Sex toys are totally awesome and can bring tons of variety to your sex life. They can also be really expensive. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to use inanimate objects when getting yourself or your partner off. It is also possible that you own tons of toys, but you’re out of batteries or you left your dildo at your friend’s house and you need to get your hands on something post haste. These things happen and sometimes you have to think on your feet. Whatever your reason is for not having the appropriate sex toy on hand, here are some homemade sex toy suggestions.
1. Electric Toothbrush – If you’re in need of some good vibrations, these items can get the job done. The vibrating head of the toothbrush can work wonders for clitoral stimulation. I recommend covering it with a condom first or just using it over your underpants. You definitely want to make sure there is a barrier between your pussy and the toothbrush just in case there is anything on the surface of your oral hygiene tool that will upset your goods. Don’t use the toothbrush for penetration!
2. Veggies: Carrots, Celery and Cucumbers – For penetration purposes, your veggie drawer can come in handy, but you must err on the side of caution! You absolutely must cover your edible dildo with a condom. Yes, you need to wash it first, but your body may not react well the the natural sugars that veggies hold. Also, there may be chemicals on the vegetable and it is just safe to keep that stuff away from your sensitive parts. The condom acts as a barrier from these unwanted substances. Before covering the carrot, etc, be sure to smooth away any rough or sharp parts. You don’t want anything to pierce the condom or cause you pain when you’re in plant based orgasmic bliss. Remember, carrots have pointy ends. If you’re inserting the narrow tip, go slow or even just cut it down a bit. Using a cucumber? Cucumbers can get big, so make sure your eyes aren’t bigger than your vagina when picking one out. P.S. Unless you find a veggie that has a flared base, keep it away from your butt hole!
3. Shower Head – This is a tried and true weapon of masturbation that people have been using for years. Find the setting (pulsating, steady, etc) of your choice and let the water work its magic on your pussy. This is a great way to give yourself some solo love on the down low if you’re having a hard time getting some alone time!
4. Sensory Deprivation – You don’t need a ton of expensive bondage gear to enjoy the wonders of sensory deprivation. Need a blind fold? You can use a bandana, a folded cloth, a scrap piece of fabric, an article of clothing. The list could go on. Just look around your bedroom. If you’re looking to cut off someone’s sense of hearing, you can use pair of headphones without the sound turned up. Do you need a gag? A pair of panties or underpants of any kind can be a super kinky way to shut your sub up. Whatever you decide to use, always make sure they’re comfortable with what is happening and no one is in danger of getting injured or sick.