Some folks say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I guess if I needed to draw a map, I would say that they way to my clit is through my nipples. They are the perfect amount of sensitive, with this amazing ability to near get me off when touched – without ever having my junk stimulated. Basically, I love my nipples. So when I saw that Kinklab Mandible Body Clamps were on the list of Babeland toys to review, I totally jumped at the chance to get those suckers on my own excitable parts.
While I’ve reviewed nipple clamps in the past, as well as played with them on my own, I have yet to find a pair that really works for me – and I was hoping that these beautiful clamps would be the ones. Unfortunately, it just didn’t happen. Not only did I have a hard time getting the clamps open and closed (even when I did the instructed squeezing) with the dial, the chain part that joins the individual clamps kept getting loose and falling off.
I also really was not a fan of the dial once they were on my nipples because when I wanted them off, it took too long to get the dial to take them off. Because my nips are so damn sensitive, when something hurts, it REALLY HURTS and I need it to stop RIGHT NOW. Having to wait to have the clamps squeezed a little (extra ouch!) and the dial turned felt like an eternity. And that’s when I actually got them to stay on, which wasn’t very often. Because the actual tip that clamps onto your nipple is quite small (and thankfully rubber covered), there isn’t a ton of surface to grip the nipple, so the whole thing falls off easily, especially with the chain attached. Very frustrating, but then again, it could be something to do with my nipples. The package says you can use them on other parts too, but alas, I was too annoyed to even bother trying to mess with that dial and my bits. No thank you.
I was really sad that I didn’t enjoy the performance of these clamps. I think they are probably the nicest ones I’ve seen and tried, looks-wise, with a slight medical edge to their design (according to the description, they are modeled on early surgical clamps). Super hot. And the fact that they are attached to a chain that gives the perfect amount of weight to really stimulate your nipples while you move is awesome. It’s just the dial and the tips that didn’t work out for me. I guess my disappointed nipples and I will head back to the drawing board.
But don’t take my word for it – clamp onto a pair of your own Kinklab Mandible Body Clamps.
