I own a lot of high-tech sex toys. As much as I love the bells and whistles of whatever the latest toy everyone is talking about, when it comes down to it, I typically reach for more basic items in a pinch.

Nobessence Fling is made of wood, which is as basic as it gets. If you’re anything like me, your first reaction is probably one of apprehension. I’ve had enough splinters from stacking wood to second guess a wooden dildo, but let me reassure you that this is one of the nicest dildos I own. Each Fling is handcrafted and amazingly smooth. Nobessence also coats each toy in their trademarked finish, Lubrosity. It’s a waterproof, phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, and odorless. In fact, according to their website, “it forms an impermeable barrier to chemicals and bacteria,” which is pretty amazing when you think about it. All you need to do is wash it in a mild soap and you’re all set. For those of you who are sensitive to other materials, this may be the perfect toy for you!

This is also the ultimate green toy. It’s hand crafted from organic wood that Nobessence grows on sustainable farms for this purpose! Kind of crazy, but also super awesome.

For those of you looking for aesthetically pleasing things to shove up your cooch, this toy is absolutely beautiful. This is the type of toy you can tuck onto a shelf when your mom is coming to visit and expect compliments! Another cool thing is that each toy is as unique as the tree it is crafted from – so you’re buying a one of a kind piece of art that will do far more than gather dust on a shelf.

Of course, all of that is nice, but what about performance? The fling is surprisingly light and incredibly smooth. The head of the toy is a little big, so you’ll want to invite your BFF lube to play along, but once it’s inside it fills you up in that good way without being uncomfortable. I think that’s because the stem is really thin – but it’s really no matter because it just feels amazing. It’s a really good toy for g-spot stimulation and the flared base means it’s safe for anal play too. For those of you with willing boytoys, I’m guessing it would hit the prostate just right! I also really enjoyed the feeling of the fling being run up and down my body – it’s a little cool and really smooth. Plus, it makes a resounding thud if you’re smacked across the ass with it – yay for multi-tasking toys!

Overall, this is a pretty amazing toy. It’s good for your body, the earth, and performs really well when it counts.

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