Johnny – a size queen’s best friend. While I’ll be the first to say that I love me a big, thick dildo, even I was a little speechless when the 7 ½” x 2” Johnny landed on my desk. Huge and distinctly realistic (wrinkles, veins and balls, oh my!), this silicone beast was definitely more man that I had ever handled before. But, as I’m usually up for a challenge, I dropped the big guy in my bag and brought him home for a little quality time in the sack.
Before I even lay down to play, I knew Johnny would have a top place in my toy box (among other boxes…). Crafted from only the best materials, Johnny is 100% silicone and can be cleaned and sterilized in a flash – warm water and soap, boil 3-5 minutes or run through dishwasher – top shelf, no soap. No matter how rough I decided to play, this powerhouse peen would never back down or fall apart… unless I tried to get busy with silicone lube, which is a no no for this guy. Silicone lube + Silicone toy = melty mess. Water based in the way to go! Easy to clean, sturdy, good quality and big – on paper, Johnny sounded like my go to guy! Now for the real test…
Holy massive wieners! This beefy boy is quite the serious bedfellow! Johnny is not the kind of toy you want to start with. Not for your first toy, or for you first penetration for the evening. Seriously, this big guy required quite a bit of time, lube and generous fisting before we even thought about taking him off the nightstand. I needed to be totally worked up and super duper hot to go as far as lube him up. But once I was good and ready, Johnny turned out to be large, in charged and totally amazing.
When it comes to thicker toys, I don’t like a ton of movement once they are inside, so we didn’t bother strapping Johnny into a harness. I’m not sure we even could have, as we’d need a pretty big o-ring to wrangle him in, and I don’t think I even have any that large. For me, havin’ Johnny hand held was just fine. As soon as we got him all the way in (and I’m serious, do not skimp on the lube!), he nuzzled up to my g-spot perfectly and only the smallest of movement totally rocked my dildo lovin’ world! While I may not take him out for everyday play, Johnny definitely earned himself a spot in my top go-to toys when I’m looking for the real deal fill ‘er up.
