There are a lot of ugly sex toys out there. Like a lot a lot. But lucky for us, toy makers have gotten wind of the fact that people are becoming way more discretionary about what they are putting into (and on) their bodies – both material and aesthetic wise. In recent years, a whole host of amazingly beautiful, body-safe toys have hit the sexy shop shelves, making it more fun than ever to pick our pleasures. And this time around, my pleasure was deliciously sinful…
Sinful Pleasure is a gorgeous glass dildo from the new line of toys by Joyful Pleasure. Handmade of medical-grade, shatter-resistant glass, this duel-ended dildo is as good to your body as it is to your eyes. That’s right – Sinful Pleasure is downright mantle-worthy. Clear with ribbons of different colors swirling through it, this 7½ inch dildo belongs on display… whenever it isn’t doing its day job of getting me off, I mean. This toy is crafted with a bulbous, tapered head (read: shaped like the glans of a penis) on one side, and a rounded, spherical knob on the other, offering up two very different stimulating experiences to its user. And who doesn’t love options, right?… More
Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys? No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong! Why do I bring this up? Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.… More
I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo. It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures. For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star. You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars? Did I get too nerdy on you? What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime. How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?… More
A while back, HM4Her delved into the fabulous world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review. Yes, we’ve been reviewing dildos and harnesses, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a long time, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity. The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different. Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our other gender expression toy posts.… More
The Stainless Pleasure Lever is like getting two sex toys in one. Or, if you only like one end, it’s like getting a really awesome toy with a really fancy handle. That is pretty much how it worked out for me and I’m definitely not sad about it.
This stainless steel lever is 9.8 inches in total length and weighs in at 1.12 lbs.… More
When it comes to Fleshlight’s Freaks line, some of the cocks are clearly more appropriate to talk about around Halloween. I mean, Drac and Frankenstein might feel amazing all year long, but it just makes sense to write about them when everyone is feeling extra spooky.
For the others, like Cyborg and Alien, there is no specific time of year that they fit the bill so perfectly, though Alien does have context within a certain movie (they may not mention it, but c’mon, with the color of the dick and the images associated, the dildo may as well as have “Avatar” emblazoned on the balls). Today’s review is about a cock that perfect to talk about year round, as well as particularly timely due to a pop culture trend of loving/fearing the reanimated dead. Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ about Zombie!… More
We are back with another freak from the Fleshlight Freaks line of quality silicone cocks! This time we are here with Alien, a beautiful blue dildo that is… out of this world. Ok, sorry, I had to. While we wanted to feature Frankenstein and Drac in time for Halloween, this dick is little less ‘monster’ and more extraterrestrial, so figured it would be great to talk about, and use, whenever (though Frank and Drac are perfect for anytime insertion as well!).… More
I am beginning to think that themed dildos are my favorite sex toys. That goes double for monster-themed dildos, and obviously I was in some serious heaven when a package from the good folks at Fleshlight landed on our stoop, packed to the gills with an amazing assortment of Freak cocks. Included in that magical box was the biggest and most grotesque of them all… Frankenstein.… More
This dildo from the new line of Fleshlight Freaks is more than just a pretty red cock. It is a solid well crafted dildo that feels nice and heavy in your hands. It is made from 100% body safe silicone for an irritation free experience. Fleshlight makes the number one selling toy for men, so I was definitely eager to see how they fared in the ways for the man made wang. Coming in at 6.75 inches long including the balls, 5.75 inches not including the balls and 5.5 inches around, I found Drac to be just my size – not too long, but with a slightly larger than average girth.… More
Who loves strap-on sex? Who hates annoying straps that come loose while you enjoy strap-on sex? Who loves comfy underpants? Meeeeee!
Wow, I’m in love with my RodeoH Harness. I was lucky enough to review this brand new item thanks to Babeland! While this awesome bit of cloth serves the same purpose as your traditional harness – it holds your dildo in place while you bang, but there are no straps involved! The RodeoH Harness is underwear with a built in o-ring for your cock. It is a sexy pair of briefs made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex. I got the red and black which I love and prefer, but they also come in black and grey.… More