After a horrible breakup during which my not-so-significant other actually took a vibrator that was supposed to be a present for me back, I felt the need for a replacement. I scoured the pages looking for the same cheap and powerful little vibe I’d fallen in love with at an out of the way sextoy shop in Bumfuck, PA, but unfortunately didn’t have any luck recognizing it among the hoards. So I changed tactics and looked for a vibe about the same size and price range with the same features, and found Little Honey.

Little Honey was apparently a perfect match to my requirements and it even came with a cute clit tingling accessory! Color me overly pleased with myself at finding a replacement with fringe benefits, heck it’s even pink and once you turn it on there’s an LED light inside that changes the vibes colors!  Total upgrade!

Except not so much – this handy dandy little vibrator/dildo/clit tingler came with three watch batteries that once inserted, packed almost no punch. Vibrating through various speeds, including escalating and pulsating with so little power behind it, I found it impossible to get off. Aroused, yes, but Little Honey just couldn’t close the deal. In the end I had to turn to another toy to finish myself off.

Also with the batteries inserted, the starter switch is extremely sensitive, my attempts to put the vibe back in its plastic cradle after assembly turned it on as did bumping the table later as I was getting ready for bed. Which makes this small seemingly perfectly portable device for on the go fun, rather unfeasible for travel, just imagine explaining to the security guards at the airport why you’re bag is vibrating as they escort you out of the gathering crowd of onlookers. Or explaining to your date’s small child why your purse suddenly started glowing.

If you’re incredibly sensitive or just completely new to toys and want something cute for your sock drawer but aren’t thinking of taking it anywhere, more public, give Little honeya try. Otherwise I can’t really recommend it, even at that price a Pocket Rocket would do you better all over.

Try something sweet with Little Honey!

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