Coochy Protection

I hate shaving. I really cannot express how much I hate taking sharp implements to tender bits. In grown hairs are a plague, re-growing hairs are an itchy nuisance, then the decision – do I grow it back out or keep keeping it off because it’ll stop the itch? I’ve tried side stepping the whole shaving issue with waxes, but I get the same problems, in grown hairs, itchiness, for some reason I seem to be allergic to the wax, so I break out and it never seems to last a week.… More

Jimmyjane’s Form 6

I’ve reviewed a lot of vibrators on the site, but the Form 6 is by far the most fancy pants. Really, how many toy manufacturers can boast that they’ve won an ID Design Award? In case it isn’t obvious, the answer is one – Jimmyjane. I was really excited when I finally got my hands on this marvelous massager and it was well worth the wait.… More

SpareParts’ Joque Harness

SpareParts knows how to make a harness. There are some toys you just lust after. Ones that you’ve seen in action in porn movies, or read about on your favorite sex toy website – ones that you dream about playing with. Every sex toy connoisseur has them. The SpareParts’ Joque harness was mine.… More

P-Style – I pee in the shower

I never really had much of a desire to pee standing up. I mean, I’ve struggled to avoid soaking my shoes in pit toilets on my travels, but I grew up in Upstate NY and am pretty good at urinating in the woods if necessary.

However, now that I am the proud owner of my very own P-Style, I can’t wait to pee all over the place.… More

Beyond Lotions

I recently recruited my girlfriend to help review all three formula’s of Jimmy Jane’s massage lotion. Since I’ve supported her career for the past seven years, I thought it was only fair that she do the same for me.

She agreed and I explained to her that, in my professional opinion, the only real way to fairly review these products would be to receive extensive massages on consecutive nights with each product.… More

Feeldoe Slim

I’ve had my eye on the Feeldoe by Tantus for about a billion years. I’ve heard so many great things about them, plus I love trying out anything that’s unique. When I pulled it out of the packaging, I got even more excited as my mind raced with the possibilities.

I mean, here’s a strap-on cock that I don’t need a harness for that also has an insertable vibrating bullet.… More

Talula

Back in April when we went to Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs, we met the awesome folks of Tulip Toy Gallery who had an impressive, silicone-heavy spread of sex toys out on their table for all to check out. Aside with being perfectly smitten with the staff, we fell in love with their line of Vamp Silicone toys.… More

Luna pleasure bead system

If you’ve ever picked up an issue of Cosmo, you know what kegel exercises are and why they’re super important. I’ve previously used wand style exercisers, but until I received the Luna Pleasure Bead System I’d never tried Ben Wa style balls before.

Ben Wa balls, for those of you who are unfamiliar, are small spheres that are inserted into your vagina to help strengthen the PC muscles.… More