It’s not all that often that you come home from work and tell your honey to take off their pants, because it’s time for a little electrocution. Well, not unless you live in the home of dirty perverts, and that, my friend, is exactly what we are. At this point, my partner is pretty used to having me come home baring special sex toy treats in my tote bag, and he quite patiently obliges as I “bring my work home” and give each one a test, be it with him or not.
Now, I’ll admit that this review has been a long time coming. Like I said, it’s not every day that you bring home electro-stim toys to play with, and this KinkLab’s Neon Wand Electrosex Kit is the very first one I’ve ever experienced! That’s right, your confident neighborhood sex toy reviewer was a electro-stim VIRGIN before this toy. That said, I wanted to make 100% sure that I gave it the time and dedication that it deserves before writing it up.
Before we get into all the shocking action (ha!), I want to stress that you NEED to read the user guide prior to plugging this bad boy in. Not only does it have a ton of useful info to make playing more fun, but it gives you all the important safety information you should know – like not to use the Wand on one spot for more than 10 seconds, and not to use on folks with heart conditions. This is electricity we are dealing with, people, give it the respect it deserves.
Alright, now that we’ve got that out of the way, what exactly IS the Neon Wand? Well, the Neon Wand is an Electro-Erotic toy that creates an electrical charge across the surface of the skin, wherever you touch with one of the four glass electrode attachments. The sensations depend on how high the current is turned up, ranging from a light tingling to a sharp shock. You definitely want to start out at the lowest setting and turn it up from there, especially if you are on sensitive parts of the body.
Like I said above, the Neon Wand comes with four different glass electrode attachments that fit into the white wand (which is about 10 inches long) that plugs into the wall. There is an electro comb that looks like a comb with 9 one-inch-long nubs. The second is a mushroom shaped electrode, with a flatter, wider head, which touches a wider surface volume. The third is a tiny bulb at the end of a longer, curved stalk called the 90 degree probe. The tip offers the smallest surface area, meaning the charge is more concentrated. Then there is the tongue tube, which is a rounded diamond shape at the end of the tube. This electrode is flat and kind of looks like a flat spoon. Each attachment feels a little different and definitely made for a fun testing exploration.
When you bring the electrode (attached to the wand) close to your skin, a small colored beam/spark comes out and connects to the skin. I know it sounds weird when I explain it, but really, it’s just what the charge looks like. There are two color options to choose from – purple or red, though you only get one or the other when you buy your wand. Unfortunately you can’t change it on a whim. Mine is red, for all you visual folks out there.
There are other electro-stim wands out there, so what makes the Neon Wand different? This toy is a solid-state device with no moving parts, which means it’s more durable and you can move it around when playing without worrying that the charge is going to vary. I don’t know about you, but I want to know that if I turn it whatever way that it’s not going to lose its power, or shock the crap out of me. Another plus of having a solid-state device is that it is super portable. Who doesn’t love the kinkiest hotel sex? And it comes in its own perfectly packed case! Woohoo!
When we plugged the Neon Wand in ourselves, we were very careful not to spend too much time anywhere near the heart. Something about electricity anywhere near my heart freaks me deeply. I also wasn’t too keen on waving it on my vulva at all, preferring to keep it to extremities. Even my inner thighs were too sensitive for the lowest setting. We used it as more of a tease and in power play situations than as a toy to engage with our genitals. It wasn’t something we used to get off – it was something to get us aroused and offer up a little bit of pain. I know we will definitely use it for some good old fashion mean play in the future.
If you are into erotic electric experiences worth every penny, get yourself a KinkLab Neon Wand from Stockroom!
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