Some people love sex toys that are shaped like animals or have adorable, cuddly faces. I am not one of those people. I prefer my toys to be a little less cutesy. While the Jellyfish dildo is, in fact, shaped like Jellyfish resting atop a post, with it’s squiggly tentacles coming down to form a textured layer around the shaft, it is not quite what I would call cute.… More
I admit that I went into testing this toy with a little bit of bias. I generally like my dildos to look nothing like the “real thing” and this cock was all too realistic, with it’s “Caucasian” coloring, detailed glans and textured veins (though the blue “veins” looked like awful prison tattoos).… More
Great. My first sex toy review and I had a deadline. By the end of November I had to winterize the windows, clean the gutters, and convince my nerdy girlfriend to get her nose out of her journals and, well, in between my legs. Fortunately for me and the future of my relationship, the last wasn’t as daunting as cleaning the gutters.… More
It was time…time to try out the G-Spot Flexi. To be honest, I was not excited about this toy. It creeped me the fuck out. It was pink and bumpy…and when I took it out of its package, it was bendy. Not flexible, but bendy. It makes a horrible noise when you bend it, like some party favor from when your best friend turned 10.… More
It’s another pink toy…I know you’re all expecting a negative review, and a few comments about my negativity about toys of the pink variety. Well, SUPRISE! The Raquel dildo is probably my second favorite toy EVER (behind the Wand, and seriously, can anything beat that?) and is certainly my favorite dildo I’ve ever tried.… More
I have to say that at first glance, I didn’t think I could handle the Blowfish Love Balls. They violated two of my main principles regarding sex toys; the Blowfish were both pink, and had faces, which are generally big no-nos in my book. However, like the brave little sexpert that I am, I decided not to just a book by its cover (or a sex toy by it’s colored faces).… More
So maybe you’re a sex nerd like me, and want to furnish your living room with beautiful pyrex dildos in shadow boxes (and the sad part is that I’m not kidding). Or maybe you’re looking for a dildo that embodies class and beauty along side the main purpose of a dildo (and if you don’t know that, you’re probably on the wrong site).… More