This Retro Pocket Rocket Waterproof Vibrator is so freakin’ cute I can’t even stand it. I love the retro-yness of it. A Good Vibrations’ reviewer called it “dorky-cute” and that is exactly what it is. What takes it over the edge of awesomeness is the moon stand that comes with it!
The Retro Pocket Rocket Waterproof Vibrator isn’t just fun to look at. It is a great addition to your sex toy collection. It is not as strong as the old school pocket rocket, but it definitely brings some intense vibrations. I personally find the original to be far too buzzy and feel a bit like mild bee stings. I like that the retro rocket is a little more chill. It only has one speed, but this is often the case with pocket rocket style vibes.
I wondered if the wings on the ship would get in the way when holding it. I wouldn’t call it a super comfortable grip, but it didn’t bother me a ton. I was worried that when things got revved up and I was bearing down a bit harder that I might break the plastic wings. Didn’t happen and was well.
This is what I don’t like about it: The plastic almost feels like metal for some reason. It certainly contributes to the old timey feel of the toy and I like metal toys when I’m in the mood for a metal toy! If you grab it off of your nightstand (because you know it will be sitting there all cute and proud instead of residing among the other toys in the bin under your bed) and it is cold outside, the rocket will indeed be cold as well. That means that little frozen space ship is going to be touching your bits. You can totally avoid this by wrapping it in a warm damp cloth or dipping the tip in warm water. You can even warm it in the palm of your hand. My issue is that I am usually a grab and go kind of girl, but I’m not going to throw it away over it.
The specs are as follows:
Material: ABS plastic
Measurements: 5″ tall x 1 1/4″ diameter (12.7cm x 3.2cm)
Uses one AA battery, not included
If you’re into super cute toys that get the job done you’ll love this thing. It disguises well and looks good doing it!
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