Now that I’m a grown up with a house, investments and furniture that I didn’t find on the side of the road or salvation army, I’m a little more conscious of how I take care of things. Sadly, that means spontaneous couch sex comes with a side of guilt about ruining a piece of furniture that cost more than my first car.… More
Back when I was a mere dyke of 20, I went online and bought myself a vixen creations dildo, the Woody to be exact. Without even a glimmer of my sex writing/sex toy connoisseur future, I actually got myself one of the best dicks on the market. Guess my love of quality silicone toys has always been in my blood.… More
I have to admit I was a little more than excited when I found out I was going to be reviewing the Jaguar Harness + Purple Leo Combo for Babeland. Every review I’ve ever read of the Jaguar has been insanely positive, and I was thrilled to finally experience what everyone has been raving about.… More
For all of you who are looking for the perfect holiday gift, let me tell you a little about the For Your Nymphomation Sex Toy Case.
I never really thought I needed a sex toy case, even though I have a truckload of “sexual aides.” We don’t have kids to snoop around in the bedroom and have more storage than two girls could ever need.… More
For all of you who stood in line to get your hands on your iPhone, do I have a vibrator for you! Lelo, the best thing to come out of Sweden since ABBA, is a great company dedicated to making high-end “pleasure objects” and their most recent offering, the MIA, should be on every gal on the go’s wish list.… More
I own a lot of high-tech sex toys. As much as I love the bells and whistles of whatever the latest toy everyone is talking about, when it comes down to it, I typically reach for more basic items in a pinch.
Nobessence Fling is made of wood, which is as basic as it gets.… More
When the Rabbit Habit showed up on my doorstep for review, I wasn’t really that excited. I loved Sex in the City, but never really bought into the hype of The Rabbit dual action vibe for whatever reason. In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have formed my opinion without giving it a tryout because I now understand why the girls had to have a masturbation intervention for Charlotte.… More
Last week I posted a review for the Sportsheets’ Leg Harness, the neoprene and velcro toy that wraps around your thigh for the ultimate leg humping experience. In said review, I commented that:
Since playing, I’ve read in other reviews that the leg harness is great for sex laying side by side, especially for folks with mobility issues or disabilities.
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Sometimes, when I have places to be but I’m really horny, I need to get off in a pinch. Enter the Papillon. I love this little guy. With only two speeds and a simple design, this vibe gives me one of the quickest – and most satisfying – orgasms of anything in my toy collection.… More
I love the idea of reviewing a toy that is totally new to the world. Makes me feel like some sort of explorer. A pussy explorer, even. And really, I’m okay with that! We Vibe is the first toy that’s designed to stimulate both your clit and G-spot, WHILE you’re getting penetrated by a penis/fingers/toy/whatever!… More