There’s a first time for everything and this was my first time with a bendy beaded anal toy from Fun Factory. On that note, this was my first time with any anal toy. In knowing that, cut me a break on my cheesy descriptive review.
My Bendybeads are red and as you guessed it, bendy. I prepared myself mentally for what I was about to do. I got out my Wild Fire mini-vibe and a shit load of lube.
In using so much lube, it posed a bit of a problem hanging onto my beaded beast. I started off very slowly, just rubbing the bumps of the beads along my backside. Hmm, that actually felt kind of pleasant. There is a ring at the end of my beads so I could have some sense of control over it.
However, hanging onto the ring and attempting to insert the first bulb was pointless. Like stated above, it bends. Just about landed in the wrong hole, which got me thinking. But we’ll try that a different time. So back to my problem with having a lot of lube on my toy…I got a hold of the first bead and applied a bit of pressure and in it went. Now, this is not so bad, in fact feels kind of nice. I can see why men enjoy each other so much. This can open up a whole new world for me. Since the first bead felt good, the second one should feel better. So, a little more pressure and both are now in.
Well, just because one feels good doesn’t guarantee two will feel better. But it was still pleasurable. There are a total of five beads that increase in size as you get nearer the circular handle. Ok, now I have two beads in and I’m not sure what to do. I give it a small tug and that gave a very new strange sensation. If two are good, three should be awesome.
By now I’ve turned on my mini-vibe and I’m trying to get bead number three in. I’m playing the wiggle game and I’m having a pretty good time. Bead three—in. Ok, now there is a bit of pain. Guess I pushed it for my first venture out.
There are small raised curves on each bead that alerted my senses as I twisted my toy in slow circular motions. The combination of my beads and my vibe, it was inevitable to have an awesome orgasm. And indeed it was awesome.
Now removing them…another story all together. The sensation is not quite the same as the insertion. My mind was playing tricks on me like I should have been sitting on the toilet for this next adventure. (My sex-expert friend later told me this feeling is COMPLETELY normal and caused from exercising my sphincter muscles—no worries.) I worked the three beads out slowly and waddled into the bathroom for my clean up. Cleaning the Bendy God was no problem whatsoever. It’s 100% silicone and warm water along with my ‘toy cleaning soap’ worked just fine. I always recommend getting toy cleaner to preserve the life of your new friend.
My next adventure with my beads will be with my Vivid Power G-Massager. I think the combination of having both holes filled will be fucking amazing! If only I had three hands. Wait, I’ll use my Snugglepuss. Ok, my world is now perfect again!
Get bent over with the Bendybeads!
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