Happy Masturbation Month to all! About sixteen or so years ago, the fine folks over at sex toy shop Good Vibrations declared May to be the month that we truly celebrate all things self love. I don’t know about you, but we here at HM4Her couldn’t be more excited to bring a little extra attention to solo sexin’. To help promote the awesomeness of jerkin’ off, we thought we’d tell you about some of our favorite ‘masturbatory aids’ (don’t you just love that phrase?)!
Holy crap is this thing amazing. Three years after reviewing it, this 1.5lb. hunk o’ stainless steel is still at the top of my toybox. Originally designed to hit the prostate (or P-Spot), it was quickly discovered that this delicious wand has the exact curvature to hit the G-Spot dead on and produce a whole lot of seriously hot female ejaculation. I’m not sure what deal njoy Toys made with the Devil to make such an awesome toy, but I am so very thankful they did.
Speaking of wands, it’s pretty much criminal to leave out the plugged-in horsepower of the Hitachi Magic Wand. Getting folks off for years and years, the Hitachi is a power-packed speed machine that brings one of the most intense sex toy buzzes out there. It may be packaged and sold as a ‘massager,’ but your bits will thank you for years to come.
Discreet, powerful and UBS-charged, the MIA is a mini vibe that’s perfect for getting off when you’re on the go. Lelo broke the mold when they came up with this awesome little body-safe toy. Only downside – someone might mistake it for a lipstick in your purse and accidentally stumble upon your tasty little secret.
Sometimes when it comes to getting yourself off, it’s all about sticking a toy up your butt! And nothing feels quite like the thick, graduated bulbs of the Ophoria Rapture #5. With a nice hefty weight, a sturdy design and length/girth for days, #5 may not be right for a first timer (though it very well may be!), but folks that have been around the booty block a few times will be grateful for all it has to offer. Plus all Ophoria toys are made from quality materials (yay silicone!), which means this anal adventurer is totally body-safe, easy to clean and will last for a long, long time.
Masturbation and penetration rhyme, so clearly they go together like peanut butter and jelly, and when it comes to penetration, glass is a fantastic medium. Hard, smooth and heavy, glass is filling, slippery (only needs a drop of lube) and is a pretty as it is sexy. The toy that tops our glass list is the Topsy Turvy. The curve of this particular Doc Johnson dil is fantastic and the nicely flared base and bulb at the bottom are the perfect handles, even the most slick of lubed up fingers. And don’t worry about the fragility of glass, this type of glass is shatterproof and definitely won’t break in your bits.
For more seriously awesome toys, check out our Toy Review Section!
And don’t forget to get your celebration on while Masturbation Month is still in effect!
xoxo
-JD
