe, meaning that the toy is free of harmful chemicals (like phthalates).  Then I go for easy to clean, firm and filling, and interesting.  And that’s just what I got when I opened up my Icicles No.… More

Holy Hotness Just In Time For Easter! The Jackhammer Jesus Dildo

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Behold - the Jackhammer Jesus

Well, friends, it looks like Easter is here… and boy has the lord risen!  At this point as a sex toy reviewer, I would say that all in all, I am fairly unflappable.  You want me to try out that giant cock with 45 different vibration patterns?  Sure, hand it over.  You say you want me to shoot lube up my ass?  Great, all I need is an instruction manual.  Basically, I’m up for anything.… More

The Lube Shooter & Sliquid Organics Lube

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The Lube Shooter

It took me a while to review The Lube Shooter.  It’s not because I wasn’t into the idea – I mean, I picked it out myself and was excited to try something new.  I was nervous; apprehensive about the unknown.  Sure, I’ve played with my butt plenty of times, but when it comes to shooting lube up my canal a little further than I ever had before… there was definitely a learning curve.… More

Don Juan Silicone Anal Toy

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Don Juan Silicone Anal Toy

I’ve always been a fan of curvy – bodies, sex toys, you name it! While straight is great in some situations, it’s those delicious rounded bends and arcs that really get me worked up into a state. Do you know what else gets me worked into a similar state? You guessed it – booty play!… More

Tantus’ Mark

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It’s been a while since I’ve been really excited about a new dildo, but when I saw the new Tantus Mark, I knew I had to get my hands on one pronto! To be honest, this is the first dong I’ve ever had that’s goal is to be realistic. While this homo isn’t convinced she’s missing anything, it’s super fantastic and fun for a little hot and heavy gender play!… More

Little Flirt

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Little Flirt

Oh, the art of flirting. From that first coy glance to the flat out proclamation of attraction – there is nothing quite like the giddiness and excitement of a new, sexy beginning. So, it makes perfect sense why Tantus would name their deliciously minute butt plug Little Flirt. Teasing the sensitive sphincter muscles with its thin, graduated neck, the Little Flirt is a fabulous butt plug for beginners and pros alike, showing everyone that anal sex can be totally hot and enjoyable from the very start.… More

Fancy Me Sampler Kit

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Fancy Me Sampler Kit

My first thought when I saw the Fancy Me Kit was, ‘oooh self indulgence how I love thee,’ my second thought was ‘I’m not loving the feathers.’ Packaging counts for a lot with me – a really pretty toy that’s nicely wrapped will push my impulse-buy button like no one’s business.  On the other hand, a less than adorable toy in sub-stellar packaging makes me hesitant to touch it at all, let alone take it home and do nasty things to it.… More