Sex Toy Reviews

We Love GoodVibrations Bliss Bullet – The Dinah 2012 Edition

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J.D. with a bed full of vibrators

Hello and welcome our weekly sex to review – The Dinah edition.  We’re here in sunny Palm Springs, giving away lots of free porno minutes to tons of beautiful women.  Rough job, right?  We didn’t want to send the ladies off unarmed so we decided to give away 100 vibrators this year.  I know.  We’re like the fairies of fucking.  Go ahead, tell us how amazing we are.  However, we certainly cannot take all of the credit for giving away the best swag ever.  The amazing folks at Good Vibrations supplied us with all of the vibes – Bliss Bullet vibes to be exact.  We are so appreciative for all of the orgasms they will be assisting in this weekend.… More

Pjur Med Clean

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Pjur Med Clean

I’ve always wanted a bottle of toy cleaner.  It’s true.  I was actually really excited when I found out I was going to review Pjur Med Clean.  I’m not generally all that enthused about cleaning products.  I wouldn’t be jazzed about getting a bottle of Clorox for Christmas or anything like that.  The idea of being able to clean off the juicy left overs from my toys with a little spritz is pretty exciting to me.  It just is!  Judge me if you must.… More

KinkLab’s Neon Wand Electrosex Kit

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KinkLab's Neon Wand

It’s not all that often that you come home from work and tell your honey to take off their pants, because it’s time for a little electrocution.  Well, not unless you live in the home of dirty perverts, and that, my friend, is exactly what we are.  At this point, my partner is pretty used to having me come home baring special sex toy treats in my tote bag, and he quite patiently obliges as I “bring my work home” and give each one a test, be it with him or not.… More

Megasol Eros Liquid Aqua Based Woman

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Megasol Eros Liquid Aqua Based Woman

There aren’t many things I think of as staples of sex, but other than safer sex materials, lube is definitely one of them. Lube is just a fact of life. No matter how much natural lubricant your body produces, it’s usually a good idea to add some additional lube, just to make sure things stay slick and moving along.… More

My First Rabbit Vibe

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My First Rabbit Vibe

I never expect much from any toy with the words “my first” in the name.  I usually judge the crap out of it – expecting seam-laden plastic pieces just waiting crack or a blob of jelly with that new car sent.  What else?  Either a pathetically week motor or one that is so buzzily strong it makes my clit want to detach itself and hide in the other room.  California Exotic’s My First Rabbit didn’t necessarily turn me into a believer, but it definitely represented for the “my first” toys.  I could go on a rant about who gets to decide that shitty toys are for beginners, but I’m not really up for that today.… More

Sinful Pleasure

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Sinful Pleasure

There are a lot of ugly sex toys out there.  Like a lot a lot.  But lucky for us, toy makers have gotten wind of the fact that people are becoming way more discretionary about what they are putting into (and on) their bodies – both material and aesthetic wise.  In recent years, a whole host of amazingly beautiful, body-safe toys have hit the sexy shop shelves, making it more fun than ever to pick our pleasures.  And this time around, my pleasure was deliciously sinful…


Sinful Pleasure is a gorgeous glass dildo from the new line of toys by Joyful Pleasure.    Handmade of medical-grade, shatter-resistant glass, this duel-ended dildo is as good to your body as it is to your eyes.  That’s right – Sinful Pleasure is downright mantle-worthy.  Clear with ribbons of different colors swirling through it, this 7½ inch dildo belongs on display… whenever it isn’t doing its day job of getting me off, I mean.  This toy is crafted with a bulbous, tapered head (read: shaped like the glans of a penis) on one side, and a rounded, spherical knob on the other, offering up two very different stimulating experiences to its user.   And who doesn’t love options, right?… More

Handmade Leather Restraints From Project TransAction

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Project TransAction

I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods  and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store.  After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review.  Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off demented enough on email.  But seriously, take a look at the site and you will see why.  After going back and forth on specifics, Vaughn sent out a pair of black leather restraint cuffs with… wait for it… the PERIODIC TABLE silk-screened on them.  Holy kinky nerd nirvana!… More

Pop Plug

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Babeland - Pop Plugs

Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys?  No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong!  Why do I bring this up?  Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.… More

Fleshlight Freaks – Cyborg

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Cyborg - Fleshlight Freaks

I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?… More

Private Silicone Packer

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Private Silicone Packer

A while back, HM4Her delved into the fabulous world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review. Yes, we’ve been reviewing dildos and harnesses, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a long time, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity.  The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different.  Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our other gender expression toy posts.… More