Although you may not be aware of this, a friend recently pointed you out to me and I’ve had a hard time getting you out of my mind since. You see, I have a feeling we’re meant to be together. I love dirty books too. We already have so much in common.
On top of publishing hot classics that every pervert should read, you make an effort to do so sustainably. How hot is that? You’re like the brainy smart chick sitting in the front row of a lit class combined with the free lovin’ hippie chick who rarely shows up. I spent the entire class fantasizing about them before you came along and demanded my attention.
Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Bookkake.