Lovemoiselle Noemie

When you work in the adult industry, it’s easy to get a little bored with the boxes of toys that show up in the mail. I mean, I love sex toys, but how many vibrating bullets does one girl need? Because of this, I always get really excited when I get to try out a unique toy.

When I received Lovemoiselle’s Noemie I couldn’t wait to test it out. This gorgeous dildo is my first ceramic toy and another one that looks more like art than a fuck stick. While performance is key, it doesn’t hurt when you get to play with something that is aesthetically pleasing as well.

Since I didn’t know much about ceramic in regards to sex toys, I did a little research. While apparently not all ceramic is non-porous, I’m happy to report that Lovemoiselle’s toys are. They are also compatible with all lubricants and super easy to clean. You can wash it with soap and water or sterilize with a ten percent bleach solution.

Any of you who ever made an ashtray in art class are probably wondering about how tough a ceramic dildo can possibly be. While I’m not about to drop mine of off my roof, let me just say that this one feels totally solid. The company addresses fragility on their site:

“We use a special manufacturing process to make the Lovemoiselle range exceptionally durable, strong and safe to use. In fact, if you care for your Lovemoiselle toy properly, it will last for a lifetime making it the most very environmentally friendly range too.”

When it comes to getting down and dirty, I was quite pleased with my latest toy. The material reminds me a lot of glass – it’s super slick and is great for temperature play. In my opinion, it doesn’t hold temperature quite as well as glass, but it’s definitely worth cooling down on a hot summer day!

The Noemie’s curved body feels really great and is also handy when things get a bit slippery. It’s about eight inches long and has a reasonable diameter at 1.5 inches. Pretty standard in my opinion, but the material, smoothness and sexy curves make this one stand out. Also, you should know that it is hollow, so it’s not super heavy like you may imagine.

The final thing worth mentioning is the packaging for this toy. It comes in a great black box that can be used for storage and will definitely protect your Noemie if you choose to travel with it. If you’re looking to save space, you’ll also find a nice black pouch included that will keep it clean and prevent your dildo from rolling off of the nightstand.

Overall, I really like this fancy pants dildo. If you’re looking for a good looking and unique toy that won’t break the bank, you should definitely head over to and take a look at the Noemie.

Ps. Sorry for using the phrase “fuck stick.” Go ahead and review 30 toys and see how hard it is to come up with new ways to say the same thing.

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