Sex Toy Reviews - Must Haves

Handmade Leather Restraints From Project TransAction

Posted on by
Project TransAction

I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods  and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store.  After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review.  Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off demented enough on email.  But seriously, take a look at the site and you will see why.  After going back and forth on specifics, Vaughn sent out a pair of black leather restraint cuffs with… wait for it… the PERIODIC TABLE silk-screened on them.  Holy kinky nerd nirvana!… More

Vixen Creations – Lonestar (aka. dildo of my dreams!)

Posted on by
Lonestar (in chocolate color)

I have for years and years heard from my sex shop working peers that Lonestar by Vixen Creations is the perfect realistic dildo, and in general I agree.  Not until being offered the opportunity to review it was I faced with the difficult task of describing how and why Lonestar is indeed the crème de la crème as realistic dildos go.  I’m going to try and do that sexy fuck stick justice, but if you want to know why it’s perfect – go try it for yourself.… More

The Tristan – A Signature Butt Plug!

Posted on by
Tristan

Oh Tristan Taormino, just when we think we couldn’t love you any more than we already do, you go and make a signature butt plug!  That’s right – the fantastic butt toy we are reviewing today is not only named after anal sex queen Tristan Taormino, it was actually designed with her expert input!… More

Holy Hotness Just In Time For Easter! The Jackhammer Jesus Dildo

Posted on by
Behold - the Jackhammer Jesus

Well, friends, it looks like Easter is here… and boy has the lord risen!  At this point as a sex toy reviewer, I would say that all in all, I am fairly unflappable.  You want me to try out that giant cock with 45 different vibration patterns?  Sure, hand it over.  You say you want me to shoot lube up my ass?  Great, all I need is an instruction manual.  Basically, I’m up for anything.… More

Form 3

Posted on by
form3

Well, I can officially cross catching up on JimmyJane’s Form line off of my list to do by the end of the year. I’ve been enjoying the Form 3 immensely in the past few weeks and thought it was time to spread the good word about this rechargeable vibe.

My latest acquisition has a number of things similar with the Form 2, but is surely a very different vibe.… More

Babeland Bondage Tape

Posted on by
Babeland Bondage Tape

Time for a little fun exploration and bondage play – there’s no better place to start than Babeland Bondage Tape. Really, please put the fuzzy leopard print handcuffs down and back away slowly, it’s for your own good, I swear.

For your buck, imagination, curiosity and freedom, novelty handcuff don’t pack half the punch of bondage tape.… More

Gigi

Posted on by

Let me just come out and say that I have been lusting after Lelo’s Gigi for at least a year. I’ve read so many good things about this little rechargeable vibe and I super love Lelo, so I just had to get my hands on my very own! Thanks to Babeland, I can now cross another toy off my wish list because I am now the proud owner of this high-end vibrator.… More