Contrary to what TV and movies tell you, fat chicks actually do have sex, and plenty of it. And we aren’t hiding in the dark, ashamed of our stretch mark-laden breasts and thick thighs. We are too busy making sure our partners are getting off and showing them exactly how to hit our g-spot juuuuust right.

One of the industries I would expect to know that is the sex toy industry. Sure, most sex toys are pretty much one size fits most when it comes to getting off. The majority of people can touch that vibe to their clit, or play with one of the million size dildos that each company offers, but the toy that I’m interested in talking about here in the strap-on harness. While harness come in a variety of different styles – from the double straps around the leg jock strap model to the g-string-esque, through the legs sort, they don’t always come in sizes that work for bigger bodies. The average maximum waist size of the harness I’ve checked out is between 40” and 50”. Those sizes may fit a bunch of people, but they aren’t getting me fucked, so really, I’m not interested in those harnesses, or companies that only serve smaller bedfellows.

To be perfectly fair, I have noticed that many companies are beginning to make harnesses that fit larger waist sizes – some even going so far as to offer two sizing options of the same harness, so that the buyer can choose which sizing option will best fit their body and go with that. Brilliant idea. The only down side to making the same harness for bigger and smaller people are that the groups have very different needs and the same harness doesn’t always accommodate those differences.

So, all that said, I was thoroughly and pleasantly surprised when I saw the Sedeux Divine Diva Plus Size Harness from Sportsheets on EdenFantasys.com. Finally, a harness that was built for MY needs and MY pleasure. Halle-freaking-luiah ! Offering up to a fabulous 82” waist size, the Divine Diva harness has a thick nylon waist strap and a super comfortable back support piece that I assume is there to help keep the straps from slipping around. Very thoughtful, Sportsheets, very thoughtful indeed. As well, the strap fasteners are attached to the back piece, which definitely gives the whole harness a little bit of extra support and keeps the straps extra secure!

Another positive of the Sedeux Divine Diva is that it comes with three interchangeable O-rings, so you fit almost any dildo you’d like! That is a definitely bonus when you are like me and have an arsenal of cocks that you enjoy equally and like to rotate them regularly. What can I say, I don’t want any of them to get jealous.

There are a lot of great things about the Divine Diva harness, but unfortunately there are a few issues as well. First, the biggest issue for me is that the way the harness is designed – with the leg straps attaching in the middle of the bottom of the crotch pad, below the O-ring, and with the bottom snap of the O-ring fasteners being super short, it is near impossible to use a dildo with balls. They just don’t fit. I did remedy the situation by putting the largest O-right in and figuring out a way to rig the harness to bend a little and allow the whole dildo in and secure. Not perfect, but sometimes you need to improvise.

I also had to fix these two super scratchy bits where the leg straps meet the waistband in the back. I guess someone (or some machine) must have burned the little bits of nylon on the end and just left them as hard, prickly little pokers that left scratches. I ended up just sewing small pieces of fleece over the scratchy bit, which worked well, but still, people shouldn’t have to do repairs on their new toys. And lastly, the structure of the harness is pretty sturdy, but the actual nylon is a little on the cheap side and feels a little rough when it’s in contact with sensitive skin, like thighs.

All in all, the Sedeux Divine is a pretty decent harness that comes from a company that is actually interested in knowing what their customers need and filling those gaps in the market. Sex toys are expensive and I know I, for one, want to give my hard earned bread to a company that cares whether or not I (or some other zaftig gal) can get off just how she wants to… with no weight limit requirements.

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